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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - When Do I Get to Spend Time with Josh? (S02E02)

"I bought a chinchilla from a high-priced dealer in Ventura"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and the APR is ten percent."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mark my words. It's-it's always me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Garry, stop being so self-involved."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"George. It's George. My name is George."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I don't like new things. I don't like it when new people come in."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It is never a good thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Who's the new guy? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Who's this new character? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I mean, he's such a "character" ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Such a big persona that's not relatable at all ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Do we really need a new guy this far into the season? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And by "far into the season" ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I mean it's almost fall ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Who's the new guy? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I don't trust him ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ In ways that normal people are not ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Is this some sort of desperate move to help our ratings? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You mean our terrible ratings on legalscores.com? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Or just for two or three episodes? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You know, Karen's manic episodes ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm a ticking time bomb."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Who's the new guy? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I don't trust him ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Is this someone new ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ We're gonna have to grow to care about? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Why should we root for someone ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Male, straight and white? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And why is Karen finger-painting? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm having a manic episode ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Who's the new guy? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ What's his deal? What's his deal? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ What's his deal? What's his deal? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Karen, shut up! ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh! - Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"JOSH: So you quit and then un-quit"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and we're not going to Raging Waters? (scoffs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Becks, I called in sick. (sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I did the whole fake cough and everything."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know. I know. I feel terrible. But..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got to stay. Okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry. Do you want me to reimburse you for the tickets?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles): No. Don't be ridiculous."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Although they do have that cooking class."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God, I feel terrible."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Should I also cancel dinner with my parents tomorrow?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They bought matching cardigans!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, uh-uh,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we're not cancelling anything for handsome Hitler over there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Except you cancelled our whole day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We are never cancelling."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I feel bad for everybody, knowing that they might lose their jobs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Shh, shh, shh. I'm not... I'm not telling them."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If they know they might get fired,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"they'll do their jobs even worse than usual."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"which is... tough, but they'll do it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Excuse me, sir."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Before you go, would you mind changing the water cooler?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mind? Nah. Love this stuff."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Thank you. - He's not..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(bottle bounces on floor, Josh grunts)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Never mind."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, at least we're cubicle buddies."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles nervously)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, hey, hey, no, Paula, don't panic."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, just give it to me straight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who is getting fired?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, it's got to be Karen, right? She's awful."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, can we make it Karen, if it's not Karen?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No one's getting fired."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, I am so fired."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- We are are all so fired. - No, no, no, no, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna live in a box with my family."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How am I gonna cook? How am I gonna do laundry?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How am I gonna take a bath?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because that is the only thing that gets me through the day,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"just thinking about sinking into those suds!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The minute I laid eyes on him, I knew we were all in trouble."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A man with a face that perfectly symmetrical..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"has no soul."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, so I am so glad that we could get together."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, man-to-man,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"co-boss to co-boss, equal to equal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, if I might, I would suggest the seasoned fries."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, paprika?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paprik-yes! Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't eat fries."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Or salt."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Or solids before sundown."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- and a no-carb dinner. - Wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I track my sugar with this glucose monitor."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wh-what is that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Reports my carb intake. - Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You are literally a machine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You are in it to win it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're like a young me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Uh... mm... - So listen, Young Me,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just wanted to say a little bit more"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"about the Whitefeather culture..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Darryl, rest assured,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I will take into consideration any, and all of your input."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Great. - Now that I'm the majority owner."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great... what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, no, no, no, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You and I are equal partners."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We were."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Exactly, so we own an equal amount."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"... then I tracked down your ex-wife,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so now I am the majority holder."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just think of it this way,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"instead of there being two co-bosses,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I'm two of them, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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