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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - When Do I Get to Spend Time with Josh? (S02E02)

"we'll never worry about a tie"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because the third boss will always break it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But that's you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great point."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, Darryl. (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're right, these do look delicious."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just... (sniffs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The sweet smell of heart disease."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sniffs) Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, enjoy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi, this is Rebecca Bunch from Whitefeather and Associates."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And we recently met at the conference of mortgage brokers."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I am wondering if you're happy"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with your current legal representation,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"or if you're perhaps looking for a new firm?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(man talking indistinctly over phone)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"if you hire us to represent you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(computer chimes)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ugh. Oh, damn it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I'm sorry, sir, I was not cursing at you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What am I wearing?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How dare you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, if-if you want to know sexual details about me,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you have to employ me first."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, keep in touch. Mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(clacking)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you doing?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Water polo."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I played right wing for Stanford."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, that's a charming picture."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Cute little bonnet. What's that called?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A bonnet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So what are you working on?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? Give me that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Number one... Screechy Blonde Oversharer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Number two... Dumb Canadian Joke Guy, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Number three... Mousey Glasses Girl."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Number four... Red-haired Sarcastic Mom Lady.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, no!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You can't, you can't fire any of these people."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Especially not "Red-haired Sarcastic Mom Lady.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Her name is Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And she's great, and she's in law school, and she's my best friend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula, that's her name."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I could not remember "Paula." (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, you're cold."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your parents must be amazing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They are, actually."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My family's pretty much perfect. We're known for it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"People call us "The Perfect Plimptons.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, Nathaniel, I used to be like you, ruthless."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But then, one day, I was crying a lot,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I decided to... (clicks tongue)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"flip things around."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Decided to put happiness before success."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And when I did that, the world rewarded me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with true happiness."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It rewarded me with..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a man who is strong"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and sweet and confident"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not the human flip-flop that was in the office before?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nope, that's him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And you know what? He's-he's not a flip-flop"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and he's not a water cooler, he's a man."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's a human man."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And he's the human man of my dreams."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(phone chimes)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just got us a massive meeting with a massive client tomorrow morning."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Read this. Read that, Perfect Plimpton."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna get that 250K. Oh, yeah!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And you know what? Tomorrow, wear your fancy little Easter bonnet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What a jerk."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(scoffs) Water polo."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know. I don't know anything about that stupid sport"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, can we stop talking about this guy?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's really boring."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're right. I'm so sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I should not give him this power."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I shouldn't let his needle puncture our love bubble."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm-mm. - Come here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(moans, laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did I tell you he wears a bonnet?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"See, he's getting to you just like he's getting to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I know how much you love it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Good. Thanks, babe. Thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"display this prominently in my home somewhere."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, Josh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think I've made a terrible mistake."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You were right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I flew too close to the sun, and I got wax in my feathers."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. It's okay, babe."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You got a lot of feathers left."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(groans softly)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Hey. Darryl, come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We've got an important meeting."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(howling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's wrong with him?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's having a tough time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"DARRYL: Don't worry about me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm okay, and no matter what happens,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"everyone in this office has each other,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and we'll get through this together."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Together. Okay, come on. Just go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We got to set up. Come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Bunch of people about to get fired?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, yeah. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, at least I can take the carpool lane."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mr. Whitworth, Mr. Stonebrow,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I would like to start by saying that"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think your country club is exclusive in the best way."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I would never be accepted"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"due to my gender and heritage,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and good for you guys for keeping it old school."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, all you're trying to do is purchase"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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