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Clips from The Flintstones - At the Races (S01E01)

"Fossil is second, Sabertooth is third, Slagheap fourth..."
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"with Fossil second, then Granite Boy, Slagheap..."
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"- Sorry, Barney. - Great shot, Fred."
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"All you need is the right tool for any job."
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"Hey, Dan, how about some cue chalk?"
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"Excuse me, fellas. Got to get the phone."
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"Yeah, and another thing, we could play every day for nothing."
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"Well, you can forget it."
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"Like how?"
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"Wish I had the nerve to use my pay."
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"- Well, tell her you lost it. - I tried that once."
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"You're a genius, Fred, that's how. A sheer genius."
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"And then when you get her wailing and crying, I'll stagger in."
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"- I almost forgot. - Forgot what, Fred?"
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"Here, you better hold my pay envelope."
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"our holdup story's in the ash can, that's what for. Get going."
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"- I don't believe one word of it. - But, Wilma..."
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"A little dirt on the face."
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"I know. Especially Wilma."
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"Just be glad I'm alive."
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"How about a woman like that?"
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"She's tough to convince, that's all I can say."
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"Hey, Doc, what's all that..."
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"- Search me. L... - I know, you saw it on a TV show."
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"I'll take good care of him, Doctor."
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"What emergency? I got to go home and watch TV."
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"- I'll go down and bet the money. - You?"
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"What do you know about betting at the track?"
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"Herman, you got it?"
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"I cannot conduct business any further at this time."
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"Sabertooth is number five."
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"Well, make it a good story."
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"Bigmouth."
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"Put me down, Barney."
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"Suppose Sabertooth doesn't win."
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"Listen, if we're gonna be partners..."
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"you got to start thinking positive, right now."
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"$1,000 on number seven. That's Gravelpit, son."
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"- Did you hear that? - I sure did."
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"Fossil still in front by a length. Granite Boy second..."
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"Granite Boy challenges Fossil and takes the lead."
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"Come on, Sabertooth."
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"Volcano, Earthquake, and Gravelpit."
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"At the eighth pole. It's Sabertooth by a leg."
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"And the winner is Gravelpit!"
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"Yeah, what, Barney?"
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"Have you decided what you're gonna tell Wilma?"
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"that her husband is gonna be a big business tycoon."
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"Yeah, like put it in the bank."
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"Get this rock off my hand..."
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"How did you get it caught?"
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"I didn't get it caught. I put it under here to keep it warm."
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"We went out to the track, and we bet the whole thing on a long shot."
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"We won."
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"Darling, we're rich!"
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"- Plans? - We are investing in a business."
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"Fred, that's wonderful!"
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"I'll have the money in your hands in a couple of shakes."
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"Okay, good-looking."
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"Grab a hold of the rock. And this time, be careful."
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"And he took the money."
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"It's Granite Boy still in the lead..."
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"But wait a minute."
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"Sabertooth is starting to move up on the outside."
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"- He said "Sabertooth," Barney. - I know."
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"Come on, Sabertooth!"
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"Heading for the far turn, it's Granite Boy in front..."
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"Volcano, Earthquake, and Gravelpit."
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"Coming into the stretch, Sabertooth takes the lead..."
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"Volcano, Earthquake, and Gravelpit."
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"Watch this, Barney-boy. Seven ball, the easy way."
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"Nothing, Barney. Watch this one."
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"Looks like you're in trouble with the eight ball."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"Here's the one I was looking for."
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"Eight ball, the impossible way."
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"Watch this, Barney. The trick shot to end all trick shots."
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"Fred, we are going to enter you in the Olympics."
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"And why not?"
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"Coming."
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"I won't be bringing it to you much longer."
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"- Why not, Dan? - I'm selling the place."
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"You're kidding."
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"No kidding. I'm retiring to that little chicken ranch."
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"I'm only asking $2,000 for it, lock, stock, and barrel."
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"Funny thing you should mention this, right, Barney?"
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"Mention what, Fred?"
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"My friend and I have been looking for a deal just like this..."
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"One thing though, fellas. The deal has got to be strictly cash."
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"Cash?"
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"What's the idea of kicking me, Fred?"
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"Don't you get it? This place is a gold mine."
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"If we could buy it, we could get rich and be our own bosses."
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"We could never raise that kind of money. $2,000."
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"You know, I had $2,000 in my hand this afternoon."
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"- $2,000? - Yup."
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"I was making a bet for the boss with a guy named Herman."
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"Your tightwad boss betting on races?"
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"Yup. Sabertooth in the fifth, at 40-to-1."
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"40-to-1? He must think it's a sure thing."
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"Look, if old tightwad bets on it, it is."
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"Did I tell you he locks the paper clips in the safe every night?"
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"Wait a minute. Just a minute."
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"Barney, we own a business."
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"and what do we get?"
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"- One little thing, Fred. - Yeah?"
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"- Have you got the $50? - No, have you?"
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"We were sure living there for a couple of minutes."
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"Why not?"
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"Because Wilma would kill me, that's why not."
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"Oh, no. Wilma's too smart."
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"- Look, suppose somebody held you up? - Suppose they did."
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"- What's wrong? - Wilma will still kill me if she finds out."
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"So you'll die rich. After all, it's for Wilma's sake."
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"That's right, I'm doing it for her."
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"You're going in first, and you break the news to Wilma."
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"Yeah. I'll lay it on good and thick."
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"She'll be so glad to see me, she won't even think about the money."
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"Okay, pal. But just give me enough time."
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"- But what for? - Lf Wilma finds it on me..."
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