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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - When Do I Get to Spend Time with Josh? (S02E02)

"- (bell dings) - (laughter)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, for tomorrow night,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"at Pepper and Oil, the best place in town."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're doing a pricks ficks menu."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I think you mean a prix fixe menu."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? No. Those words have X's in them, like Bex."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm super stoked for my parents to get to know us as a couple."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Huh. It's so dead in here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. There they are. Huh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, Josh, I'll be back in just one second."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay? One second."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey. What up, what up, what up?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's with the faces?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is this her?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is who we've been waiting for?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is Rebecca Bunch, your star attorney?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi. Sorry. What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're 25 minutes late, and that does not happen here anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who is this? What's this?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What's going on? What's happening? - Rebecca,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"this is Nathaniel Plimpton, the new co-owner of the firm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Co-own... Wait, you... you sold the firm?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You bought the firm? You sold it and he... No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (whispers): Nah... - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nathaniel Plimpton from Plimpton, Plimpton and Plimpton in Los Angeles?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your father's a big deal at a white shoe firm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What would he want with a two-bit operation in this one-horse town?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Does she always talk like an old-timey detective?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"DARRYL: Nathaniel's family firm"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is looking to expand in the San Gabriel Valley,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and he made a cash offer over the weekend"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that was very generous."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (chuckles) - Oh, Darryl,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Darryl... - What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Darryl, what did you do?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have expenses."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay? I have alimony."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Madison's teeth are coming in forwards and sideways."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And you know what, this is gonna be great for everyone."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They're a huge firm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But, Darryl, I liked our level."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(quietly): Trust me. I got this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what, this is gonna be great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"... I have, um, something to do today, so I cannot be here today,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but let's reconnect tomorrow and get to know each other, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ms. Bunch?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can I see you in my office, please?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Office"?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What...?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um... this isn't your office."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is Darryl's office."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's taken these guys hours to get the crap out of here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Looked like a gas station in New Mexico."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, it's not weird. He's one-eighth Chippewa."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is that how he got into law school?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles): Okay. I was wondering."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, you seem like a very confident,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"self-assured and conventionally handsome young gentleman,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and start moving people's offices."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You can have a cubicle."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Any one you want. Maybe one near the kitchen?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Excuse me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, I'm actually glad we're having this little heart-to-heart,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because, to be frank..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're the one who put this place on our radar, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- it's kind of your fault that I'm here. - Yay for me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So we're gonna start running this place like a real business."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So we maximize every second."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna need 60 hours a week from everybody,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"daily reports, lunch is limited to 30 minutes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (gasps) - Basically,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"anything going on in your life right now,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I recommend you cancel it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And then go ahead and cancel it again"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"just to make sure that they know that it's..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you know, it's cancelled, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, this conversation takes me back."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, it takes me back to New York and Harvard and Yale."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm, I'm a Stanford man myself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But, you know, I came to West Covina"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to search for happiness..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"which I have recently found in my soul mate, Josh Chan."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh... Josh. That's Josh Chan. Right there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (mouths) - Oh. (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I thought he was here to change the water cooler."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know how they always send those little buff guys?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's like you got to look like a water cooler to work on 'em."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And you are everything I moved across country to get away from."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So... um, hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I quit."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I said I quit."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now I only have to fire four people."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We need to get 250K out of the budget by Friday at 8:00 a.m.,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"per my agreement with my father."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Huh? You can't come in here and just start randomly firing people."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sure, I can. Somebody's got to come up with $250,000."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just get it out of new business."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(scoffs) No one can do that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, but you just quit."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So it's not your problem."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I guess those people are on their own."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We are getting fired. So fired."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This happened to me once."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Here comes a Canada story"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was working for this firm in Manitoba"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and they brought in this shark from Guelph"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and he canned everyone."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It was a fishery, so it was ironic."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't get fired, all right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My marriage is a shambles."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're already paying for two places to live."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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