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Clips from Community (2009) - Heroic Origins (S04E04)

I don't care what tricks or nonsense you have

"I don't care what tricks or nonsense you have"

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in your scrapbook, Martha Stewart,

"in your scrapbook, Martha Stewart,"

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but there's no way you're gonna get me to believe

"but there's no way you're gonna get me to believe"

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And I think you used that particular phrasing

"And I think you used that particular phrasing"

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because I know you've seen Star Wars.

"because I know you've seen Star Wars."

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Yes, but you first saw it when it was re-released in 1982

"Yes, but you first saw it when it was re-released in 1982"

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at the Greendale Palladium at 4:15 in the afternoon.

"at the Greendale Palladium at 4:15 in the afternoon."

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And it was the best time you ever had with your father.

"And it was the best time you ever had with your father."

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How did you know that?

"How did you know that?"

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You keep this ticket stub in your wallet.

"You keep this ticket stub in your wallet."

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Abed, you can't--

"Abed, you can't--"

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- Give it back! - Whoa!

"- Give it back! - Whoa!"

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Our story begins in the distant mists of a lost era:

"Our story begins in the distant mists of a lost era:"

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2008.

"2008."

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How do I balance straight As, extracurriculars,

"How do I balance straight As, extracurriculars,"

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and Israeli folk dancing every Friday night?

"and Israeli folk dancing every Friday night?"

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It's a simple matter of organization,

"It's a simple matter of organization,"

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dedication, and...

"dedication, and..."

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And we're back!

"And we're back!"

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Then I drink your milkshake.

"Then I drink your milkshake."

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You guys gotta see my Juno.

"You guys gotta see my Juno."

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Hey, Troy.

"Hey, Troy."

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So I heard you weren't doing that great in algebra,

"So I heard you weren't doing that great in algebra,"

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and you know, if you need a tutor for math,

"and you know, if you need a tutor for math,"

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I'd be happy to help.

"I'd be happy to help."

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I'm being recruited by colleges to play football.

"I'm being recruited by colleges to play football."

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- Oh. - I don't have time for math.

"- Oh. - I don't have time for math."

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The only thing that matters to me are statistics.

"The only thing that matters to me are statistics."

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Ooh!

"Ooh!"

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Uh, that's also a type of math.

"Uh, that's also a type of math."

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But we already knew I went to high school with Troy,

"But we already knew I went to high school with Troy,"

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Yeah, I don't remember her at all.

"Yeah, I don't remember her at all."

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We should probably drop this.

"We should probably drop this."

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Wait, where's Pierce on this chart?

"Wait, where's Pierce on this chart?"

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His contribution to the group

"His contribution to the group"

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has already been noted.

"has already been noted."

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Pierce Hawthorne. Fixture at Greendale.

"Pierce Hawthorne. Fixture at Greendale."

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Unavoidable.

"Unavoidable."

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- Hey, is that a sad face? - I wouldn't know.

"- Hey, is that a sad face? - I wouldn't know."

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You have to look deeper. Here. Take this, for example.

"You have to look deeper. Here. Take this, for example."

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It's a receipt I found

"It's a receipt I found"

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in the back of Shirley's sock drawer on Thanksgiving.

"in the back of Shirley's sock drawer on Thanksgiving."

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You went in my bedroom for some comic book thing?

"You went in my bedroom for some comic book thing?"

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Oh, no, my feet were cold. Ah, here.

"Oh, no, my feet were cold. Ah, here."

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- You should probably wash those. - Oh.

"- You should probably wash those. - Oh."

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Discovering the receipt was dumb luck,

"Discovering the receipt was dumb luck,"

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but it proves that we were at the mall

"but it proves that we were at the mall"

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on the exact same day.

"on the exact same day."

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Shirley, do remember what you bought for $54

"Shirley, do remember what you bought for $54"

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at the Love Hut?

"at the Love Hut?"

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What? Hmm? No.

"What? Hmm? No."

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So excited about tonight, honey.

"So excited about tonight, honey."

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since we had adult time without the kids.

"since we had adult time without the kids."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Well, I may have an anniversary surprise for you too.

"Well, I may have an anniversary surprise for you too."

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Well, I'm in public, but, uh...

"Well, I'm in public, but, uh..."

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you know you gonna get it, right?

