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Clips from National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)

"Reach out, reach out and touch someone"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Reach out, call up and just say, 'Hi'"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"What's the matter?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I can't stand it. I'll never make it through two weeks."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Two weeks is nothing."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"...an eternity."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Why don't you call him?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- Are you crazy? - What could happen?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Dad could rip out my tongue, that's what."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"He wouldn't even notice if you kept it short."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I wonder if anything good's on TV."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Should I watch cheese or snow?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- Hello? - Hello, Jack."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Oh, God, Jack, I miss you so much."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- Really? - Yes."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I miss you so much it hurts."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- I got to go. - What?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- I have to eat. - Your mom's calling you to dinner?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Okay, I'll hold."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- Can we stop? I'm hungry. - Yeah, Dad. Rusty's hungry."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"We've got a schedule to keep."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"That's it! That's the way I want my hair cut!"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"You don't want to look like a rooster, do you?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"There's Buckingham Palace, where the Queen lives and works."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Works? What does she do?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"She queens and vacuums."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"We'd like to check out, please."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Let's tally up your bill."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Will we really have time to see Stonehenge?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"No problem. I've calculated the driving time."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I'm sick of English food. I feel like a blimp."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"You look fine."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Don't I just sign? Pig in a Poke takes care of this."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- It does not include the telephone bill. - We just made a couple of local calls."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"That will be..."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"...$253 American."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Who the hell called Chicago?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Audrey, your father didn't really mean what he said."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Not really, honey. He has nothing against Jack."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"He's not really going to cut off his balls. Are you, Clark?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Okay, I won't."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Let's relax and enjoy the countryside."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"This country is eons old, kids. That's centuries, to you and me."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"It looks like Massachusetts."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"It stands to reason. The English settled Massachusetts. The old pilgrims."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Plymouth Rock. That's where it started."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"And speaking of rocks..."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"See that? That's Stonehenge. Fantastic."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Nobody knows for sure. Some think it's a calendar or an astronomer's tool."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Others think it was built by men from outer space."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"The consensus is that it's an ancient timepiece built by the Druids."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Since 2,000 years before Christ."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Stand over there. Act like you're setting your watch."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"This must be where they sacrificed virgins."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"God, I miss Jack."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"We've got to go if we want to catch that plane."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Let's go, Russ!"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Take a last look, kids..."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"...at one of man's most curious creations."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Built to stand the test of time and the elements."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"A thing of glory for a million future generations to see."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"And we were here."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Gay Paris. The City of Lights."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"This is the famous Left Bank. Can you guess what's on the other side?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"The Bank of America."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Everybody, get closer to the fountain."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"If we get any closer, we'll get all wet."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"It'll be a good shot."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Russ, get in the middle."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Let me take it. You haven't been in any of them."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I got a good idea."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Monsieur, excusez-moi."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Clark Griswald. United States of America."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"My family and I. Would you take a picture of us?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Je ne comprends pas."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Could you photograph us?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- Oui, oui. - Merci."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Okay, Russ, get over here."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Non fromage, cheese!"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Une idee! Enlevez les chaussures et dans la fontaine."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Merveilleux, oui! Les shoes, dans I'eau, vous."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Yeah! Let's take off our shoes and get in the water."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Yeah, okay. It's fun."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Cold!"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Parfait! Impeccable."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Clark, there isn't anything on that tape that shouldn't be there, is there?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"They took my camera!"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"There isn't anything on that tape that shouldn't be there? Remember?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"That's gone, right? You erased it?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Yeah, I erased it."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"We have a reservation for the honeymoon suite."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Mr. And Mrs. Garland."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Either that or they're Siamese twins."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"That's how Jack kisses."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Are you from America?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"We are from Chicago."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Chicago. We're from Akron."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"We're the Griswalds. I'm Clark, and this is my wife, Ellen."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"And my daughters, Audrey and Rusty."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"You're in Room 714. And please hurry."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I guess it's true. Paris is for lovers."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"May I help you?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I guess I sign this."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I put Clark."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"We don't really speak French."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"What do you think? C'est magnifique, huh?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I'll go get the kids."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- Where's Dad? - I'm right here."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Just looking for the Bible. There it is."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Everybody ready? We got a schedule to keep."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I vote we don't see any more museums."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I vote we don't get anything else to eat."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Yeah, Dad. Paris sucks!"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Everyone's so rude."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- Come on, we're the visitors here. - This isn't Wally World, it's a country."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"We're the ambassadors of America here."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"To be accepted, we have to fit in, speak the language..."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"...wear French clothes. That's why I got us all berets."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Come on, Dad."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"This is really rank."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
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