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Clips from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

"Cover, schmover. You all hated his songs, too."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
"Not as much as I hate you."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
"and Missy's the tech girl..."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
"but lately, I'm having a little trouble..."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
"figuring out what you're doing here."
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"Shit, your name doesn't even fit the rhyme scheme."
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"Since you let our patsy slip away, you've gotta convince..."
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"the little kid and the fat guy to take his place."
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"Uh-uh."
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"Uh-huh. You'll do it or you're out of the gang, Justice."
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"Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him..."
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"since he's so fucking in love with you."
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"What am l, blind?"
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"He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van..."
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"like he was fucking Lord Byron?"
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"Well, maybe he just has manners."
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"Yo, baby, you ever have your asshole licked..."
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"That'll give you plenty of time to work on him."
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"Because he's just so innocent!"
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"[Squeaking]"
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"Steal a monkey? Shit, no problem."
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"lt's not stealing a monkey. I mean, it's liberating it--"
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"Wait a second."
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"Did you say no problem?"
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"Yeah. Fuck, we steal monkeys all the time."
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"Right, Lunch Box?"
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"Well, it's not like it's a bad thing."
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"Snoogans."
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"-What the heck is that? -What's what?"
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"I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy"
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"For stealing the monkey"
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"Stealing the little monk--"
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"If I had known that shit earlier..."
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"man, I'd have been stealin' monkeys..."
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"since I was, like, seven and shit."
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"Me and Justice are gonna get married one day..."
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"so don't be giving me no look like, Oh..."
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"we ain't gonna steal the monkey and shit."
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"Don't forget that."
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"They're gonna do it."
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"Good. They do their part, and we'll do ours."
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"Oh, hey, remember. We meet back here when you're done."
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"As sure as I am that you're the hottest bitch I ever seen."
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"-Fucker! -Easy, tigress."
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"Maybe it's because women don't like to be called bitches, Jay."
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"They don't?"
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"What the fuck am I supposed to call you, then?"
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"Something sweet, you big goof."
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"Something nice."
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"Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck?"
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"[Justice laughs]"
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"Jay, uh, before you go..."
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"could you say something into the camera about the clitoris?"
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"Shut up, Justice. She's just a little embarrassed."
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"for our human sexuality class..."
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"and we need a male perspective on the clitoris."
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"The female clitoris?"
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"Uh, yeah."
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"Jay, you know, you don't have to do this."
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"No, it's cool, hon."
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"There's a few things I could say about the clit..."
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"[Jay clears throat]"
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"I am the master of the clit!"
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"Remember this fucking face!"
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"I make that shit work!"
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"No one rules the clit like me."
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"Not this little fuck..."
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"none of you little fucks out there."
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"I am the clit commander!"
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"When it comes down to business..."
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"Awesome. Knock 'em dead, tiger."
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"-Oh, I will. -Girls."
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"So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck?"
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"Think I can get a little blow job for good luck?"
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"No. Go."
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"JA Y: Get offmy Kool-Aid, motherfucker!"
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"You could say that."
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"You are so gay."
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"All right, once we get upstairs..."
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"Missy whipped this up. lt counts our decibel level."
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"If it goes into the red-- alarm, we're dead."
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"-l got it. -Good."
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"Check this shit out, Lunch Box-- animal tranquilizer."
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"Hold this."
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"Keep this shit, so later me and Justice..."
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"can shoot each other with it and fuck like stoned test bunnies."
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"Unh, unh."
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"JA Y: Suzanne."
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"[Cracks neck]"
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"Jesus."
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"Move, move, move!"
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"and it's all blown by a fucking fart."
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"You can't just leave 'em here like this."
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"That alarm's gonna bring the cops here any minute."
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"They take the heat off of us long enough..."
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"-All right! -[Screaming]"
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"What the fuck you lookin' at?"
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"There ain't no snacks here, man."
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"Now, we got what we came for. Let's get the fuck out of here."
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"[Debris clattering]"
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"Justice."
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"[Choir singing]"
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"ls that..."
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"[Sighs]"
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"My, oh, my, oh, my."
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"Wait. ls that..."
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"MAN: Excuse me."
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"Federal Wildlife Marshal."
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"out of their cages, sir."
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"We believe that was just a diversionary tactic..."
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"used to call attention away from the real heist..."
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"over here at the Diamond Exchange."
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"OFFlCER: Sir..."
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"the Provasik people say they rounded up..."
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"Do you have a VCR?"
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"Plaschke, Willenholly."
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"Yeah, look, I need you to get me on the national news pronto."
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"This is Jussy's monkey."
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"Justice died for you, you little monkey fuck!"
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"Do something, Tons of Fun."
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