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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"And once your ISIS buddies find out that you kidnapped me and come find me..."
Archer (2009)
"...I'm gonna give them all an EP credit."
Archer (2009)
"No, you're not. So drink your stupid Pimm's Cup..."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, where are we with the chalice?"
Archer (2009)
"- Because nobody is coming for you, Burt."
Archer (2009)
"- And especially nobody from ISIS. - Okay."
Archer (2009)
"Don't take this the wrong way..."
Archer (2009)
"Excuse me? Burn."
Archer (2009)
"Eh?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. Okay, first of all..."
Archer (2009)
"- Hey, guys? - Zip it, nerds!"
Archer (2009)
"I was twice the agent you were when your legs worked, so don't hand me that..."
Archer (2009)
"Shit! What the...?"
Archer (2009)
"Aah! And this conversation isn't over!"
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no! My brand-new van!"
Archer (2009)
"Cuban hit squad! I gotta go!"
Archer (2009)
"Would you go?! I can't yet!"
Archer (2009)
"Krieger, go!"
Archer (2009)
"Damn, Krieger can't outrun anything with all that handicapped shit."
Archer (2009)
"I gotta go after them, but this conversation is not over."
Archer (2009)
"You'll never catch them."
Archer (2009)
"Heh, heh. You drive like an egg."
Archer (2009)
"And I'll bet on it. Go on."
Archer (2009)
"If I don't catch them, I will just ride off into the sunset."
Archer (2009)
"Where they don't have telephones to ever call my mother again ever?"
Archer (2009)
"On my word. And if I do catch them..."
Archer (2009)
"You keep dating my mother, yeah, got it."
Archer (2009)
"And since we've wasted a shitload of time already, I feel pretty good about this bet."
Archer (2009)
"You're kidding me. It drives me nuts."
Archer (2009)
"It's like the world's slowest elevator."
Archer (2009)
"This is like the world's slowest van!"
Archer (2009)
"It's all this handicapped shit!"
Archer (2009)
"Jesus, God, I get your point!"
Archer (2009)
"You should get a Bat-Pole."
Archer (2009)
"Lowest quote I got. That's ridiculous."
Archer (2009)
"For just putting a pole where the garbage chute already is."
Archer (2009)
"But the co-op board was like, "But what'll we do with the garbage?""
Archer (2009)
"I know. And then you'll have some garbage to land on."
Archer (2009)
"If you're coming in hot, I know, it's a win-win."
Archer (2009)
"And you were gonna pay for it yourself, no assessment or anything."
Archer (2009)
"Yep."
Archer (2009)
"That's not your car, is it? Yeah, why?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, laugh it up, Burt. I am."
Archer (2009)
"No such thing. Yes, such thing. Slow down."
Archer (2009)
"- Don't you wanna help your friends? - I don't care about them."
Archer (2009)
"Dying in this freaking car!"
Archer (2009)
"Lana! Lana, we're coming to help. Where are you?"
Archer (2009)
"Great. Now tell her to keep going north."
Archer (2009)
"Doesn't matter, we can't catch them. We're all the way acr... Oh, shit!"
Archer (2009)
"We'll catch them. I know a shortcut."
Archer (2009)
"What...? How? I did a TV series here called Hawk."
Archer (2009)
"I forgot about Hawk!"
Archer (2009)
"He was part Indian. Right!"
Archer (2009)
"- You know what your problem is? - My pants are wet?"
Archer (2009)
"You only see your mother as your mother. But she's also a person."
Archer (2009)
"She has hopes and dreams and fears and needs."
Archer (2009)
"Don't make it weirder."
Archer (2009)
"Not sexual needs... Well, maybe those too."
Archer (2009)
"- But personal, professional, all that stuff that makes a person who they are."
Archer (2009)
"And until you... Oops. Hang on. What...?"
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit! Burt Reynolds!"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, if you just pay attention, you might just learn something here."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection."
Archer (2009)
"How about now? It's gone. I'm all ears."
Archer (2009)
"Good, because my point is..."
Archer (2009)
"Burt, no!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shit!"
Archer (2009)
"And my point is, until you can look at your mother..."
Archer (2009)
"...and see her not just as your mother..."
Archer (2009)
"Huh. Food for thought."
Archer (2009)
"And if I were you, I'd come to terms with that..."
Archer (2009)
"But I guess you're out of luck, because we had a..."
Archer (2009)
"Now what do you say we have some fun?"
Archer (2009)
"Whatever."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, not the van."
Archer (2009)
"Will you please drive straight?!"
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit! It's Burt Reynolds!"
Archer (2009)
"Now watch what I do right here. Yeah, duh, I only invented it."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, well, nice to meet you, Hal Needham. Whatever."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, looks like we're in danger of a frown turning upside-down."
Archer (2009)
"Cut it out, that tickles."
Archer (2009)
"Heh, heh, heh. Burt, come on."
Archer (2009)
"Cut it out."
Archer (2009)
"Burt, watch the goddamn road. Oh, shit."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, was that the same footage?"
Archer (2009)
"Thanks, Burt! Anytime, darling."
Archer (2009)
"But you probably wanna go ahead and slow down."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shit!"
Archer (2009)
"- Krieger, brakes! - I am!"
Archer (2009)
"A round must have cut the brake line! That's okay, I got it."
Archer (2009)
"What do you mean you g...? Oh, shit!"
Archer (2009)
"Um..."
Archer (2009)
"Unh! Hang on, everybody."
Archer (2009)
"Everybody okay?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm okay. I may need a doctor."
Archer (2009)
"Okay?! No, we're not okay!"
Archer (2009)
"No, we okay."
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"We're good. Thank you, Burt."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, no, don't thank me, thank, uh..."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, you... Right, right."
Archer (2009)
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I think we can still make that movie premiere."
Archer (2009)
"Leave me for some hot little 20-year-old?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I'll show him. I'll go find me a 10-year-old!"
Archer (2009)
"Ew! Yeah, I don't think you wanna do that."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up. Okay. Taxi!"
Archer (2009)
"You! Malory, wait, I can..."
Archer (2009)
"Save it! Nobody wants your... Mother, Burt..."
Archer (2009)
"...mustache rides around here, buster!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh! Oh, my God. Listen, Burt didn't write the note. I did."
Archer (2009)
"A lot, actually. He's kind of a mess."
Archer (2009)
"I am too. Look at me. Raccoon eyes..."
Archer (2009)
"I think you look beautiful."
Archer (2009)
"And I for one would love to walk you down the red carpet."
Archer (2009)
"And I for one would be delighted."
Archer (2009)
"And I honestly mean that."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, blow it out your ass."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, Burt Reynolds is so freaking awesome."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, he actually kind of is."
Archer (2009)
"Just tape them up."
Archer (2009)
"...you're gonna wish you were in hell with your back broke."
Archer (2009)
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