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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Boyle's Hunch (S03E03)

I didn't ask you, and you're not a police officer.

"I didn't ask you, and you're not a police officer."

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Yeah, I'm out.

"Yeah, I'm out."

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unless you can prove intent to fart.

"unless you can prove intent to fart."

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No, it's not that.

"No, it's not that."

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They ate my moose tracks ice cream.

"They ate my moose tracks ice cream."

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What?

"What?"

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Look, I think they've been skimming people's desserts

"Look, I think they've been skimming people's desserts"

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for weeks, but I can never prove it.

"for weeks, but I can never prove it."

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No, but Hitchcock has fudge stains all over his chest.

"No, but Hitchcock has fudge stains all over his chest."

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- Ugh. - They'll deny everything.

"- Ugh. - They'll deny everything."

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We need hard proof.

"We need hard proof."

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So let's get it.

"So let's get it."

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That's step one?

"That's step one?"

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Hey, where'd she go?

"Hey, where'd she go?"

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You guys were hitting it off.

"You guys were hitting it off."

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I half expected to see you sitting in her lap by now.

"I half expected to see you sitting in her lap by now."

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She is amazing.

"She is amazing."

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And at one point when she wasn't looking,

"And at one point when she wasn't looking,"

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I snuck a whiff of her hair.

"I snuck a whiff of her hair."

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She had to go back into court.

"She had to go back into court."

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Oh, okay, okay.

"Oh, okay, okay."

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So what's the plan?

"So what's the plan?"

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Couples massage.

"Couples massage."

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Okay, seems a little intense,

"Okay, seems a little intense,"

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I say go for it.

"I say go for it."

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How do I look? You look great.

"How do I look? You look great."

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I've got a good feeling about this.

"I've got a good feeling about this."

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oh, shoot.

"oh, shoot."

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Hey, buddy.

"Hey, buddy."

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Got you some of those fish donuts you like so much

"Got you some of those fish donuts you like so much"

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Although, full disclosure,

"Although, full disclosure,"

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I couldn't find where they sold them,

"I couldn't find where they sold them,"

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so that's just a chocolate éclair

"so that's just a chocolate éclair"

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Oh, thanks, Jake, but I don't need cheering up.

"Oh, thanks, Jake, but I don't need cheering up."

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You can eat it yourself.

"You can eat it yourself."

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So what, you're not upset about falling hard

"So what, you're not upset about falling hard"

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They say she robbed her own art gallery

"They say she robbed her own art gallery"

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This piece, "breastfeeding knight,"

"This piece, "breastfeeding knight,""

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Wow, look at that.

"Wow, look at that."

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Not to sound overly intellectual,

"Not to sound overly intellectual,"

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Also, I talked to Genevieve's lawyer.

"Also, I talked to Genevieve's lawyer."

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I have a couple questions about a beautiful client of yours,

"I have a couple questions about a beautiful client of yours,"

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She got hit by a tow truck and sued the driver?

"She got hit by a tow truck and sued the driver?"

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No, she was accused of insurance fraud.

"No, she was accused of insurance fraud."

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Oh, good, because I blew that tow truck case.

"Oh, good, because I blew that tow truck case."

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Straight-up forgot to go to court.

"Straight-up forgot to go to court."

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She's being set up. Framed.

"She's being set up. Framed."

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Look, I know you think my judgment's clouded

"Look, I know you think my judgment's clouded"

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You doodled your wedding invitation.

"You doodled your wedding invitation."

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think that she did it.

"think that she did it."

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Okay, boyle.

"Okay, boyle."

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I trust your gut.

"I trust your gut."

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But approachable.

"But approachable."

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But not too fun.

"But not too fun."

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Did you win?

"Did you win?"

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I want to say you look great.

"I want to say you look great."

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You didn't let me finish.

"You didn't let me finish."

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Dot, dot, dot,

"Dot, dot, dot,"

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Great news is, it doesn't matter,

"Great news is, it doesn't matter,"

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because this campaign,

"because this campaign,"

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like three out of five backstreet boys,

"like three out of five backstreet boys,"

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is inconsequential.

