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Clips from Community (2009) - Basic Lupine Urology (S03E03)

"I'm never gonna find another dental hygienist like that."
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"Hey!"
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"Jeff, technically, you are about to be screwed"
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"whose yam falls of a counter."
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"I watch crime shows when I'm bored."
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"You boys, canvas for witnesses, establish a time frame"
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"so start with the last person to see that yam alive."
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"- Yes, ma'am. - Understood."
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"It's been a long 15 years."
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"You should be talking to somebody"
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"- Blueberry. - Why not raisin?"
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"Britta, zoom in there."
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"and stayed there for hours."
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"And sign a log."
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"Sorry, this place is a mess."
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"Monday night, one biology room key checked out by..."
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"off a table in the library while you were using the bathroom"
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"and you haven't seen it since."
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"Perfect, so now we gotta solve a robbery too."
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"I found that backpack."
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"I'm not falling for that."
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"And you got nothing on me."
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"Look, I'll try to keep him busy."
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"how our yam met its masher."
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"Move!"
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"I left the door open and someone came in."
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"Todd Jacobson, you have the right to do whatever you want."
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"Make it quick, folks."
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"After conducting a full investigation,"
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"my study group now has definitive proof that Todd,"
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"I'm Lieutenant Colonel Archwood, United States Army."
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"I'm staying on his couch this weekend"
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"I am a licensed attorney, a veteran of two wars,"
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"Now, what Star-Face was doing there is irrelevant."
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"Two places where a man's word is only as good as his uniform."
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"Awesome."
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"and the Winger charm, we might get an A-plus-plus."
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"Colonel Archwood got to Star-Burns."
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"Abed! Walk it off!"
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"She offered to give me her only possession... a wooden chair..."
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"the biology room with the express purpose"
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"- No, sir, I did not. - Thank you, soldier."
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"And God bless your testimony."
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"Your witness."
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"A big orange splotch on your perfect record?"
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"Did stomping on its roots make you feel like a big man?"
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"No, it didn't."
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"No, you zip it, Uncle Knobby."
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"Listen to me, Todd."
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"but when I picked up the jar, it burnt me and I dropped it."
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"♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪"
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"Jeff, we're about to get our "A.""
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"People don't half-confess to crimes."
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"Of course you do."
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"I boiled the yams."
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"and we can finally have sex in my parents' cabin."
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"I understand."
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"♪ And when they wake up ♪"
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"Greendale Community College is represented by two separate,"
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"yet equally important types of people:"
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"The goofballs that run around stirring up trouble,"
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"and the eggheads that make a big deal out of it."
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"These are their stories."
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"You'll be better off without her."
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"She was perfect. Warm, smart, beautiful."
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"Well, you should stop hitting on her."
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"Hey, she's the one putting her hands in my mouth."
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"Over here."
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"Move along, nothing to see here."
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"That's the first time those words have actually been true."
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"Ms. Edison, when you called me down here at midnight,"
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"I expected more than a yam."
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"Specifically since you said, "There's been a murder.""
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"Our yam was murdered."
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"If it's any consolation, she got me here"
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"on a very misleading text message."
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"in the biology room because our final project"
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"has been destroyed."
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"All right, look, I'm sorry for your loss."
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"I know you guys put the work in, so you'll get a passing grade."
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"A passing grade?"
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"Like a "C"?"
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"Why don't I just get pregnant at a bus station?"
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"That was going to be an A-plus yam."
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"I can't give an A-plus to everyone"
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"Somebody did this to us."
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"In science, we call that a hypothesis."
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"You find something to back it up and we can talk."
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"Now if you'll excuse me, I was watching Mama's Family."
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"What happened?"
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"Our yam was killed."
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"But Professor Kane says we can still get an "A""
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"- if we figure out who did it. - He did not say that."
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"He basically did."
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"You let me handle the nitty gritty."
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"and motive and bring me a suspect."
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"You've got 48 hours before the trail runs cold,"
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"Looks like it's gonna be a late night."
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"How'd we manage to pull the short straw?"
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"It's a hot potato."
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"Yeah, well, looks pretty cold to me."
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"Cold? Or dead?"
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"- Survey says... - We can't both do the zinger."
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"Okay, okay, five-to-one on the black guy."
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"That's offensive."
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"Fine, six-to-one."
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"Hello, boys."
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"Youth! Scatter!"
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"Mind if we ask you a couple of questions?"
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"Sure, I always say you guys should ask me more questions."
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"Did you water our biology yam last night?"
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"Of course I watered it."
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"It was my turn, wasn't it?"
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"I hold up my end."
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"Did you hold it or drop it?"
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"Okay, whoa, I had nothing to do with that."
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"I-I couldn't even get in the room."
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"Make up your mind, Pierce."
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"Did you water the yam or weren't you there?"
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"Okay, I lied about watering it."
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