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Clips from Silicon Valley - Success Failure (S04E04)

"or advice for the new CEO, whoever that may be."
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"To wit, uh..."
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"- Yeah. Sorry, Big Head. - What?"
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"You really think so?"
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"I'm down. Gilfoyle?"
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"But since your failure as a leader is a virtual certainty,"
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"in exchange for a front-row seat to the disaster seems fair."
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"Plus, if I'm wrong, which I'm not..."
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"I get rich. So I'm down with it, Dinesh."
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"Jared, what do you think about this?"
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"I left my job at Hooli to... to come work with you, Richard."
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"And... and now you're leaving?"
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"so if you want to support me, you support them."
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"Think you can do that?"
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"Dinesh is the new CEO of Pied Piper."
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"I'm gonna have to insist that I keep the name Pied Piper, and I won't budge on that."
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"- That's fine. - Terrible fucking name."
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"So, wait. I don't have to be CEO, right?"
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"(GUYS CHATTERING)"
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"And, um... yeah."
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"- RICHARD: Jared... - (DINESH SPEAKS INDISCERNIBLY)"
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"go."
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"Get out of here."
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"Gilfoyle, five percent."
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"- Jared, five percent. - DINESH: Yeah. Okay,"
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"so we all get five, not four."
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"ERLICH: Now you said... you said four?"
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"DINESH: No, five. I said five."
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"Jared, can we get five more engineers?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"You wanted to see me, Skipper?"
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"Jack, I appreciate everything you've done"
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"in your position as head of the Hooli/Endframe box,"
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"but I think the company's needs are better suited"
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"(STAMMERS) I'm flattered."
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"Why would you be surprised? Can you think of any reason"
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"why you don't deserve a promotion?"
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"I mean, anything at all? Well..."
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"I don't want to hurt my arm patting myself on the back,"
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"but... right off the top of my head..."
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"No, I guess not."
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"I mean, you've always been straight with me, right?"
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"Straight to the point."
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"And you've always gone out of your way for me, yes?"
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"Did you?"
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"Professor. Gary in HR will set you up."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"Oh, hey. Would you like to see your desk?"
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"Here it is."
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"This is your desk."
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"(TOILET FLUSHES)"
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"♪ It only feeds itself ♪"
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"♪ The system, yo, I think it exists ♪"
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"♪ Just because like a pit eats its pups ♪"
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"♪ No place of origin, no beginning cycle ♪"
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"♪ Let's occupy all streets ♪"
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"♪ And Grand Poobah, Maxwell ♪"
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"♪ Close your eyes, cover your ears, do not listen ♪"
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"Looks like Cheetos, tastes like asshole."
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"My goodness, this video chat app"
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"Let's see what happens when we add more friends."
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"- The very same. Yeah. - You're the fucking guy"
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"with fraudulent numbers."
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"No one will even talk to us, which is crazy."
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"- It's on the left. - (BEEPS)"
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"- GILFOYLE: What a dick. - Well, assuming we don't get arrested,"
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"actually, no."
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"You're supposed to follow me."
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"Okay, so our users will be able to experience"
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"Guys... please be civil."
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"And it was exactly what you wanted to make,"
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"Get your head around that."
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"from Shanghai to Moffett Field in Mountain View"
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"A ploppa?"
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"No. No, no, no."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"And here's the kicker... We use my compression algorithm"
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"They kicked us out of this place."
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"I would rather bite my own fingers off than work on this platform."
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"would never accept a position of authority"
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"- in any official organization. - None."
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"And Jared, he'd sooner commit hara-kiri than..."
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"(DOOR OPENS)"
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"Wait. What about headwinds or storm activity?"
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"The balls on you."
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"I will give up all of my equity in the video chat"
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"I will grant you guys a perpetual license"
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"No, no. That's okay. It's fine."
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"I know it's probably not my place to give this suggestion,"
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"- What? - What?"
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"the video chat in the first place."
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"You are the horse that I would bet on."
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"Gilfoyle, can I please be CEO of Pied Piper?"
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"Look, these guys, they're gonna need you,"
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"so I can try to make it work."
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"Oh. Actually, just one last thing."
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"ERLICH: All right. Let's figure out how this gets split up."
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"ERLICH: Dinesh, you'll get five percent."
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"- DINESH: No. - (GUYS CHATTERING)"
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"I did indeed."
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"Well, I appreciate the vote of confidence, GB."
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"I sure have."
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"Enjoy your new offices."
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"Okay."
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"♪ It's for its own survival, it's genocidal ♪"
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"Wow."
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"I'm not paying you because you're not the one"
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"GILFOYLE: We already have the best video chat."
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"I can accept that."
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"Your nail beds are gonna get infected."
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"But you're not behind it, Richard."
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"Well, actually, let me just say something first here."
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"And look, forget a million users,"
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"thus giving me enough equity to compensate the boys fairly"
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"Just-Just-Just... Just watch this."
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"A palapa."
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"I think it would make us feel less exposed."
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"When I was on the street, it was a means of survival."
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"Of course we are."
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