"is inconsequential."

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That's enough, Gina.

"That's enough, Gina."

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voice of the streets is, this tisn't gonna work.

"voice of the streets is, this tisn't gonna work."

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And all I'm saying as a... if not the...

"And all I'm saying as a... if not the..."

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boss here is, if you're not gonna support me,

"boss here is, if you're not gonna support me,"

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you can leave.

"you can leave."

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I will leave.

"I will leave."

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Look what I found

"Look what I found"

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Ice cream spoon.

"Ice cream spoon."

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Why was this in your trash?

"Why was this in your trash?"

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And who throws away a spoon?

"And who throws away a spoon?"

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I don't even think it's ice cream.

"I don't even think it's ice cream."

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It's probably medicine.

"It's probably medicine."

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You know, I'm on lots of medicines, rosa.

"You know, I'm on lots of medicines, rosa."

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This is ice cream, and I'm gonna prove it.

"This is ice cream, and I'm gonna prove it."

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Sarge, no.

"Sarge, no."

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What am I doing?

"What am I doing?"

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Well, I guess your little investigation

"Well, I guess your little investigation"

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has hit a dead end.

"has hit a dead end."

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I'll be back.

"I'll be back."

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I hate moving.

"I hate moving."

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Interesting.

"Interesting."

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Yeah, something definitely doesn't add up.

"Yeah, something definitely doesn't add up."

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Did you know there's a sausage you can drink?

"Did you know there's a sausage you can drink?"

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Are you even talking about the case?

"Are you even talking about the case?"

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She has an amazing tongue.

"She has an amazing tongue."

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Yeah, I'm too close to this.

"Yeah, I'm too close to this."

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Hi, Genevieve.

"Hi, Genevieve."

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I'm just gonna ask you

"I'm just gonna ask you"

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and detective boyle will just sit there

"and detective boyle will just sit there"

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and keep waving at you, I guess.

"and keep waving at you, I guess."

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that has access to the gallery after hours?

"that has access to the gallery after hours?"

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No, just me, and the vault is

"No, just me, and the vault is"

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only accessible through fingerprint ID.

"only accessible through fingerprint ID."

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Does Charles have a girlfriend?

"Does Charles have a girlfriend?"

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I just saw her mouth my name.

"I just saw her mouth my name."

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What did she say?

"What did she say?"

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Is she asking if I'm circumcised?

"Is she asking if I'm circumcised?"

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Stop interrupting.

"Stop interrupting."

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Sorry about that.

"Sorry about that."

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Okay, next question.

"Okay, next question."

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Can you think of anyone

"Can you think of anyone"

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that might be trying to set you up?

"that might be trying to set you up?"

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Maybe an employee or a rival of some kind?

"Maybe an employee or a rival of some kind?"

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He's an artist, a terrible one.

"He's an artist, a terrible one."

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He was always in debt and begging for money.

"He was always in debt and begging for money."

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That's why we broke up.

"That's why we broke up."

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Maybe he's resentful.

"Maybe he's resentful."

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- Okay. - Wait, give me a second.

"- Okay. - Wait, give me a second."

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Uh, hey, Genevieve,

"Uh, hey, Genevieve,"

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detective boyle wanted me to let you know

"detective boyle wanted me to let you know"

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that it could have been an ex-boyfriend.

"that it could have been an ex-boyfriend."

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Wow.

"Wow."

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Wow, it actually worked.

"Wow, it actually worked."

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I've got to hand it to you, buddy

"I've got to hand it to you, buddy"

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Oh, one more thing. Boyle has another question.

"Oh, one more thing. Boyle has another question."

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I'm gonna rub her body in pã¢tã©,

"I'm gonna rub her body in pã¢tã©,"

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and then rub it off her with a cornichon.

"and then rub it off her with a cornichon."

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I'm just gonna give the phone back.

"I'm just gonna give the phone back."

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