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Clips from National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)

"All the French wear these. It's the national hat."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Then I guess they'll all talk to me."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I second the motion."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"That's three-to-one. You lose, fellow."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"France is world famous for its cuisine, so anything will be great."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Order what you want."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Garcon."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Nous voulons commander a dejeuner."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Les enfants desire hamburger et frites."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Coca-Cola for the les enfants."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"You want the souffle?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"My femme would like to commander the souffle fromage."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Good choice."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Just a little brie, yeah."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"We'll get that later. Merci beaucoup."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Okay, just a little bit. That's about it."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Where would you find a waiter like that in the United States?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Honey, speak the language, they're going to be nice. Just try."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"There she is, kids. The Eiffel Tower."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"921 feet of historic landmark."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"It's magnificent."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"It's breathtaking."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Thank your father."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Thanks, Dad."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I feel my juices are just... It makes me so..."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I want to write. I want to paint."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I want to sculpt something massive."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I've got a creative urge to..."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Look at those things."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- Let's get our picture taken. - No, they're silly."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Rusty."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Russ, what's wrong?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I feel like an idiot because of this stupid hat you made me wear."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I want to talk to you."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Two things. First, you're never an idiot. You're a Griswald."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Second, you know I'd never do anything to injure you."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"You know I'd never do anything to hurt my opinion of myself."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"How did you enjoy shopping today?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Wait until you see what I got."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I got it because the saleslady said it's one of a kind."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I'll never find another like it. I know it's silly..."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"...but I only got it for you."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Sparky, it's our first night in Paris. Let's do something romantic."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- I'm taking you out to dinner. - Out?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I felt like staying in."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I'd never go anywhere without you."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Let's start with head rolls."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"They've done this for eons in France. This is real culture."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Clark, could I have the coat check?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I think I've had enough French culture for one evening."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- Look. - I am looking."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Back there."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Russell Griswald."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Oink, oink, my good man."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- How did you get in? - I paid."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- I'm surprised at you. - I'm surprised at you, Dad."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Don't talk back."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- Who was that cheap slut? - Cherie's not a slut."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Who said, When in Rome, do as the Romans do?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I said Rome, not Paris. This is Paris, and you're drunk."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Today is my turn."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- Give them to me. - No!"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Look what you did to them."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"They're mine! How many times do I have to tell you that?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"It closes in 15 minutes. There are 100,000 works of art to see."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Great. Are you happy, Dad? She's dead."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I'm proud of you guys."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Can't we slow down a little bit? I'm exhausted."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"We'll have a relaxing time with my relatives in Germany."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Enjoying Paris?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Have you seen the Louvre yet?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Not yet."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"The Left Bank is charming."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"We plan to go there."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Hi, sweetie. You want some breakfast?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I'm not hungry."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"He's got his hands on her tits right at the table."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Audrey, I've missed the shit out of you."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"It's time we asked ourselves this question:"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I'm glad your appetite's back."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Who have I got to be thin for?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Dad, I think he's gonna pork her."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"He isn't going to pork her. Now eat."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I think he is."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"He may pork her. Just eat, okay?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"There it is, kids."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"My motherland."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Shut up, Russ."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I can't wait to meet our relatives, in person."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Dipplestrabe."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- Sechs. - That will do, Audrey."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"That's German for six."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Is that true?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"There's number six."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Fritz, Clark Griswald. Good to see you."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Remember Ellen from her letters? There she is."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"And Rusty and Audrey. They've gotten bigger since the pictures."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"This must be the German dining room. Isn't it nice?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Clark, it's just as I imagined."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"It's so quaint."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Yeah, maximum quaintness."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"You must be Helga. We made it."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Let me help you in the kitchen. Come on, kids."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Go help in the kitchen. Help Helga out."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Here's your cousin Al. He's a hotshot lawyer."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"They'll probably get him on tax evasion."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Here's the baby."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"You don't believe that cock-and-bull story about the baby being premature?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"When me and Jack got together, we'd been seeing other people."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"God, it's so good to have someone to talk to."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- What are you talking about? - You see?"
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"God, I miss Jack."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"I was just thinking. Blood really is thicker than water."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"This has been my favorite part of the trip."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"You've been so sweet. Here's our address."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"When you come to Chicago, come stay with us."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"Thanks for the marvelous conversation."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"A festival."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"It looks like fun. Come on, kids."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
"- I'm Rusty. - Hello."
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
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