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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"#Good morning, U.S.A. #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# Goodmorning, U.S.A.#"
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"With this, it's live or die."
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"Yes! Deputy Director Bullock."
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"We found an Al-Qaeda cell camped out in the remote desert of Algeria."
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"It'll be tough, dangerous..."
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"Actually, Smith, you're staying behind to book our flight."
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"You're too valuable to too many people..."
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"And that's how I lost a testicle."
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"We can't flip that cushion again."
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"- Hi, honey. - Oh, Francine..."
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"Bullock stuck me with another pathetic assignment."
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"Oh, and, Francine, F.Y.I...."
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"Listen, sweetheart. You have a stable job..."
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"an adoring wife and a family that loves you."
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"Oh, oh, that's fantastic, Francine. I'm the richest man in the world."
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"What's that? Children are still starving in Africa becausewife love is worthless toyou?"
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"That's perfect! I'll plant a bomb in his office and then diffuse it..."
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"Now, everyone watch as this family man/killing machine defuses this bomb."
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"- A chain foryour reading glasses. - Oh, this- this is elegant."
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"Well done, Duper! Way to save us all!"
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"You get a free vagina with that?"
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"It's Gavin from my algebra class. He's always doing this."
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"Um, um, okay, okay. Uh, dead! Lifeless!"
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"Stan, your father!"
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"Stan, maybe you should say a few words."
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"Oh, yeah, you-you didn't have a clue. Whoo."
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"Ah, just need a pinch offresh dill."
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"Oh, Dad, these eggs are the best!"
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"It's like Dad plucked them from the ovaries of an angel."
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"It's more secret, more deadly, and everyone wears a turtleneck."
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"Sounds like a disco l used to frequent in Berlin."
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"I did lines with Falco in the men's room."
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"Greedy, greedy Falco."
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"God, the Scarlet Alliance sounds so cool!"
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"Taking a sweet, 20-year break from the family..."
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"I know it's against regulations, but, uh, I kind of owe him my life."
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"Oh, I'm Gretchen."
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"Yeah, he loved his I HOP."
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"- Breakfast sampler, extra fruit, no bacon. - No bacon."
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"and talking about my amazing dad."
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"What kind of man abandons his family for 20 years?"
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"You want me to go get him? I don't think he's asleep."
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"You know, Stan, not everyone thinks he's as wonderful as you do."
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"No, of course not! Why? Did he say something about me?"
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"Really, Dad? Gosh, thanks."
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"Stan, it's time l told you the truth."
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"I didn't come to town just to see my grandchildren."
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"and ifyou help me make it a success, the job is yours."
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"- Whoo-hoo!"
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"I don't have any money, but my husband is rich in adventure!"
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"Well, what'd they say?"
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"Okay, these are blueprints ofthe National Gallery of Art."
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"No, Stan. Terrorists have smuggled uranium in a shipment of Egyptian artwork."
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"- What? - I said, "Cheez-lt?""
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"Hello. Are you from a religion?"
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"Because we're happy with the god we have now."
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"No, ma'am. We're from the F.B.I."
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"Haveyou seen a man about 6'2", 65 years old, sometimes leaps from a helicopter?"
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"- Yes. - Is it this man?"
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"For a minute, I thought you were describing my father-in-law."
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"But he doesn't have a mustache."
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"Well, I'm sure it can't be-"
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"- You're a jewel thief!. - Look, Dad! Look at me!"
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"You're not taking Stan on a mission!"
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"This won't be easy, but I'll tell him."
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"Hah! Straight to the brain!"
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"- She's 80!"
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"I'll be PoliGripping third base."
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"My dad told me everything."
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"- I knowyou're working for the other side, Francine! - What?"
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"- You're a spy! - Oh, please. That's so ridic-"
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"He told me all aboutyour master plan."
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"Wait. Jack said you're a spy?"
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"I'll never let a loved one fool me again!"
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"The museum, Sheila. They need me."
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"You should be enjoying life withyourfamily."
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"And in a way, those paintings are my family."
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"No. You've gotta gently work the dials till she surrenders..."
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"- Oh, Jackie hit the big time! - Dad, what areyou doing?"
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"They may contain clues or the down payment..."
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"Oh, hold on a second. Hello, French Riviera?"
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"Yes. Can I buy a château with my son's love?"
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"I just hopeyou can forgive me."
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"Picasso, you've finally madeyourself useful."
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"Wait. Ifl enjoy the scene ofthe crime now..."
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"- Huh? - Whoa, dude!"
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"Damn it! Back at the scene ofthe crime."
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"- I deserve it. - Oh, Stan."
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"Ow! I said punch, not lamp!"
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"- I- I am? - Yes."
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"I wouldn't want to be anywhere else."
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"Yeah, I'm not really comfortable with that."
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"Bye. Have a great time."
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"It's up to you, Smith. You've got one shot."
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"Gentlemen, we have a crucial mission."
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"- Are they planning an attack? - No, they're just on a camping trip."
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"Those s'mores-making bastards!"
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"We're going to infiltrate the site and take them out."
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"and a perfect chance to premiere my new cargo shorts."
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"to riskyour life on this thrilling adventure."
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"- But, sir- - Duper, lookwhat I got at Banana Republic!"
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"We're "twinsies"!"
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"Roger, you're not supposed to be in here while Grandpa's visiting."
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"Don't worry, Gramps. I'm just a faded memory..."
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"ofthe girl you kissed on V.J. Day..."
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"wanderin' through to get some Cheez-lts."
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"Hey, whileyou're in there, get me an Otter Pop. Alexander the Grape!"
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"Look, Dad. Grandpa came to visit."
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"Oh, hey, Dad. Steve, l hopeyou Scotchgarded."
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"I'm in a rut. My career is going nowhere."
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"All the cool missions go to theyoung guys."
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"Oh, Stan, maybeyou're just having a midlife crisis. You wanna cheat on me?"
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"That makes you the richest man in the world."
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"because I have an adoring wife and a loving family."
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"Hello, UNICEF? Yes, I'd like to donate some of my immense riches."
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"- What an odd policy! - Okay, I get it!"
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"Francine, I don't want to be a pencil pusher."
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"Why don'tyou just talk toyour boss and tell him howyou feel?"
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