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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Or as we call it, maize."
American Dad! (2005)
"Look at all this cool stuff. A glow-in-the-dark rake..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, ifl don't buy all this crap, the terrorists win."
American Dad! (2005)
"Invest? I'm Adam Ant! I have, like, eight dollars."
American Dad! (2005)
"So now thatyour head's clear, would you like to invest in my kiosk?"
American Dad! (2005)
"You guys think about my kiosk idea. I'm gonna freshen up."
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"Can I have a few bucks for popcorn?"
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"and there's an available kiosk!"
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"Francine, you know what I'm gonna do foryou?"
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"You gonna useyour diaper? I'm kinda floating over here."
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"Is this your first? Mine too."
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"I was hoping to be a little more financially stable..."
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"Oh, it's true what they say!"
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"I'm a mess! I'm a mess! Champagne for everyone!"
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"- Terrific. Now it's just a regular $2,000 fork."
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"Francine, I'd buyyou 1 0 kiosks ifl still had my human body."
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"I'd do lots ofthings ifl had a human body..."
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"Huh?"
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"Yes."
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"- Oh, you like Francine's muffins?"
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"A wise decision."
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"Very "rockety.""
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"Sir, I called your bank. You only have enough money for one boot."
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"Francine, this is unacceptable!"
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"Because I'm Irish, Jimmy. Because I'm Irish."
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"Francine, this is crazy. We've gotta shut this thing down beforeyou lose all my money."
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"Ifthis mall expansion goes through, hundreds oftrees will be slaughtered."
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"Now, we have a plan. But to prove you're dedicated to our cause..."
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"- Isn't this fun?"
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"I was just asking. You don't have to bite my head off."
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"Wait a minute. I understand the rope..."
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"That's what my mom says to my dad."
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"I know. What kind ofbusinesswoman forgets to make dinner for her husband?"
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"- My specialtywas seafood. - Mm, that sounds good."
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"I just need a pan, some butter, white wine, a little paprika-"
American Dad! (2005)
"Riskyour career performing an unauthorized brain transfer or..."
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"order out!"
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"Let's getyou a little fresh air."
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"Thanks, Mattress King."
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"They played the C.I.A. summer mixer and tried to overcharge us."
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"your brain goes back in the fish!"
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"Rest easy, Stan."
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"the less you have to think about me invading Francine Land."
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"Damn it! I have to stop Klaus!"
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"Would a thousand dollars cover it?"
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"Now thatyou have no more muffins to sell, perhaps you'd join me for dinner?"
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"You know, you seem veryfamiliar. Havewe met before?"
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"- There's no time to lose. - That'll be three dollars."
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"- All I have is a five. - Sorry. I don't have change."
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"Oh, forget it! I'll park it myself!."
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"Your muffin kiosk is fantastic."
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"Therefore, you must use this silver bullet to... kill me."
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"- Timer! Timer's on!"
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"We've talked about this. My neck gets tired."
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"I'm talking about respect, Stan!"
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"you're my best friends."
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"Move me dramatically. I want to move."
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"It's Steve!"
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"- The curse is broken! - Thanks, guys."
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"with their silent voices and the very earth-"
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"Stan!"
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"I- I can't breathe!"
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"Baby, let's go home."
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"Oh, my God! Klaus!"
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"This mall disgusts me."
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"It's built on sacred land once ruled by proud indigenous people."
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"On sale now: a 48-inch flat-screen TV."
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"What kind ofidiot would buy this materialistic crap?"
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"a money suit, a giant Flavor Flav clock..."
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"and this robot frog that does amazing things when you speakTaiwanese."
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"Stan, it's great the C.I.A. gave you that $20,000 bonus..."
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"for "most evasive testimony to Congress.""
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"But at this rate, it'll be gone in no time."
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"And don't tell me it's not a competition..."
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"because it so is."
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"I could just never seem to raise the money."
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"- So, Adam- - Mr. Ant."
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"Right. So what do you think? Now will you invest in my kiosk business?"
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"Doyou want me to go?"
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"She's not gettin' a dime."
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"- What's her name again? - Eileen, I think."
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"Dad, I'm meeting the fellas at the movies."
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"Do I look like I'm made of money?"
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"Ugh! I'm going for a walk in thewoods out back."
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"When you're done with all this soulless materialism, text me on my Sidekick."
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"- Sweetie, you don't need popcorn. I madeyou some muffins."
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"Cool! Your muffins are the best!"
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"I can sell 'em to my friends and buy some popcorn."
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"People would pay money for my muffins..."
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"All I need is someone with a little start-up moneywho believes in me."
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"I'm gonna wear my money suit toyour grand opening..."
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"when you find that someone who believes in you."
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"I will put my ear to the ground and hear the heartbeat of Mother Earth."
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"Dude, we're going to The Soiling..."
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"Okay, here's your diaper. Changing tables are by the butter dispenser."
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"- Sure. Let mejust-"
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"butyou can't put off having sea monkeys forever."
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"Oh, my God! My babies! They're alive!"
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"The love is instantaneous and unconditional."
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"None foryou, Romeo and Anastasia."
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"What? Noooo!"
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"Hurry, Francine, before the juice on my rechargeable fork runs out."
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"Ifyou gave me $5,000 ofyour bonus..."
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"I could start a business selling my muffins!"
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"- I think there's a real market for- - Ooh, ooh, uh, uh-"
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"I'm sorry. Sorry to interrupt. But real quick."
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"This is the worst idea I've ever heard. Never gonna happen."
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"Great call, Francine. I'll take my pie on the veranda."
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"because, you know, I'd have a penis."
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"Klaus, you know I don't like that type oflanguage."
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"Put a quarter in the penis jar."
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"How about when that werewolf puked up that guy's arm?"
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"Dude, you were so just randomly attacked by a wolf!."
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"Maybe next full moon, you'll turn into a werewolf."
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"Nature can't defend itself, so I will defend nature."
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"Gaia, Earth Mother ofCreation, make my banana steady and true."
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"Greetings, fellow eco-warrior."
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"I am Arboreus..."
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"the leader of this team of environmental soldiers."
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"I was born a tree trapped in a man's body."
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