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Clips from BoJack Horseman - The Shot (S02E02)

"Yeah, okay, but I don't cry in front of other people. I can't."
BoJack Horseman
"Really, never? Come on."
BoJack Horseman
"What if someone tells you they'll take you to the park,"
BoJack Horseman
"and they keep talking about the park and all the fun you'll have,"
BoJack Horseman
"But then they don't take you to the park. I need a second."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, I'm sorry, I can't do it. I didn't know you wanted me to cry."
BoJack Horseman
"Can you give us the room, please?"
BoJack Horseman
"There's a park right outside we can hang out at."
BoJack Horseman
"-Oh! -Oh, we can't, the sprinklers are on."
BoJack Horseman
"Ah."
BoJack Horseman
"Queen Princess Carolyn, if I may, I have some exciting news."
BoJack Horseman
"I just landed a new client."
BoJack Horseman
"-The mill owner! -Huh?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Wait, you're making deals here? -I'll say."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm now the biggest agent in the entire idyllic New England village."
BoJack Horseman
"It's like you don't even read the idyllic New England village trades."
BoJack Horseman
"You're polluting my perfect serene dream life. Why is this happening?"
BoJack Horseman
"and enough time to catch up on The Good Wife."
BoJack Horseman
"Stop kidding yourself, Princess Carolyn."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, my God. I gotta get out of here."
BoJack Horseman
"Let's tear this old Tudor down and put up some condos! [chuckles]"
BoJack Horseman
"[Margo laughing]"
BoJack Horseman
"and all the other character actors who live in lucrative obscurity."
BoJack Horseman
"The blood I spill today is for us all!"
BoJack Horseman
"[laughing and grunting]"
BoJack Horseman
"Hmm."
BoJack Horseman
"[cell phone ringtone]"
BoJack Horseman
"-Hello? -Hey."
BoJack Horseman
"There you are! I've been trying to call you all week."
BoJack Horseman
"Listen, I gotta tell you:"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm sorry I gave you such a hard time about your trip."
BoJack Horseman
"A lot of people talk big,"
BoJack Horseman
"You're the real deal, Diane."
BoJack Horseman
"-Yeah... -How is it there? Is it amazing?"
BoJack Horseman
"It's hard, but it's good."
BoJack Horseman
"I miss you."
BoJack Horseman
"these six months are gonna fly by."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah. How's the game show going?"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, shit, I completely forgot I'm supposed to be hosting a game show right now."
BoJack Horseman
"[caws]"
BoJack Horseman
"that the book you've been writing in your head"
BoJack Horseman
"is never actually going to be a book, so you stop--"
BoJack Horseman
"I know what you're gonna say."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm a dumb sitcom actor who's in over his head."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm sorry for everything. I don't know what I'm doing."
BoJack Horseman
"BoJack, sit down."
BoJack Horseman
"[sighs]"
BoJack Horseman
"You've just been told your brother is dead and that it's your fault."
BoJack Horseman
"Because this is the moment you realize"
BoJack Horseman
"something inside you is broken, and it can never be fixed."
BoJack Horseman
"You didn't have to. Turteltaub's gonna love this."
BoJack Horseman
"-Oh. All right. -Thanks for talking me into this."
BoJack Horseman
"Just so you know, I'm really glad we're making this movie together."
BoJack Horseman
"-Didn't know I had it in me, did you? -No, I knew."
BoJack Horseman
"-Hold the elevator, please. -Coming in?"
BoJack Horseman
"Mommy, it's nearly Christmas. Where's Uncle Secretariat?"
BoJack Horseman
"But maybe, if he runs really fast..."
BoJack Horseman
"Turns out you two knuckleheads snuck out last night"
BoJack Horseman
"and got that shot I told you not to get for the scene"
BoJack Horseman
"-that's not in the movie anymore. -Uh..."
BoJack Horseman
"Just maybe, all we have to do is believe!"
BoJack Horseman
"What are you doing here?"
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, is it cool if I crash here for a couple nights?"
BoJack Horseman
"♪ I was in a very famous TV show ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"♪ And I'm trying to hold on to my past ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"♪ I guess I'll just try And make you understand ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"♪ BoJack! ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"Boxer versus raptor. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na."
BoJack Horseman
"[thunder rumbling]"
BoJack Horseman
"[Nixon] I can do whatever I want."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm president of the goddamn United States of America."
BoJack Horseman
"Isn't that right, Checkers?"
BoJack Horseman
"There are going to be riots in the streets."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm Secretariat."
BoJack Horseman
"Hmm. Perhaps an arrangement can be... arranged."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm just an athlete. I'm no hero. My brother Jeffretariat is the hero."
BoJack Horseman
"He's fighting the Reds over in 'Nam,"
BoJack Horseman
"which is necessary to protect our way of life."
BoJack Horseman
"And another hero is President Nixon."
BoJack Horseman
"He is one groovy dude."
BoJack Horseman
"[BoJack] Groovy."
BoJack Horseman
"[coughing]"
BoJack Horseman
"Don't you dare put that out."
BoJack Horseman
"That is a perfectly good cigarette, and you are going to finish it."
BoJack Horseman
"But I don't wanna."
BoJack Horseman
"Don't you dare cry, don't you ever cry."
BoJack Horseman
"You wanted this."
BoJack Horseman
"Uh, BoJack? You really shouldn't throw a lit cigarette off the--"
BoJack Horseman
"[fire roaring]"
BoJack Horseman
"[♪♪]"
BoJack Horseman
"The fire department got everything under control,"
BoJack Horseman
"but the cable's out for the neighborhood."
BoJack Horseman
"Nobody knows where fires come from, it's a mystery."
BoJack Horseman
"Anyway, I am fired up about my first day back on set."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, I know. You told me at breakfast."
BoJack Horseman
"Why did you call me?"
BoJack Horseman
"but she abandoned me to teach piano in Cordovia or something."
BoJack Horseman
"BoJack gonna be in "da" house."
BoJack Horseman
"The Nixon scene is the core of the whole movie."
BoJack Horseman
"and get to look into the real darkness of his soul."
BoJack Horseman
"while you give a Christmas present to your nieces"
BoJack Horseman
"and they hug you while your butt is stuck in a chimney."
BoJack Horseman
"That's why they took the gay stuff out of A Beautiful Mind."
BoJack Horseman
"They don't talk about the 60 years he spent as a jerk."
BoJack Horseman
"-Kelsey, you're okay with this? -Eh..."
BoJack Horseman
"See, BoJack, that's the shrug of a pro who gets it."
BoJack Horseman
"Yo! Care-to-the-O-to-the-Lyn-to-the..."
BoJack Horseman
"We'll meet in the supply closet in one minute. Break!"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, okay."
BoJack Horseman
"Ooh, ow."
BoJack Horseman
"Carolyn, when you're in the throes of a very ugly divorce such as I am,"
BoJack Horseman
"along with all that pain and degradation comes a certain perfect clarity,"
BoJack Horseman
"and right now that clarity is telling me that you and I should get out of here."
BoJack Horseman
"Beautiful, I'm starting my own agency, and I want you to be my partner in crime."
BoJack Horseman
"What? But I can't just leave Vigor."
BoJack Horseman
"Who's gonna water the plants?"
BoJack Horseman
"Um, I'm sorry. You water the plants?"
BoJack Horseman
"I started doing it as an intern,"
BoJack Horseman
"Carolyn, you are my gritty, witty city kitty."
BoJack Horseman
"Things are so crazy for me right now. I--"
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