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Clips from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

"This sucks balls, man."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
"How come we ain't gettin' no rides?"
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"HlTCHHlKER: 'Cause you're doing it all wrong."
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"You gotta give the driver a little incentive."
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"Like how?"
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"Like this..."
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"Yeah, but what happens when they pick you up..."
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"and you don't make with the head?"
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"Don't they kick your ass to the curb?"
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"Sure, if you don't make with the head."
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"Yeah. Hey, if it'll get me..."
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"a couple of hundred miles across the country..."
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"Yeah, but we ain't gay."
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"Don't be so suburban. it's the new millennium."
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"Gay, straight-- it's all the same now."
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"There are no more lines."
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"Well, there's a line, and on this side of it, we ain't gay."
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"I don't care who the driver is."
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"What book?"
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"Follow the rules of the book..."
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"[Tires screech]"
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"Why doesn't one of you come sit next to me?"
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"Where are you boys from?"
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"Oh, Hollywood, huh? That's a long ways away."
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"Yeah. Thank God you picked us up."
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"You?"
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"NUN: Of course. So..."
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"you live by the Book, too?"
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"Well, you picked us up, didn't you?"
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"I gotta."
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"Well, that's good to hear."
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"But it's a lot easier to say that you live by the Book..."
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"Can you do it?"
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"All right."
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"JA Y: Mmm, mmm."
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"-NUN: Whoa! -[Thud]"
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"I can't believe this shit."
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"Five hours and not a single ride."
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"Every day people hitch to Hollywood..."
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"to stop studios from making films about 'em..."
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"but when you and me try it..."
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"it's like we're trapped in a fuckin' cartoon."
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"[Horn honks]"
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"Zoinks, yo."
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"Now we can finally solve the mystery..."
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"I don't think they are masks."
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"that they're hitchhiking girls, either."
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"FRED: Let's kick 'em out."
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"We've got a mystery to solve."
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"The only mystery here is why we take our cues..."
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"from a dick in a neckerchief."
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"Keep it up, beatnik."
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"l'll feed you to the fuckin' dog!"
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"I can't take all of this fighting!"
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"Yo!"
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"Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down."
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"And I gotjust the thing for that."
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"Doobie Snacks."
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"Yes, yes"
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"Right between the sound machine"
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"Ri, Ray and Rirent Rob."
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"-l think they passed out. -Great."
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"FRED: What do we do with them now?"
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"and leave 'em in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice."
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"You see something? See anything?"
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"Fuck, man, I had a horrible dream."
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"Yo, man, I'm hungry. Where can we get some breakfast?"
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"[Cow moos]"
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"Yeah."
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"[Mooby the Golden Calf plays indistinctly]"
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"Let's see if those fucks wrote something new..."
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"about us and that stupid-ass flick."
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"Any movie based on Jay and Silent Bob..."
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"are gonna lick balls..."
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"because they both, in fact, lick balls."
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"Motherfucker."
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"lt's time we wrote something back."
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"You all are the ones who are the ball-lickers."
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"We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch..."
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"and cry like little whiny bitches."
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"Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks..."
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"who is makin' the movie..."
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"we're gonna make them eat our shit..."
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"and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit..."
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"that we made 'em eat."
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"[Gunshot on computer]"
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"JA Y: That'll show those fucks."
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"then get back on the road..."
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"go to Hollywood, and stop those fucks..."
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"and I mean nothing, distract us."
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"[Cow moos]"
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"[Music stops]"
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"I ain't got a fever"
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"[Music stops]"
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"I got all the symptoms, count 'em, 1, 2, 3"
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"Oh, what, this?"
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"No, I use this for protection, you know..."
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"so no guys try to grab my shit or anything."
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"Ha ha! Hi, I'm Justice."
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"I mean, hi. I'm Jay..."
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"lt's nice to meet you."
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"JA Y: Justice, huh?"
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"That's a nice name."
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"Oh, I'm not from around here."
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"My friends and I are on a road trip."
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"Your friends, huh? Where they at?"
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"Out there by that van."
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"RUN-DMC: Unconceivable, unbelievable"
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"Grammar like a hammer, information receivable"
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"For force because that makes run the boss"
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"So get away, OK"
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"Jay and Silent Bob are in the hiz-house."
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"Who the fuck are these guys?"
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"This is Jay and Silent Bob."
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"Missy, and Chrissy. Here."
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"JUSTlCE: I met 'em inside. They're gonna hitch a ride."
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"SlSSY: Yeah, I don't know if that's such a good idea, Jussy."
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"MlSSY: Oh, my God."
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"We're in the middle of suburbia, Chrissy."
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"Let's try and act like it."
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