"you know you gonna get it, right?"

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You gonna get it!

"You gonna get it!"

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So we were at the mall on the same day.

"So we were at the mall on the same day."

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Unbreakable.

"Unbreakable."

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Mail call.

"Mail call."

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That's all right. Won't be needing it today.

"That's all right. Won't be needing it today."

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But Kevin always takes the mail.

"But Kevin always takes the mail."

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Well, today's mail's kind of important.

"Well, today's mail's kind of important."

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Lease re-new-al?

"Lease re-new-al?"

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It's a critical document.

"It's a critical document."

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See, Greendale sublets our land from the Arapaho nation.

"See, Greendale sublets our land from the Arapaho nation."

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Ah.

"Ah."

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Miss a renewal and faster than you can say "wounded knee,"

"Miss a renewal and faster than you can say "wounded knee,""

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we turn into a casino and midsize concert venue.

"we turn into a casino and midsize concert venue."

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Oh, no, that's not--

"Oh, no, that's not--"

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Kevin, ah--

"Kevin, ah--"

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I cannot resist those puppy dog eyes.

"I cannot resist those puppy dog eyes."

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Here.

"Here."

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Ah! Now, I have time to hit the seamstress.

"Ah! Now, I have time to hit the seamstress."

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Greendale Resort and Casino presents Steve Winwood."

"Greendale Resort and Casino presents Steve Winwood.""

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Okay, I just need to find the one last smoking gun,

"Okay, I just need to find the one last smoking gun,"

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and I think this might be it.

"and I think this might be it."

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I found it in a copy of the Greendale communist worker.

"I found it in a copy of the Greendale communist worker."

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Look familiar?

"Look familiar?"

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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This is me and my anarchist collective at the courthouse.

"This is me and my anarchist collective at the courthouse."

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We called ourselves the An-her-chists.

"We called ourselves the An-her-chists."

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Did you guys know that Jeff's in that photo?

"Did you guys know that Jeff's in that photo?"

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What!

"What!"

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Jeff. My man.

"Jeff. My man."

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Congrats on getting your case thrown out.

"Congrats on getting your case thrown out."

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I mean, it was definitely creative.

"I mean, it was definitely creative."

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Creative?

"Creative?"

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He convinced a judge to forgive five years back taxes

"He convinced a judge to forgive five years back taxes"

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by getting him to agree

"by getting him to agree"

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that you humping an American flag to Back In Black

"that you humping an American flag to Back In Black"

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was not stripping

"was not stripping"

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but actually not-for-profit performance art.

"but actually not-for-profit performance art."

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Ch-chk...Boom!

"Ch-chk...Boom!"

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Blew me away.

"Blew me away."

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Come on, let's go!

"Come on, let's go!"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Thank you for defending a woman's right

"Thank you for defending a woman's right"

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to use her body however she chooses.

"to use her body however she chooses."

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Aw!

"Aw!"

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Excuse me, Mr. Winger, can we get a--

"Excuse me, Mr. Winger, can we get a--"

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You're a hero. Hi.

"You're a hero. Hi."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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Guys!

"Guys!"

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We have got to capitalize on this momentum.

"We have got to capitalize on this momentum."

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It is time An-her-chists finally takes a stand

"It is time An-her-chists finally takes a stand"

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on animals rights.

"on animals rights."

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There is a medical lab in an office building nearby.

"There is a medical lab in an office building nearby."

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Next week, I say we break in there--

"Next week, I say we break in there--"

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Actually, we were thinking this is our last hurrah.

"Actually, we were thinking this is our last hurrah."

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But this was our first hurrah.

"But this was our first hurrah."

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- We're just getting going. - Britta, we're done.

"- We're just getting going. - Britta, we're done."

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I had a hamburger the other day,

"I had a hamburger the other day,"

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and suddenly I'm not cold all the time.

"and suddenly I'm not cold all the time."

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What's an anarchist to do without her organization?

"What's an anarchist to do without her organization?"

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Jeffrey, how could you?

"Jeffrey, how could you?"

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Mysti is the stripper that Andre cheated on me with,

"Mysti is the stripper that Andre cheated on me with,"

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and you defended her.

"and you defended her."

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If you hadn't gotten that homewrecker off,

"If you hadn't gotten that homewrecker off,"

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