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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pez Dispenser (S03E03)

"Only the female has it..."
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"I have things to carry too."
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"At least give me a pocket."
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"That laugh. That's the laugh."
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"No, it was an accident. It wasn't my fault! It was Jerry!"
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"Jerry put a PEZ dispenser on my leg!"
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"You put a PEZ dispenser on her leg during my recital?"
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"- I didn't know she would laugh. - And, you..."
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"No, I-I didn't. What did I do?"
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"Where are you going?"
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"You can't break up with me. I've got hand!"
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"And you're gonna need it."
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"- Hey, Richie! - Hey, Richie."
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"So, what's going on?"
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"So we start the intervention, and it's pretty ugly from the get-go."
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"So he starts to get up."
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"Suddenly, he spots the PEZ dispenser on the coffee table."
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"The PEZ dispenser."
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"Then he's telling us this story about how when he was a kid..."
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"...he was in the car with his father..."
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"...and his father was trying to load one of them."
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"- Well, they're hard to load. - Tell me something I don't know."
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"So as the father's trying to load it, he loses control of the car..."
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"...crashes into a high school cafeteria."
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"...but PEZ was all over the car."
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"And the dispenser was destroyed..."
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"...virtually beyond recognition."
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"- Poor kid. - So as he's telling the story..."
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"...he starts crying."
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"- What did you do? - What do you think?"
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"Two hours later, he checks into Smither's clinic."
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"Talked to the doctor yesterday. He's doing great on the rehab..."
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"...he's hooked on PEZ."
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"He's eating them like there's no tomorrow."
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"What's a three-letter word for candy?"
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"Jawbreakers, to me, was like the ultimate challenge candy."
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"It was like candy manufacturers were sitting in their laboratories, going:"
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"I wonder if they'll eat this."
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"Let's market it as some sort of experiment."
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"Multicoloured cement balls for a quarter?"
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"Was that the idea behind it?"
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"Let's see if we can hurt them."
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"This is the idea behind Jawbreakers."
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"I did it, I ate them, I loved them."
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"Oh, this is very painful. I'm really hurting."
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"It's John Mollica."
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"What's that?"
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"Anyway..."
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"We're having it here."
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"- You know- - Okay, all the time."
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"Hey, I'm a friend."
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"Somebody's going to make that crap?"
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"This man is a genius! A genius!"
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"I am breaking up with you."
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"This seems pretty tough to eat."
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"Is this okay? Can I do this?"
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"He can't stay. This is for close friends only."
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"- That's it! You're the one! - No, no."
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"Hey, smell my arm."
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"I can't drink this. It's warm."
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"These people go swimming in the winter. They're terrific."
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