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Clips from Seinfeld - The Wallet (S04E04)

"I wouldn't give him the satisfaction."
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"Why did you leave your wallet in your pants?"
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"What are you talking about? What, was I supposed to hide it?"
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"- You could've taken it with you. - Yeah."
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"I'll be lying on an x-ray table with my wallet in my mouth."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"Hi, Uncle Leo."
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"I just spoke to Dr. Dembrow's son."
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"He said they almost had to call the police."
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"What? I'm the one who should've called the police. They stole my wallet."
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"You know how hard it was for me to get that appointment for you?"
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"You can't just walk in on this guy. He did me a personal favor."
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"- All right, Leo. - And you walked out without paying."
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"Well, I hope you send him a check."
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"- What for? - What for?"
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"He did me a personal favor."
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"That's the second time you said personal favor. Why do you say that?"
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"- I said it once. - Twice."
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"And Dembrow doesn't even know you."
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"His son happens to live on your floor."
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"Leo, where did you get that watch?"
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"You know where I got this?"
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"I found it in the garbage can."
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"It kept terrible time."
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"Gave it to me back the next day, works great."
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"What kind of an idiot throws away a perfectly good watch?"
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"Doesn't that watch look like the one that we gave Jerry?"
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"Hey, where's the waiter? Dad, let's have some red meat."
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"Could we continue this another time?"
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"It's horrible when you sense the to be continued coming, you know."
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"You're watching the show. You're into the story."
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"There's five minutes left, and you realize:"
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"There's no way they wrap this up in five minutes."
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"I mean, the whole reason you watch a TV show is because it ends."
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"If I wanted a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life."
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"A comedian can't do that, see? I can't go, A man walks into a bar with a pig."
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"They give you that fish."
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"How come it's taking so long?"
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"I'd like to follow the regular procedures."
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"What was that about?"
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"They go to the next show."
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"It might not be a burglar. It could be a murderer."
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"- Well, I came back for you. - Oh, shut up."
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"So I'm afraid we're gonna have to pass."
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"...and 85th, okay?"
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"- Leave all my stuff here? - Leave it."
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"Oh, God. It's probably from sleeping on that sofa."
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