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Clips from Seinfeld - The Big Salad (S06E06)

"So the question, then, is not so much why did she see him..."
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"Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye."
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"No. There's less."
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"Maybe he's an enigma. A mystery wrapped in a riddle."
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"Yeah. He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie."
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"- Can I get you some more coffee? - No, but thank you."
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"You are kidding me."
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"No. He left the store early, made a special trip to the distributor and got it."
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"I bought one yesterday on 14th Street."
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"What did you do that for? He already ordered it."
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"- I wanted to please Mr. Pitt. - You better go down and tell this guy."
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"- He's very excited. - Oh, boy."
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"- Oh, hi, Julie. - Hi."
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"- I'm meeting George here. - Well, then I better get going."
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"Otherwise George will make me buy him lunch..."
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"...to make up for that big salad he bought me yesterday."
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"Come on, Newman, open the door!"
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"Hello, Jerry."
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"What a treat. What brings you down to the east wing?"
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"Okay, pudgy, let's stop playing games. What happened with Margaret?"
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"I'll tell you what happened."
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"- Not your type? - Not really."
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"- What is wrong with her? - Well, if you're happy with her..."
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"...that's all that matters."
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"- You don't think she's attractive? - No."
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"- Care for some lemonade? - No, thank you."
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"Drop by anytime, Jerry."
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"And if I wasn't... Well, I don't have to tell you what happened."
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"What are you so worried about this for?"
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"You know he talked about Pinkus on the course?"
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"So it had nothing to do with you."
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"Yeah, but maybe I pushed him over the edge."
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"Poor little Pinkus."
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"You met Margaret. You think Margaret's good-looking?"
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"- Oh, I love curls. - Yeah. Yeah, me too."
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"- I'll see you later. - Where you going?"
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"- Gendason's. - You're going to see Gendason?"
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"It's weighing on my conscience."
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"It doesn't seem like a gender thing. I think I would like to play with dolls."
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"We're just friends."
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"Yes, well, anyway, she said something that was kind of intriguing."
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"Share."
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"Well, when I came over to the table, she mentioned something..."
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"...to make up for the one you bought yesterday."
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"Well, my question is, how could Elaine be under the impression..."
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"...that you bought the big salad..."
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"...when I was the one that handed it to her?"
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"Wait a second."
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"Are you suggesting that I went out of my way to tell Elaine..."
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"And what I would like to know is how does a person..."
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"...claim responsibility for that salad..."
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"...and accept a thank-you under false pretences?"
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"...and he needed the pencil right away."
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"...you were going to get one someplace else?"
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"No, I didn't know. I'm sorry."
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"It took me three hours."
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"I had a big fight with the foreman."
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"Really? A fight with the foreman?"
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"Yeah?"
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"Okay."
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"I mean, they found a tee. And he played golf that day."
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"Nobody walks into a dry cleaners' with a tee."
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"The circumstantial evidence is overwhelming."
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"You had how many dates with him? Three?"
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"Around three. I don't know."
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"I moved on. I'm not hung up on him."
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"Why are you looking at my face?"
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"Where am I gonna look?"
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"Newman ruined it. All I could think of..."
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"I'm going out with the stationery-store guy."
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"You're going out with the stationery-store guy?"
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"I felt so guilty about the pencil I couldn't say no."
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"Well, well, well."
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"You had to tell Julie that I made a special point of telling you..."
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"...that I bought you the big salad, didn't you?"
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"You know, if it was a regular salad, I wouldn't have said anything."
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"But you had to have the big salad!"
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"What?"
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"I'm turning it on."
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"Oh, my God, get out of here."
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"Hey, listen to this. They issued a warrant for Gendason's arrest."
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"He escaped, and the police spotted him on the New Jersey Turnpike."
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"As you can see, he's in a white Ford Bronco."
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"The po/ice have c/eared the highway traffic in front..."
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"...but they are k eeping their distance."
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"They don't want this situation to esca/ate."
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"His name is Kramer..."
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"...and he's reported/y one of Gendason's go/fing buddies."
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"Yeah, this is Kramer. I got Gendason in the car."
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"I'm taking him to see his fish, so tell the police to back off."
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"If you took the Palisades, this wouldn't happen."
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"Sending pizzas and taxis to their house all night long."
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"How come when the police catch some really bad criminal..."
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"...they put him in the handcuffs, hit him with the baton..."
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"...put the chokehold on him, but then they don't want him to hurt his head..."
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"Watch your head. Don't hit that metal edge there. That really hurts."
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"May I help you?"
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"Your name is...?"
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"I met him on the course a couple years ago."
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"- Thanks. I got it. - No. I'd like to pay."
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"What difference does it make who pays? It's meaningless."
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"Neither the district attorney's office nor the po/ice department..."
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"...have answered any questions as yet."
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"According to Pinkus' wife..."
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"...for the purchasing of the big salad."
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"No, I don't think so."
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"- Who's staring? - Oh, they're staring."
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"That's... It's a long story."
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"No, I'm sorry. I'm just a little curious. Why did you stop seeing him?"
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"I've looked into his eyes."
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"He's pure evil."
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"Don't get excited. Can we discuss this like gentlemen?"
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"Jerry. All right, now, listen to this."
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"- He did? - Oh, yeah."
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"- No, I don't think so. - Poor Pinkus."
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"Well, why did you tell me to order it if you knew..."
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"I can't."
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"Newman."
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"...when I was looking at her face was, Newman found this unacceptable."
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"You're kidding."
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