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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"No."
American Dad! (2005)
"But what if I told you it contained a horrible ingredient? An unholy ingredient?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Here. Empty your mammary glands into this pail until it's full."
American Dad! (2005)
"- How about now? - Oh, you're a beast. A beast!"
American Dad! (2005)
"May I?"
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"I like those odds."
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"Now, there are still a few voters who doubt I'd be a trustworthy leader."
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"- And FYI, honey, Steve came on to me. - How could you do this to me?"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Why are you yelling at me? - I figured you'd be in this situation,"
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"That's not the one I mean."
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"Last time, he mistook me for Laurence Fishburne. I just never corrected him."
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"Stan, what's going on?"
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"Wow! Sunday again, huh? Boy, that pissed by, didn't it?"
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"I've been possessed by the Devil."
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"So does this mean I don't have to do gymnastics any more?"
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"Of course it does!"
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"Mystery solved."
American Dad! (2005)
"As long as you can keep feeding it to them, we win."
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"- I can't think straight! My back is killing me! - I know how hard you've been working."
American Dad! (2005)
"I said two fingers, bitch!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Did you say "alien baby"? - No, I said "doctor's corpse found in desert"."
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"Yeah, I guess so. Roger, what do you say?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Karl Rove."
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"- Are you drunk? - Get used to it!"
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"- Dad, we're in Mexico. I'm in stirrups. - And I've been drinking."
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"Anything else?"
American Dad! (2005)
"How about Chuck White's daughter Betsy qualifying for the Olympic gymnastics team?"
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"- That's incredibly hurtful! - That's why I wanna shove it in his face!"
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"or we will lose on Sunday."
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"Betsy White, what did I tell you about hand-holding?"
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"Stan, that was not my potato salad."
American Dad! (2005)
"You know what? The hell with Chuck White! And forget the deaconship!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Let's get started."
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"- What? You got something better? - Father, may I say a few words?"
American Dad! (2005)
"You know what's even more delicious? You have just eaten all of Francine's potato salad!"
American Dad! (2005)
"There's one person I'd like to thank, without whom this would not have been possible."
American Dad! (2005)
"So what if Chuck White is deacon now?"
American Dad! (2005)
"You're watching Delta Burke in the Lifetime original movie "A Cyst for Amelia"."
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"Good God! A clip-on! Go, go, go!"
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"- I nagged him? Oh, that's nice. - You nagged him."
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"- Hello. How was church? - Waste of time."
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"you lube up the handle real good, and just sweep me out the door."
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"Oh, sorry, Roger. It's time to supersize you."
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"You fat, lazy and stupid!"
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"- Stan Smith. - Yes! Yes! I am the chosen one."
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"Or as I like to call it, God's blind spot."
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"Shut the hell up, Marty! I need this trip more than you do!"
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"Smith. Glad you made it."
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"- before you left for gymnastics camp. - Steve. Great to see you again."
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"Oh, my God! Have you tasted this potato salad? It is amazing!"
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"Now, Francine. Your potato salad is the key to Stan's victory."
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"Kill... me."
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"Hi, Betsy. Steve Smith. We were in first grade together,"
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"- Son, you're keeping your alien baby. - Thanks, Dad."
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