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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Karen Peralta (S03E03)

and feast your eyes on what I hold in this hand:

"and feast your eyes on what I hold in this hand:"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Yeah, Amy.

"Yeah, Amy."

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Okay, a little harder to control than I thought.

"Okay, a little harder to control than I thought."

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You do you, Boyle.

"You do you, Boyle."

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that have seen me naked.

"that have seen me naked."

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and ride that wave till bath time.

"and ride that wave till bath time."

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but you have to try and remember that we're still at work.

"but you have to try and remember that we're still at work."

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Oh, God, yes.

"Oh, God, yes."

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Wow. Okay, great.

"Wow. Okay, great."

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What is my mother's favorite drink?

"What is my mother's favorite drink?"

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What's Jane Seymour up to?

"What's Jane Seymour up to?"

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how my dad left us and ruined our lives,

"how my dad left us and ruined our lives,"

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how my dad got remarried twice and ruined our lives,

"how my dad got remarried twice and ruined our lives,"

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I would spend my $5,000 to buy backstage passes to Britney,

"I would spend my $5,000 to buy backstage passes to Britney,"

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and that is a direct order.

"and that is a direct order."

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No, and I can't go.

"No, and I can't go."

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- Aah. - Aah.

"- Aah. - Aah."

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Okay, this is the block our boy Tommy Tran does his drops.

"Okay, this is the block our boy Tommy Tran does his drops."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Why are you so obsessed with these things?

"Why are you so obsessed with these things?"

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Cagney can write a lowercase L.

"Cagney can write a lowercase L."

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It's just a line, right?

"It's just a line, right?"

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We're just gonna have some dinner, eat dessert,

"We're just gonna have some dinner, eat dessert,"

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about which of her friends are sick.

"about which of her friends are sick."

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We're gonna play charades?

"We're gonna play charades?"

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What's the thing for song? I don't know the thing for song.

"What's the thing for song? I don't know the thing for song."

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Mom, is something on fire?

"Mom, is something on fire?"

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You must be Amy.

"You must be Amy."

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I'll just take in this gorgeous front door of yours.

"I'll just take in this gorgeous front door of yours."

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- Mom, seriously, the fire? - It's fine.

"- Mom, seriously, the fire? - It's fine."

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I love her.

"I love her."

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Where is Jane Seymour now, anyway?

"Where is Jane Seymour now, anyway?"

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I just bought two brooches for the lesbians across the street.

"I just bought two brooches for the lesbians across the street."

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Be warned, a lot of them turned out to be drug addicts,

"Be warned, a lot of them turned out to be drug addicts,"

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so this could be a bummer.

"so this could be a bummer."

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I know this isn't the best time,

"I know this isn't the best time,"

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but we are in your childhood bedroom,

"but we are in your childhood bedroom,"

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Maybe that son of a bitch wants his picture drawn!

"Maybe that son of a bitch wants his picture drawn!"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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and I'm going to express my concerns to her

"and I'm going to express my concerns to her"

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Terry hates windchill.

"Terry hates windchill."

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Wait, here's our guy.

"Wait, here's our guy."

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Turns out the front door was a push, not a pull.

"Turns out the front door was a push, not a pull."

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It's a figure of speech. Obviously, I'll have some.

"It's a figure of speech. Obviously, I'll have some."

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President Jimmy Carter.

"President Jimmy Carter."

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Have you guys kissed?

"Have you guys kissed?"

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Jake, your mother and I have been seeing each other

"Jake, your mother and I have been seeing each other"

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for three months.

"for three months."

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Oh, you know what?

"Oh, you know what?"

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I know that you're angry, but when I was here last year,

"I know that you're angry, but when I was here last year,"

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I know every mistake your father has made,

"I know every mistake your father has made,"

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and he says they're all in the past.

"and he says they're all in the past."

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Great idea, Mom.

"Great idea, Mom."

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Okay, we have maps, a pantry, beds, a desk.

"Okay, we have maps, a pantry, beds, a desk."

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Can we please have our questions back?

"Can we please have our questions back?"

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and I ran out of stuff from the binder,

"and I ran out of stuff from the binder,"

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So... do you know where the nearest train station is?

