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Clips from Man Seeking Woman - Lizard (S01E01)

"What... uh, now?"
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"You should stop by."
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"I mean, if you're out."
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"JOSH: Pound, four-three-four-two."
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"Pound, four-three-four-two."
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"MIKE: Josh, this is Aja. Aja, Josh."
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"Hey, how'd your date go, buddy?"
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"Oh, let's just get up to the party."
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"Is that champagne?"
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"It's, uh, Prosecco, Maggie's favorite."
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"Uh, th-them?"
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"No, I didn't know that."
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"Uh, at least a month."
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"I'm sorry, I thought you knew."
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"This guy, Adolf."
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"- His name is Adolf? - Yeah."
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"L-Like Adolf Hitler?"
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"Oh, cool, you know him."
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"I-I know of him. I thought he died, like, years ago."
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"He's been hiding in Argentina since, like, the '40s."
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"and people think he's sketchy or whatever, but in person, he's actually pretty cool."
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"He was hilarious. He did Tina Turner, Gladys Knight."
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"which wasn't even in the karaoke book."
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"I-Isn't there, like,"
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"a pretty big age-age difference between them?"
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"I mean, Maggie's only 27."
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"- Somebody's jealous. - Yeah."
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"I'm not jealous, Aja."
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"I-I just don't like Adolf Hitler."
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"You don't like him because he's dating Maggie."
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"True, but you don't think it's a little strange"
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"I'm Jewish."
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"- Oh, that is a real stretch, Josh. - Don't make this about you."
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"- I think I'm just gonna go home. - MAGGIE: Josh!"
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"(muttering) Oh, my God."
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"Good, how... I'm good."
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"- Hug, come on. - Yeah, hugs, come on."
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"Oh, is that, is that Prosecco?"
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"Um, that's okay, actually,"
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"'cause Adolf just opened some Châteauneuf-du-Pape."
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"This is prewar."
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"Delicious."
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"Hey, A.H."
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"- That's the man. - That's you."
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"That's the man."
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"(laughs) What's up?"
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"- Greenberg? - Yes."
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"Uh-oh!"
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"(laughter)"
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"Uh-oh!"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Uh-oh!"
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"There's a Jew at Hitler's party."
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"Um, you can just throw that down"
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"I've heard so much about you."
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"- Oh, yeah, good. - So much about you."
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"I'm fairly well-versed in you."
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"- Wikipedia. - Yeah."
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"There is a compact disc player."
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"Oh, good news."
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"We have, um, R&B,"
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"young-young-young music."
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"- Yes, yeah, yeah. - Oh, no Wagner?"
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"No, there's Wagner."
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"- Oh, good. - Yeah."
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"Mwah."
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"Little dirty man."
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"- Don't make it awkward for the Jew. - No, I'm sure..."
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"Nice-nice to meet you."
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"MIKE: Tinder is like Facebook, but it's just, like, straight to smashing."
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"To smashing? Yeah."
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"ADOLF: When I was in Austria,"
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"back in that era, I would say That one,"
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"- Really? - They would burn the house down."
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"MIKE: That is cool."
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"- Oh, yeah. - That's the good old days."
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"Yeah. (chuckles)"
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"- I wish I was there with you. - You'd be dead if you were there."
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"- Oh, I know. - You don't want to be dead."
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"Um, I think I'll switch to beer."
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"Oh, what kind of beer would you like?"
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"Anything German."
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"Okay. Okay, all right."
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"There you are."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"How's everything?"
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"Oh, Josh, you're drunk."
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"I'm not drunk. No, I-I, uh..."
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"Why-why are you with this guy?"
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"I mean, I-I know he's, um, more successful than me."
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"My relationship with Dolfy has nothing to do with you."
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"Okay? We're-we're just two people who fell in love."
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"He's 126."
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"I still have Isaac Newton."
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"Isaac Newton."
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"Remember, we said,"
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"We were on mushrooms."
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"I love you."
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"(laughing): Josh."
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"Don't you still love me?"
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"- Josh. - I'm better than Hitler!"
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"Hey, uh..."
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"I think maybe you should head out, buddy."
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"Let things cool down a bit."
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"Fair enough. Uh, I'm sorry, Maggie."
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"I'm not the one you should apologize to."
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"I'm sorry, Hitler."
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"He couldn't hear you."
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"I'm sorry, Hitler!"
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"What?"
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"Oh, hey, do you think you guys"
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"could drop me off in Pilsen?"
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"(bird screeches)"
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"It's a good thing it's the weekend."
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"Uh, it-it's the weekend."
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"What?"
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"Yeah."
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"TGIF."
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"Yeah, exactly."
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