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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"The contest is over. Time to announce the winner."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, my God. This is it."
American Dad! (2005)
"The trip to Hawaii goes to our number-one salesperson, Philip!"
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"- Philip? - What?"
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"He sold twice as many cars as anyone."
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"Well, they all have Philip's sales number on 'em."
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"You didn't sell any. You're fired."
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"I thought I was your pal."
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"Mad? Whywould I be mad? Just because I'm being held without bail..."
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"for domestic abuse, animal cruelty, child pornography and attempted murder?"
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"- Attempted murder?"
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"You're dead! You're-"
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"- So, yes. I'm pretty mad. - I know this doesn't really matter now..."
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"but... you win."
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"- Huh? - You're a better man ofthe house than I am."
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"I don't know how you manage to do everything you do..."
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"but this family's lucky to haveyou."
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"- And so am I. - Oh, I-"
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"- I-l don't know what to say. - Ah, you could say..."
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"you have a whole new appreciation for how tough it is to be me."
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"There's something you should know about me by now, Roger."
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"I don't learn lessons. Now, ifI'm gonna get out ofhere..."
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"The C.I.A. way. We need a patsy."
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"Someone vile. An evil person, who deserves to be punished."
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"- Any ideas?"
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"These people are insane! I'm innocent."
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"That's the man who broke into my home and punched me."
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"Right before he locked all those poor monkeys in our basement."
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"He made me call him "Uncle Bad Touch!""
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"They're obviously lying, to protect the father."
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"- But whywould theywant to finger this guy?"
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"Except for this. He's got tons of Nazi stuff."
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"Sir, can you explain this?"
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"Yeah, I'm a member of the Anti-Zionist Aryan Brotherhood."
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"So what? This is America!"
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"- He's right. That stuffis legal. - So, what doyou want to do, Lieutenant Goldberg?"
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"Then, one day, you can use your power to avenge us all."
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"Never thought I'd say this, but I missed having you in charge."
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"- but I loveyou guys! - Oh, Stan!"
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"- Good. Now, clean that up and help me look."
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"Morning, everybody. Hey, look. That monkey has a Hayley on its ass."
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"Which I'm missing, 'cause I have no TV."
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"- And here we are. - Forget it."
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"Senators, I am proud to present..."
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"How else can I getyou to listen? You don't respect me."
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"- Ah-ah! Not till you buy me a new TV."
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"- Because cops love doughnuts! - You are not making any sense!"
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"Good evening, Officer, is there a-"
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"Now thatyou're stuck at home, l could really useyour input..."
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"I wished it would look good"
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"- I got fourth row at Mamma Mia! - What? You can't leave the house!"
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"Stan is also touching the wish bowl."
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"Klaus, stop it!"
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"See howyou like life on the bottom rung!"
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"I'll be a better man ofthe house than you everwere!"
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"- What's she like? - Um, well, she's a cheerleader."
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"Hey, Mom. When you go to the market, can you pick up some insect larva?"
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"Uh, okay. I was once America's sweetheart."
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"- Do another movie with me?" - Things Meg Ryan would say?"
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"Shut up, Hayley. Oh, oh- Oh. Things that wear pants."
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"You're my Newman. My Louie De Palma."
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"Listen up, Corky. I'm winning that sales contest."
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"Thanks for nothing."
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"- Roger, I knowyou're busy, but this'll just take a second."
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"- Damn it, I don't care!"
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"Yeah, what did happen toyour eye?"
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"That 52.3 cubic feet of cargo space crazy big handy."
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"I'm gonna go "curry" their favor."
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"we need to start doing things myway."
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"- A patsy? - Someone we can frame for everything."
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"Run, Nathan! Run as fast asyou can..."
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"- Nazi Germany? - You are free to do."
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"- Fine! Then you can walk home!"
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"- Hey, Stan?"
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"Whoo! She is a total C-word."
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"You suck, Roger! I gave these pictures you took to Carly..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- You're goin' to Hawaii, pal. - I owe it all toyou, Philip."
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"But-But these are my sales."
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"Well, I never thought I'd say this..."
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"Bye-bye! Seeyou soon!"
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"- Now she can parkwherever she wants. - Your boss was pretty steamed."
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"- You idiot!"
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"Things that might be wrong, and Roger might be right."
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"- What the hell areyou doing here? - You're pretty mad at me."
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"Oh, great. I know where this is goin'. Can I at least watch this time?"
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"Stan? As long as you're still under house arrest..."
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"- This guy's a real sicko."
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"But I'm a shut-in. TV's all I have."
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"I wish we could trade places."
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"- Put hi m i n my car. - But-"
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"Pretty sure I asked for Pecan Sandies."
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"Most honorable wife, Ahi, and number one son, Yellowtail, "aglee.""
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"What the hell was that?"
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"And took pictures of my no-no parts."
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"- Uh, sir? - Not now, Smith."
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"Hmm. Got it!"
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"Walk, walk, walk, walk-"
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"These Chocodiles, these Chocodiles, Francine, oh, my God."
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"And I said it was okay."
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"Agent Smith, you're out ofcontrol!"
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"The court order says I'm not allowed to leave the house."
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"- What am I missing? - An elevated blood alcohol content."
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"- Senator Feinstein?"
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"Everyone's laughing at me! You know, Dad wasn't perfect..."
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"Islandaloha to Fusfeld Motors'..."
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"Hi, uh, hope this isn't a bad time, but..."
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"Off!. Ooh! No, no, no! Son of a- God!"
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"andhe's the dumb guy!"
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"I can't get fired. I promised my family that trip to Hawaii."
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"- What ifl don't kill someone? - Speaking ofkilling..."
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"My God! That's how he talks to his wife?"
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"as Jessica Alba's G-string."
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"- Mornin', friendly."
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"Dad, I really need your help with Carly Mills."
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"Get busy, oryou're fired."
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"Try these Chocodiles. What's keeping Roger?"
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"- Hayley! - I'm not the one who forgot to exercise the monkeys last night."
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"- Stan?"
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"Well, the neighbor said this guy's already on house arrest for D.U.I."
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