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Clips from Seinfeld - The Big Salad (S06E06)

"- What about you? - Oh, please come, Elaine."
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"- Sure, all right. What do you want? - I don't know."
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"- A big salad. - What big salad?"
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"- I'm going to the coffee shop. - They have big salads."
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"I've never seen a big salad."
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"They have big salads."
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"Is that what I ask for, the big salad?"
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"- It's okay. Just forget it. - No, hey, I'll get it."
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"What's in the big salad?"
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"Big lettuce, big carrots. Tomatoes like volleyballs."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"Dating really is getting embarrassing, isn't it?"
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"I know. Whenever I'm on a date, I always feel like people can tell."
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"People on dates shouldn't be allowed in public."
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"I'm going out with someone, I'm not even taking her out."
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"- Good for you. - I don't need people staring at us."
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"You're telling me."
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"I'm never playing golf with him again."
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"- Who? Gendason? - Steve Gendason."
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"- He used to be a baseball player. - How'd you end up golfing with him?"
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"Yeah. Played with him a lot. But today was it."
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"He's beating me by a couple of strokes."
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"Then he's about to hit his second shot..."
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"...when he picks up the ball and cleans it."
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"The rules clearly state you cannot clean the ball unless it's on the green."
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"- The rules are clear about that. - Certainly are."
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"- So I penalized him a stroke. - So, what happened?"
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"He lost it!"
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"We almost came to blows."
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"We're like, Hey, what are you talking about?!"
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"- Think I'm gonna put up with that?! - All right. All right! You're in my face."
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"I don't see what the big deal is."
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"Hey, a rule is a rule. And let's face it, without rules, there's chaos."
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"I like Anna Quindlen's column. And Safire."
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"Don't you like Safire?"
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"Safire."
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"Although he can be rather pedantic."
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"He can be pedantic. He can be pedantic."
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"He worked for the Dai/y News."
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"Yes. Yes. You know what's interesting?"
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"The quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons..."
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"...is Bobby Hebert, no R..."
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"You know, it's Herbert..."
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"...Hebert, H-E-B-E-R-T."
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"Hebert. It's a fun name to pronounce. Try and say it. Hebert."
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"Go ahead, take a shot. Hebert. All right."
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"Now, Julie, Julie, don't insult me."
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"- Okay, thanks, George. - Here's your big salad to go."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"No, she's not here."
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"Stationery-store guy called to say he ordered your pencil."
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"I told you. He has ideas."
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"- He doesn't even care if a man answers. - Or you."
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"- Sorry we're late. - It's no problem."
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"Meeting Mother at the Guggenheim. You don't wanna go?"
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"No, you Guggenheim. I'm not much of a Guggenheimer."
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"Did you see what just happened here?"
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"- Yeah, so? - Well, she didn't buy the big salad."
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"- Is that a fact? - Yes, it is."
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"She just took credit for my salad."
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"- That's not right. - No, it isn't."
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"- I'm the one who bought it. - You did."
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"- She should've said something. - She could've."
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"- Oh, I know. - Imagine..."
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"...her taking credit for your big salad."
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"You buy a big salad for somebody, it would be nice if they knew it."
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"- Turn on the TV. - What?"
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"Put it on. Put it on!"
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"To repeat, in case you're just joining us..."
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"...in the murder of Bobby Pinkus, the owner of Roya/ Dry C/eaners..."
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"...over a stain on a pair of grey Sansabe/t s/acks."
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"...reported/y saw an irate Gendason /eaving the c/ubhouse in a huff."
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"Whether there is a possib/e connection between the two..."
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"...is something we'/ just have to wait and find out."
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"...that he murdered the dry cleaner."
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"Generally speaking, you don't need any extra incentive..."
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"- I like Julie. She's very personable. - Yeah, she's lovely."
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"- That's great, George. - Yeah."
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"- So did you enjoy your lunch? - Yeah. The big salad."
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"- Why? - Oh, no reason."
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"I could have handed you the bag."
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"But she happened to picked it up at the restaurant, even though..."
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"Even though what?"
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"It's just..."
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"What's the difference?"
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"What? What are you trying to say, George?"
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"It's just that I was the one that actually paid for the big salad."
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"You want the money for the big salad, George?"
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"- No, no. - Then what is your problem?"
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"There is no problem."
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"Kramer played golf with him, and Kramer thinks a penalty stroke..."
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"...may have driven him to it."
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"Well, they haven't even arrested him yet."
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"Why not?"
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"Hello?"
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"Yes, I will tell her."
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"Look, I gotta go."
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"Hello, Newman."
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"Hello, Jerry. I was wondering if you knew..."
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"- ... where Kramer was. - No, I don't. Why?"
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"You know, Gendason. This is something, isn't it?"
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"- I suppose. - What did Kramer say?"
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"You know something. Tell me! Tell me!"
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"Oh, Chunkys."
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"Margaret?"
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"- Hello. - You two know each other?"
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"You might say that."
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"Well, toodle-loo."
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"Nice seeing you again, Margaret. Bye, Jerry."
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"Look, I'm a little uncomfortable talking about this, okay?"
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"He ended it."
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"He ended it?"
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"Yes. Yes."
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"Jerry, they found a tee."
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"- What tee? - A golf tee in the dry cleaner."
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"Newman. She went out with Newman."
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"- It must be a mistake. - No. It isn't."
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"And the most distressing part is not that she went out with him..."
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"Newman never stops seeing anybody."
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"Newman will see whoever is willing to see him."
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