"So... do you know where the nearest train station is?"

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Yeah, I saw them.

"Yeah, I saw them."

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and leave my mom again...

"and leave my mom again..."

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Whoa.

"Whoa."

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Did you wear this hat in high school?

"Did you wear this hat in high school?"

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What? No!

"What? No!"

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What? I'm not gonna say that.

"What? I'm not gonna say that."

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"Magic Mike"?

""Magic Mike"?"

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- I don't know. - Time.

"- I don't know. - Time."

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Um, right, why would you be?

"Um, right, why would you be?"

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Sure.

"Sure."

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I just talked to our perp's attorney.

"I just talked to our perp's attorney."

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Boyle, what are you talking about?

"Boyle, what are you talking about?"

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then this is happening.

"then this is happening."

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I saw your weird dad butt,

"I saw your weird dad butt,"

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I'm sorry. I... I didn't know you saw that.

"I'm sorry. I... I didn't know you saw that."

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I'm on the low end of average.

"I'm on the low end of average."

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Listen.

"Listen."

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I don't want to hurt your mother.

"I don't want to hurt your mother."

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for one minute, Hitchcock?

"for one minute, Hitchcock?"

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just to change the damn channel.

"just to change the damn channel."

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Oh, Roger, you mean?

"Oh, Roger, you mean?"

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Why do you assume that I said something?

"Why do you assume that I said something?"

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super-awful life-changing things.

"super-awful life-changing things."

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You knew about that?

"You knew about that?"

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I also knew about Wendy.

"I also knew about Wendy."

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She left it in our bathroom.

"She left it in our bathroom."

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That's how I found out.

"That's how I found out."

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Dad had sex with my turtle?

"Dad had sex with my turtle?"

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No, no, no, no, but he...

"No, no, no, no, but he..."

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And I haven't met anyone I like.

"And I haven't met anyone I like."

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But I like your father.

"But I like your father."

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a lot more nakedness than there actually was.

"a lot more nakedness than there actually was."

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No, you're not.

"No, you're not."

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We were able to snag the new flat screen.

"We were able to snag the new flat screen."

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Please back that tape up.

"Please back that tape up."

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Look who's trying to skip town.

"Look who's trying to skip town."

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and I can do that now, Dad, so do not test me.

"and I can do that now, Dad, so do not test me."

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I kind of liked threatening you, so...

"I kind of liked threatening you, so..."

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Shut up. Who cares?

"Shut up. Who cares?"

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Booyakasha.

"Booyakasha."

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Ready?

"Ready?"

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Congratulations. We did it.

"Congratulations. We did it."

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Hey, by the way, Amy was really nervous to meet you,

"Hey, by the way, Amy was really nervous to meet you,"

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Oh, no.

"Oh, no."

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Just can't stop.

"Just can't stop."

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and feast your eyes on what I hold in this hand:

"and feast your eyes on what I hold in this hand:"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Yeah, Amy.

"Yeah, Amy."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Okay, a little harder to control than I thought.

"Okay, a little harder to control than I thought."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

You do you, Boyle.

"You do you, Boyle."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

that have seen me naked.

"that have seen me naked."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

and ride that wave till bath time.

"and ride that wave till bath time."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

but you have to try and remember that we're still at work.

"but you have to try and remember that we're still at work."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Oh, God, yes.

"Oh, God, yes."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Wow. Okay, great.

"Wow. Okay, great."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

What is my mother's favorite drink?

"What is my mother's favorite drink?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

What's Jane Seymour up to?

"What's Jane Seymour up to?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

how my dad left us and ruined our lives,

"how my dad left us and ruined our lives,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

how my dad got remarried twice and ruined our lives,

"how my dad got remarried twice and ruined our lives,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I would spend my $5,000 to buy backstage passes to Britney,

"I would spend my $5,000 to buy backstage passes to Britney,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

and that is a direct order.

"and that is a direct order."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

No, and I can't go.

"No, and I can't go."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

- Aah. - Aah.

"- Aah. - Aah."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Okay, this is the block our boy Tommy Tran does his drops.

"Okay, this is the block our boy Tommy Tran does his drops."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Why are you so obsessed with these things?

"Why are you so obsessed with these things?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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