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Clips from Arrested Development - Family Ties (S03E03)

"I'm a red-blooded man. I have certain needs that your mom can't satisfy."
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"But sex wasn't one of them."
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"I just want my brother to hand me my money."
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"But he's got that hair."
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"Why can't I have hair and money, and him nothing?"
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"She's not my sister. I let her into the company."
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"- You didn't give her access to the cash, did you? - She said she liked me."
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"She's a prostitute. That's her job. Oh, no. The N. Bluth account."
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"What? The N. Bluth account? That is your account?"
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"Maybe. But it's only embezzlement if you spend it outside the company."
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"It's gone. It's empty."
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"I'm going to prison."
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"And the next day Michael returned to the office..."
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"to tell the employees that Black Friday had indeed arrived."
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"Hey, Ted. What's goin' on?"
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"Nellie got all of us our checks and these great new computers."
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"Excuse me. Nellie, you did this?"
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"I took it out of the N. Bluth account."
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"If you spend it within the company, it gives the prosecutors nothing."
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"Also, it was the only way to get myself the 10 grand that you owed me."
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"Ten grand? What... What did you do with these guys exactly?"
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"They mostly just cried. You've got a real morale problem here."
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"You cried?"
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"- Listen, I thought that you were going to... - Steal it?"
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"- Yes. - But I might be your sister, remember?"
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"The fact that you didn't steal it might actually be proof that you're not."
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"Even if we're not related, I think I would like for you to work here."
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"You're very, very good at it..."
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"and what you do for a job is not really a great way to make a living, you know?"
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"- I make 300 grand a year. - Marry me!"
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"It's weird on so many levels."
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"On the next Arrested Development."
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"Gob has a religious conversion."
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"I've seen a sign, and I want to make this work."
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"A committed relationship that actually means something."
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"How about you? You want to do just the two of us?"
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"And Buster's fake coma is put to its greatest test."
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"- Don't you die on me. Don't you die on me. - Oh, my."
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"Oh, T., you're always thinking of others."
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"Pop, you're not doin' another one of those Black Fridays? Your mass firings?"
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"Soon as you get your new, fancy jobs. You're all fired."
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"- What the hell is that thing? - An electromagnet."
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"Just the one who married Lindsay."
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"- What's her name? - Michael."
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"- Hey, coulda, shoulda, woulda. - Hey, hey. No, no."
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"I am here to protect the dignity of this boy's life."
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"It wasn't a great story."
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"That time I was gonna say sandwiches."
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"What? Yes? Hi, Nellie."
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"- I just assumed you wanted a Holy Trinity. - Absolutely not!"
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"- And Michael confronted his father. - I know who N. Bluth is."
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"You haven't heard from Oscar lately, have you?"
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"but I got backups on all of that stuff, and this is illegal."
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"Oh, please. Pity the fool who gives me a bunch of jibber-jabber about romance."
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"Gob thought it meant a three-way."
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"For some reason, he won't tell me."
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"Yeah, well, I think it's crazy."
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