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Clips from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

"Holy fuck."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
"Maybe it's some kind of super monkey."
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"You're my fuckin' bitch."
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"Don't go taking this fuckin' chimp's side."
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"Holy shit!"
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"Maybe it's a conspiracy, like in the X-Files..."
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"[Razzes]"
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"JA Y: This little monkey..."
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"responsible for the fall of the human race."
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today."
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"these monkey fucks will start wearing our clothes..."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
"and rebuilding the world in their image."
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"Shit. Not on my watch, motherfucker."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
"Die, you super monkey fuck! Aah!"
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"All right, you can live... for now."
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"Did you see that shit, man? Bitches love me."
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"Come on, let's get something to eat."
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"We gotta get to Hollywood."
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"Besides, we're in the clear, yo."
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"lt's not like anyone knows we stole the monkey."
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"Bitch."
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"The Provasik animal-testing facility in Boulder..."
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"was the focus of an attack by a terroristic..."
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"primate rescue syndicate calling themselves..."
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"the Coalition for Liberation of ltinerant Tree-dwellers..."
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"or simply C.L.l.T."
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"ln a videotape sent to authorities this morning..."
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"identified in literature that accompanied the tape..."
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"that they are in control of the C.L.l.T."
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"[Distorted] We are the C.L.l. T. None ofyou are safe."
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"Now tremble before the might of our merciless leader."
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"I am the C.L.l.T. commander!"
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"Terrifying."
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"Now here to help us explain this footage..."
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"From the intelligence we've been gathering..."
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"Exactly."
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"they go by the obvious code names of Jay and Silent Bob."
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"If anyone out there should come across them..."
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"or any other C.L.l.T.ies, please exercise extreme caution."
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"See? Told you that restraining order was a good idea."
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"What response do you hope to elicit..."
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"You don't want to rub the C.L.l.T. the wrong way."
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"Nights like this..."
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"-l miss dating a lesbian. -[Ring]"
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"Plaschke. Give me a friggin' break."
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"stimulation of the C.L.l.T. is not recommended."
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"with almost no mention of the diamond heist."
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"I told you those two were the perfect patsies."
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"Jay and Bob don't deserve this. They were really sweet."
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"The only thing I regret is not gutting..."
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"and playing twister with his vitals. Mmm!"
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"We all gotta grow up sometime."
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"you're crushing on is growing up..."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
"then pass me my Wonder Woman Underoos. Ow!"
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"You the gals that ordered the pizza?"
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"This dopey bitch ordered a large plain..."
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"No charge, lady."
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"You know, Justice died trying to save this monkey..."
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"That way, we can honor her memory."
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"Fuck the police"
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"Fuck, fuck, fuck the police"
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"Fuck, fuck, fuck the police"
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"Yo, fuck 'em"
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"COP ON MEGAPHONE: This is the Utah State Police."
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"Come on out with your hands in the air..."
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"and surrender the orangutan."
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"Don't shoot."
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"Hold your fire."
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"-The ape. -What?"
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"Orangutan's a member of the great ape family."
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"Me or you?"
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"Jay and Silent Bob."
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"Your C.L.l.T. doesn't stand a chance."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
"a fugitive monkey in there should hit the deck."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
"We are going to open fire."
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"fuck a bunch of different good-lookin' monkeys."
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"Fuck, man, I'm no strategist."
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"You're the guy who makes the blueprints."
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"Do not shoot!"
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"Don't shoot!"
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"We're just, uh, trying to take our son..."
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"Their son?"
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"Maybe they're one of those gay couples."
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"Yeah, we're gay..."
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"and this is our adopted love child."
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"We're not from around here."
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"Don't make us go back to our liberal city home..."
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"with tales of prejudice and bigotry..."
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"from in the heart of Utah."
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"Oh, God, this is the last thing I need--"
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"a bunch of uppity homosexuals shooting their mouths off..."
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"to the liberal media..."
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"Are you fuckin' crazy? Now, they may be gay..."
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"but that's not their son. That's the ape."
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"I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, OK?"
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"is the political fiasco here that I'm about to avoid..."
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"by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go."
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"You are free to leave, sirs."
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"Yes, you sirs."
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"Please accept my apologies..."
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"for detaining you and your unorthodox..."
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"but constitutionally protected family unit."
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"Hell, yeah. That's 'cause he's from my sperm."
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"See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours..."
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"who I fuck on the side..."
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"so I'm not to be all the way gay..."
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"He loves the cock."
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"Well, he certainly looks insatiable."
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"-Bye-bye. -Bye-bye."
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"Well, it's not my way, but I'll be damned..."
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"WlLLENHOLLY: All right, gang."
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"Let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner..."
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"Shit, I said you love the cock."
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"I gotta be the craftiest motherfucker alive."
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"[Gunshot]"
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"Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass."
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"Just like Winnie the Pooh."
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"WlLLENHOLLY: Wow!"
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"That was just an incredibly daring escape."
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