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Clips from The Last Man on Earth - Screw the Moon (S01E01)

"What are you compensating for, dude?"
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"- What an absolute zero. - What a dip."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey."
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"What's up, buddy?"
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"(SOFTLY) We got to kill him."
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"You okay?"
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"Yeah. Look, hey, it's easy."
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"then we take him out to the desert and just leave him out there."
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"But you thought about it."
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"I don't even know who you are anymore, man."
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"Todd. I never would've gone through with it."
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"So, Carol, uh, is there anything you want to tell me?"
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"Hey."
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"Want to talk about stuff?"
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"It's always about the power, hombre."
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"You know what?"
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"It should be."
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"I don't even know who Carol is anymore."
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"Freewheeling around, abandoning all her stupid rules,"
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"God, I want her back."
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"I don't care about any of this stuff."
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"- You did? - Yeah. It's called, uh, "Carol.""
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"- Uh, so that's proof. - Tandy, stop."
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"And, Tandy, you can't have me."
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"- No... - For the surprise, but that's all I'll say."
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"Wait, are you saying we're gonna get real electricity to the cul-de-sac?"
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"To do this."
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"- (MILLER CHUCKLES) - MELISSA: Wow!"
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"Isn't he the greatest?"
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"I didn't knock over your stupid lamp. Okay?"
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"Believe me."
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"- Not really. - No."
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"He was gonna do the same thing to me."
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"Well, it's true. But I didn't do it."
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"All right, you know what? Fine."
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"Okay."
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"Then I guess this is... (SCREAMING)"
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"- Aah! Damn it. Dropped another stitch. - Oh, that's okay."
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"(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)"
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"Phil. How can you say that?"
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"He'll come out soon. He has to."
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"Oh, Carol."
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"(ACCORDION PLAYING)"
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"Tell me that you'll wait for me"
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"Come on."
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"I'm going back that way."
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"That direction is you."
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"(ENGINE REVVING)"
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"'Cause I invented it."
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"So stupid."
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"Hey."
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"Todd, I'm so sorry."
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"if you ever need to tell me anything."
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"Well, I'll keep that in mind."
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"Hey, Melissa."
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"but I'm not gonna pretend that I don't love you."
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"But just know I do love you."
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"Well, screw the moon"
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"PHIL: Previously on The Last Man on Earth..."
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"We're all hotsy-totsy for the new Phil Miller."
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"We're done, Melissa. I dump you."
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"CAROL: Phil."
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"We got to kill this guy."
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"I'm in."
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"Look at that piece of crap."
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"Walking around with his stupid tools."
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"You know, I'm just trying to see if I can get these solar panels hooked up."
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"Oh, that'd be so sweet."
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"Good for you, bro."
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"Well, let's not count our chickens before they hatch."
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"Well, if anyone can do it, you can."
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"Yeah."
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"Definitely."
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"I'm sorry, man. This is hard for me."
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"I mean, are we really talking about killing someone?"
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"We'll just go over there, ask him if he wants to go for a ride,"
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"Wait a minute, you drove me out to the desert."
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"Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. Yeah."
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"But, you know, that was, uh..."
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"Were you gonna kill me, Tandy?"
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"Look, I wasn't in my right mind. You got to believe me."
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"- Oh, my God. - I never..."
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"- So you were gonna do it. - But I didn't."
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"I think about a lot of things. I'm a thinker."
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"Oh, my God..."
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"I'm like a Stephen Hawking when it comes to..."
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"- No, no. No, bro. - (COW MOOING)"
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"And I never would have gone through with this one."
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"Deal's off, Phil lives."
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"Even though I hate his frigging guts."
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"Hey, bud. Looking good. (SNICKERS)"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"- Hello, Carol. - Oh! Hi, Tandy."
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"Isn't it a wonderful day?"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Tandy, what are you getting at?"
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"Well, Carol, I'm getting at this."
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"- You know what this little number is? - It's a condom wrapper."
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"It's an open condom wrapper"
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"with the condom inside conspicuously missing."
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"Hmm."
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"You know where I found this?"
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"Going through my garbage?"
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"So you admit to having sex with Phil?"
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"Darn tootin'."
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"(CHUCKLING) Well, that's funny,"
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"'cause I don't seem to remember getting an invitation to the wedding."
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"- Oh, there wasn't a wedding, Tandy. - Really, Carol?"
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"Really? (LAUGHS)"
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"'Cause I seem to recall some sacred pledge"
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"that was required by you to have sex with you."
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"And then what are you and Phil trying to do?"
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"It's called casual sex, Tandy."
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"(WHEEZES)"
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"Are you kidding right now?"
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"That's my whole thing!"
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"That's all I've ever wanted!"
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"I've made that very clear."
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"Aw, tough bananas, 'cause this train has left the station."
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"Toot, toot! (CLICKS TONGUE)"
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