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Clips from King of the Hill - Shins of the Father (S01E01)

"Better than Bill? Or Dale?"
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"But I thought they were your best friends."
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"And when you're older, I hope you're lucky enough to find a girl..."
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"to be best friends with, too."
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"You think that'll really happen to me?"
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"Now what do you say we get an ice cream?"
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"I don't want Grandpa at my party."
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"What's wrong with the bean dip?"
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"Bobby, never make fun of your grandpa's legs."
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"Now, son, pick up that phone and invite your granddad to your birthday party."
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"Okay."
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"Did you try burping the alphabet?"
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"[Cotton hollering]"
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"Hank, the boy can barely reach it. Lower the pinata so he has a chance at it."
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"COTTON: Oh! Crack it! Nail it!"
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"Take off them pink gloves. That's woman's work."
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"You ain't too big for me to give you a licking."
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"You're gonna need a new one."
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"Good-Iooking breakfast, Peg."
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"Cotton, I'd love to debate this with you..."
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"So I'm buying you and your friends hookers."
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"I mean, for his son."
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"- Pig? - Yeah."
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"Yeah, I like it here."
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"Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put 50 bullets in my back."
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"nothing, I guess."
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"Women's work! Women's work!"
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"[Children shouting]"
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"No wonder Mom left you. She was a strong lady."
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"Or Boomhauer?"
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"Jeez, Bobby, why not compare her to a baboon in the zoo?"
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"[1950s instrumental music]"
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"[Theme music]"
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"I'm Laotian!"
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"All right. Time to open my gift."
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"Super Squirter!"
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"Now what was it you wanted to talk to me about, Hank?"
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"Well..."
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"Bobby, I'm proud of you for what you did at school today."
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"So, I'm buying you a hooker."
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"Hey, Hank's wife."
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"Peggy might do all the housework..."
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"How about when he took us down to the Hotel Arlen?"
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"[Bill hollering]"
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"And we had beat them Nazis in Italy."
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"You keep eating, and I'll tell you when to stop."
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"Oh, Lord, that crazy Cotton Hill."
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"I'll be staying over at Hank Hill's home."
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"[Patriotic instrumental music]"
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"[Balloon whistling]"
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"For crying out loud!"
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"Man, "What are you talking about? What are you talking about?""
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"Dang old John Candy, John Belushi, night before they dug their graves."
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"He's not gonna take over the family gas station."
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"You just don't understand him."
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"Bobby, you are too young to own a firearm."
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"I'm gonna be a prop comic."
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"I can sleep in a drawer, after what they did to me overseas."
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"You'll never get no service that way."
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"Let's go. Take them off."
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"PEGGY: Okey-dokey, Cotton, Hank fixed your car."
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"It won't if you keep slapping them in the butt and ordering them around."
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"Huh? Huh?"
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"I heard, after Hank's mother left Cotton..."
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"You really outdid yourself this time."
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"[Engine struggling]"
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"If it comes back, we'll call the rental place."
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"I don't know."
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"Sometimes, things just disappear for no logical reason."
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"[Piano playing]"
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"Wait! That's a solenoid. Where'd you find that?"
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"it might be nice, for a change, to have dinner..."
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"And it's your fault for not nipping it in the bud."
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"HANK: Hey, Dad."
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"I had to give them Fatty."
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"So I rushed them. But it was a trap."
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"I'm just trying to get a little propane here."
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"Oh, I get it. She's making you say this."
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"BOYS: Women's work! Women's work!"
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