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Clips from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

"-Mat mat mat -L-L-lum"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
"look at these morose motherfuckers right here."
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"Smells like somebody shit in their cereal."
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"Bung! Ha ha ha!"
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"That was good. Come on in."
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"So, what brings you two dirt merchants..."
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"to my neck of the woods?"
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"l'll tell you what our necks are doing in your woods."
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"Where's our motherfucking movie check?"
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"You heard about that, huh? I got nothing to do with it."
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"That's Banky's deal. He owns the property now."
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"to him years ago."
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"Why the fuck would you do a thing like that?"
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"about characters whose central preoccupation..."
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"I mean, you got to grow, man."
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"Don't you ever want anything more for yourself?"
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"I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does."
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"and I just-- I see a man crying out."
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"so much so that it prevents him..."
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"from ever getting to kiss a girl?"
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"Fuck! When, Lord, when?"
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"When's gonna be my time?"
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"I'm the chucklehead? You're the fucking dumb-ass..."
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"who gave your comic away, and now you don't get..."
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"no fucking movie check, neither."
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"When you're right, you're right."
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"because if the buzz is any indicator..."
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"What buzz?"
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"The lnternet buzz."
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"What the fuck is the lnternet?"
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"The lnternet is a communications tool..."
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"used the world over, where people can come together..."
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"to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."
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"Poop shoot. Yeah."
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"This is a site populated by militant movie buffs--"
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"OK, this is about Bluntman and Chronic right here."
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"Friday? Shit, does it say who's fucking playing us..."
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"No, but it's Miramax..."
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"Who?"
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"You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting."
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"You mean that fucking movie with Mork from Ork in it?"
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"but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms."
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"What's up now?"
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"So, here we go. Now, this is the shoot-back section."
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"This is where the people who read the news..."
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"get to chime in with their two cents."
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"For example, we got a guy here..."
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"with the chick magnet net handle Wompa One..."
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"opining on what he thinks about Bluntman and Chronic."
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"He says, Bluntman and Chronic and their stupid alter egos..."
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"Jay and Silent Bob only work in small doses, if at all."
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"They don't deserve their own movie."
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"-He's got a point. -Fuck him."
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"What's the next one say?"
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"This is entitled Fuck Them Up Their Stupid Asses."
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"'Bluntman and Chronic' is the worst comic I ever read."
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"a couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catch phrases..."
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"like a third-rate Cheech and Chong..."
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"or Bill and Ted."
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"Fuck Jay and Silent Bob."
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"Fuck them up their stupid asses."
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"Who the fuck said that shit?"
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"All right, here, check this one out."
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"They're fucking clown shoes. Mmm."
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"If they were real, I'd beat the shit out of them..."
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"for being so stupid."
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"l, for one, will be boycotting this movie."
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"Let it go, man. They're not talking about you guys."
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"They're talking about Bluntman and Chronic."
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"They said Jay and Silent Bob. They used our real names."
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"because no one knows we're real in real life."
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"Really?"
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"think the real Jay and Silent Bob..."
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"are a couple jerkoffs..."
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"about the comic book Jay and Silent Bob."
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"we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like..."
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"and she's, like, What's your names?"
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"And she's like, Oh, l've read on the lnternet..."
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"that fuckin' youse guys..."
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"are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs."
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"And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead."
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"Well, fuck that. We gotta put a stop..."
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"before they ruin our good names."
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"about stopping this bile."
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"The lnternet has given everyone in America a voice..."
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"to use that voice to bitch about movies."
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"As long as there's a Bluntman and Chronic movie..."
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"the net nerds are gonna have something negative..."
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"Well, wait a second."
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"If there wasn't a Bluntman and Chronic movie..."
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"then those fuckers wouldn't be saying shit..."
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"about Jay and Silent Bob, right?"
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"They're talking about fictional characters."
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"Fictional characters."
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"Am l--am I getting through to you at all?"
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"the fuckin' movie from gettin' made."
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"that you two would be entitled to in the process."
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"What are you, fucking retarded?"
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"I don't think I'm alone in the world..."
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"in imagining this flick may be the worst idea..."
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"You know, it-- a Jay and Silent Bob movie?"
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"I recommend that you guys go hunt Banky down..."
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"as you so succinctly put it..."
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"Um, no, Holden McNeil."
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"The important thing here is a fuckin' bunch..."
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"of motherfuckers we don't even know..."
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"callin' us assholes on the lnternet..."
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"to teenagers and guys who can't even get laid."
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"we could ever do."
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"So when's this movie gettin' made?"
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"So if today's Tuesday, that gives us..."
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"Eight days."
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"Uh, three by my count, but close."
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"JA Y: Right."
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"My bad."
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"Three days to stop that fuckin' stupid movie..."
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"from gettin' made. Come on, Silent Bob."
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"Since when did they start charging for the bus?"
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"Didn't we used to ride that shit..."
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"to school every morning for free?"
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