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Clips from American Dad! - Cops & Roger (S05E05)

"# The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"[Screams]"
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"Then maybe I'll come to the mall and just girl out with you two."
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"I want a turtleneck like Stan's."
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"I'll get it at Baby Gap- extra small."
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"I gave a toddler a concussion. Now you know."
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"Oh, no! Oh, my God! Oh, please, no!"
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"I'm falling! Somebody, please!"
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"This could be it."
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"[Russian Accent] Well?"
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"so I'm afraid you can't have one."
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"Francine?"
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"There's nothing in my mug, but the sipping noises calm me."
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"You shouldn't be out at night without a man escorting you."
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"Men are strong, honorable and brave! You're none of those things!"
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"- [Gasps] - You just turned and ran away."
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"I'm gonna miss you most of all, John Goodhorse..."
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"Native American activist and sex offender."
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"You were- [Chuckles]"
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"I was drunk and stupid. It'll never happen again."
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"[Crowd Cheering, Whistle Blowing]"
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"- He was no help. That's the last time l- - [TV: Whistle Blows]"
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"- Me? - [Steve] Okay, Roger. I'm going."
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"Anyway, I'm gonna do great. You'll see!"
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"[Bawling]"
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"- [Gunshot] - [Gasps]"
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"You should study with me next time."
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"Wait. Why is this wrong? Next to "Miranda rights"..."
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"I put, " Miranda has the right to a decent man who will help her raise her baby.""
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"[Shouting] Lucas, why won't you tell me what kind of soda you like?"
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"- [Chuckling] - Whoop. Got your napkin."
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"Well, if I do, I'll just wipe my hands on your fur."
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"- Roger, stop this nonsense! - Never!"
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"- Roger, it's time to quit. - I won't! [Groans]"
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"Help me!"
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"Okay, Roger. If you're serious, I'll help you get through the police academy."
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"[Movie: Man] I can't help but think that we should be together."
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"[Man] I think I can live with that."
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"- [Man Moaning] - [Woman] Yes. Yes!"
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"Mm-mm-mm. Those meatballs are coming back."
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"[Loud Groan] I gotta lie on my side."
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"you have to do everything I say."
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"- I hope you know what you're getting into. - I got into these shorts."
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"Let's race!"
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"[No Audible Dialogue]"
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"# You've been put to the test but it's never enough #"
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"# You got the heart #"
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"[Sustained Horn Honking]"
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"- [Crying] - [Sobs]"
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"I'd like to introduce your valedictorian, Roger Smith."
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"[Cheering]"
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"I had no idea what a tough road it would be."
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"I cried every day for the first two weeks, crapped myself constantly."
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"Here. I want you to have this."
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"I get it. Police business. I'll just mingle with strangers."
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"Hello, all."
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"But not everyone."
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"- [Siren Wails] - [Tires Screech]"
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"He's with me."
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"Laugh!"
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"We called it... donkey punch!"
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"Chaz has got your head all twisted around!"
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"They fear me!"
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"Tell Klaus I said, "S'up?""
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"##[Radio: Rap]"
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"[Man] # Well, I'm an alley cat some say a dirty rat #"
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"- # Spittin'out buckshot for I'm gonna wetcha # - [Siren Wailing]"
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"Noticed that one of your taillights was busted."
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"I'm not allowed to have money!"
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"- These are my docks now. - [Groans]"
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"[Sighs]"
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"I finished off your fabric softener, so I bought you a new box."
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"Oh, man! It's Heartbreak Hotel up in here!"
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"- I got a mole at the C. I. A... - [Gunshots]"
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"- You gotta take him down! - [Gasps]"
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"- Mwah! - [Screams]"
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"and I believe you still can be."
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"Sure, sure. But we got one more piece of business to take care of."
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"I know his type. Eventually, he's gonna wanna do the honorable thing."
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"- whose name is Chaz! - [Gun Clicking]"
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"Weak? This guy's not weak."
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"He risked everything for me. That takes strength."
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"Ow! My skin!"
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"Oh, no. Oh, my God! Oh, please, no."
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"What goes up must come..."
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"I'm recommending you for a commendation."
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"Thanks, Stan."
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"- No. - Okay."
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"- Are you ready for this, Francine? - Sure, I'm ready."
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"You don't look ready. I've been up for five hours doing stuff like this."
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"Honey, why are you up so early?"
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"I'm doing surveillance down at the docks."
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"Gonna bust some gun smugglers."
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"Hope I don't get my period. Love you! Traveling Pants!"
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"There's nothing girlie about it!"
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"I wanna feel like I'm being choked a little bit."
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"That was amazing!"
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"It was way better last year. You don't even know."
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"Roger, help!"
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"My name is Clive Trotter, and I'm an American, and I am in trouble!"
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"[Russian Accent] Well, she only had three puppies..."
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"Ohh!"
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"Damn it! Just more puppy talk."
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"- [Phone Rings] - Hello!"
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"[Dog Barking]"
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"[Sipping]"
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"I'm so freaked out, I couldn't even make tea."
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"[Sipping] Ah, nothing."
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"Hey, I was escorting her, and I was dressed like a man."
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"Takes more than a wig and a fake bulge to be a man, Roger."
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"Disgraceful! Hell, Klaus is more of a man than you are."
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"Hey, a shout-out for Klaus."
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"That's rare. You know what? I'm not gonna push the conversation."
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"- I'm just gonna chalk this up as a "W." - Shut up, Klaus!"
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"- And I broke even. - [Francine] Quiet, Klaus!"
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"And I blew it."
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"Roger, stop throwing out your costumes."
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"Stan was just upset. He didn't mean those things he said."
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