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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Boyle's Hunch (S03E03)

He would never set up Genevieve.

"He would never set up Genevieve."

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I want them out of here.

"I want them out of here."

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The whole thing's on video.

"The whole thing's on video."

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Okay, great.

"Okay, great."

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a regular ira glass.

"a regular ira glass."

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People drew on every single poster.

"People drew on every single poster."

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They put devil horns, target on my face,

"They put devil horns, target on my face,"

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I'll just issue a statement saying

"I'll just issue a statement saying"

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People have real complaints too.

"People have real complaints too."

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"End stop and frisks.

""End stop and frisks."

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Hmm.

"Hmm."

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For once in your life, you're 100% right.

"For once in your life, you're 100% right."

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Did you have enough time to read it all?

"Did you have enough time to read it all?"

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Okay, good.

"Okay, good."

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This is insane.

"This is insane."

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- That's actually pretty good. - I know.

"- That's actually pretty good. - I know."

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That's crazy; You can't just become an artist out of nowhere.

"That's crazy; You can't just become an artist out of nowhere."

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- Jake. - What?

"- Jake. - What?"

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- The case. - Yeah.

"- The case. - Yeah."

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But we have a box

"But we have a box"

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- Right. - Oh, my God.

"- Right. - Oh, my God."

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I'm sure it's nothing. Yeah.

"I'm sure it's nothing. Yeah."

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It's okay.

"It's okay."

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You're gonna be fine.

"You're gonna be fine."

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There are plenty of women out there.

"There are plenty of women out there."

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Don't be ridiculous.

"Don't be ridiculous."

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- Hey, Scully. - Yeah?

"- Hey, Scully. - Yeah?"

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All right, fine.

"All right, fine."

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Then we'd cover ourselves in paint

"Then we'd cover ourselves in paint"

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Boyle, you would hate that.

"Boyle, you would hate that."

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I wish I didn't have a heart.

"I wish I didn't have a heart."

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Gina, as you predicted,

"Gina, as you predicted,"

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Yes, I'm the nostradamus of your shame.

"Yes, I'm the nostradamus of your shame."

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I think a problem the police have had

"I think a problem the police have had"

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was, um...

"was, um..."

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You told me that,

"You told me that,"

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My email address is at the bottom,

"My email address is at the bottom,"

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and I intend to respond to every message I receive.

"and I intend to respond to every message I receive."

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Before we put them up, I want to hear your thoughts.

"Before we put them up, I want to hear your thoughts."

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I love them.

"I love them."

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Once again, my advice has, like, saved the city.

"Once again, my advice has, like, saved the city."

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We're here to apologize.

"We're here to apologize."

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I can't prove you took my moose tracks,

"I can't prove you took my moose tracks,"

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We want to make it up to you.

"We want to make it up to you."

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We got you a pizza.

"We got you a pizza."

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Only one pizza for both of us?

"Only one pizza for both of us?"

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Yeah, we ate it.

"Yeah, we ate it."

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And we're eating your pizza.

"And we're eating your pizza."

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So who's the moron now?

"So who's the moron now?"

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Cursing out my own shadow

"Cursing out my own shadow"

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for hanging out with a loser like me.

"for hanging out with a loser like me."

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Check out the date on this receipt

"Check out the date on this receipt"

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416! Exactly.

"416! Exactly."

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Oh, good one.

"Oh, good one."

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but I'm okay with it if that's what gets her off.

"but I'm okay with it if that's what gets her off."

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Do you seriously not hear it,

"Do you seriously not hear it,"

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That was a nice thing to do.

"That was a nice thing to do."

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and I trusted your gut.

"and I trusted your gut."

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Oh, thanks, man.

"Oh, thanks, man."

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$200,000 cash,

"$200,000 cash,"

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and my new partner, a tarantula.

"and my new partner, a tarantula."

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I call him Jake Jr., aka spidey Klum,

"I call him Jake Jr., aka spidey Klum,"

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aka Mrs. doubtspider, aka Joe spiden,

"aka Mrs. doubtspider, aka Joe spiden,"

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- Aka tarantulina jolie. - What?

"- Aka tarantulina jolie. - What?"

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That's a terrible name. Sorry.

"That's a terrible name. Sorry."

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Because they were gonna throw him away,

"Because they were gonna throw him away,"

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He's actually really scary up close.

"He's actually really scary up close."

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Seriously, I'm not going to your apartment

"Seriously, I'm not going to your apartment"

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All right, fine, then he'll just live here

"All right, fine, then he'll just live here"

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and help me solve crimes.

"and help me solve crimes."

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'cause me and this spider are partners for life.

"'cause me and this spider are partners for life."

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I left the cage unlocked, and he's gone.

"I left the cage unlocked, and he's gone."

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Jake, you better find that spider.

"Jake, you better find that spider."

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And I'm not coming back here until you do.

"And I'm not coming back here until you do."

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A whole hour until we testify.

"A whole hour until we testify."

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Don't mind if I do.

"Don't mind if I do."

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Fish?

"Fish?"

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Fish donuts, boyle?

"Fish donuts, boyle?"

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It's takoyaki.

"It's takoyaki."

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I'm drowning my sorrows in octopus balls.

"I'm drowning my sorrows in octopus balls."

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I've been online dating; It's a total disaster.

"I've been online dating; It's a total disaster."

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My name yennifer.

"My name yennifer."

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Now, I see that as a positive story.

"Now, I see that as a positive story."

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Out of all the identities he could have stolen,

"Out of all the identities he could have stolen,"

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he chose yours, and you want to know why?

"he chose yours, and you want to know why?"

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Because I posted my annual income?

"Because I posted my annual income?"

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Yeah, from senka, right down the street.

"Yeah, from senka, right down the street."

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Oh, I love that place.

"Oh, I love that place."

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Three. That's how many I have.

"Three. That's how many I have."

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All right, wait, quick question.

"All right, wait, quick question."

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How do you keep them off the bed?

"How do you keep them off the bed?"

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I gave up.

"I gave up."

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Wow.

"Wow."

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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She's walking away.

"She's walking away."

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She eats octopus balls,

"She eats octopus balls,"

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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he probably saved the world.

"he probably saved the world."

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Do you want to have tak-takoyaki at the...

"Do you want to have tak-takoyaki at the..."

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Sure, I was hoping you'd ask.

"Sure, I was hoping you'd ask."

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My work here is done.

"My work here is done."

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Santiago, thank you for coming in.

"Santiago, thank you for coming in."

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he said, "gross."

"he said, "gross.""

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He had someone else's band-aid stuck to him.

"He had someone else's band-aid stuck to him."

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Police approval ratings are... pardon my language...

"Police approval ratings are... pardon my language..."

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but there are good cops too,

"but there are good cops too,"

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and I want to put up posters that showcase some of our best.

"and I want to put up posters that showcase some of our best."

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Shut up, ray.

"Shut up, ray."

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I'll think about it.

"I'll think about it."

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Wow, this is a bad idea.

"Wow, this is a bad idea."

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I ooze swagger.

"I ooze swagger."

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Right.

"Right."

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More importantly,

"More importantly,"

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putting up a bunch of photos of smiling cops

"putting up a bunch of photos of smiling cops"

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Santiago, what's your take?

"Santiago, what's your take?"

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Oh, right, let's hear an unbiased opinion

"Oh, right, let's hear an unbiased opinion"

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I think it's a great idea, sir.

"I think it's a great idea, sir."

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Well, you can count me out.

"Well, you can count me out."

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I will not pose for your posters.

"I will not pose for your posters."

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