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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pick (S04E04)

"The concept of modeling is counterproductive..."
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"I didn't notice any of the clothes. We're all applauding. Yeah."
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"I'm glad I'm here with all these great-looking women."
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"Then they get to the end, and it's like:"
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"I loved her, Jerry. I loved her."
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"- And she loved me. She really did. - No, she didn't."
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"I gotta get her back. How? How am I gonna to get her back?"
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"I do a wash."
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"No one, Jerry. No one's better than her."
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"You said going up the steps to her apartment..."
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"I don't know if that's such a good idea."
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"- The religious guy? - He's not that religious."
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"- You got any Double Crunch? - Yeah."
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"Kramer, should I call Susan?"
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"Now, what does the little man inside you say?"
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"- My little man doesn't know. - The little man knows all."
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"You want a picture on a card. I can do that."
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"That I love her?"
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"So I'm thinking of putting in a tropical-fish tank right here."
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"Well, if it doesn't work out, I can flush them down the toilet."
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"That's horrible."
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"That Calvin Klein ad I was telling you about came out today."
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"- It smells like the beach. - Exactly."
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"He met with a Calvin Klein executive. I can't believe they stole his idea."
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"I'll lock the door."
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"Hey."
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"Just wait here, and I'll get it for you."
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"- Kramer, this is Tia. - Hello."
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"- Nice meeting you. - Nice meeting you too."
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"I know. Look at this."
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"Well, I was the cause of it, and..."
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"I can't get the cloth out."
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"Volunteer work. See, that's what I love about the holiday season."
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"- Yeah, so? - So, what's that?"
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"What's the difference? Everybody else has it."
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"Give me that."
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"Okay, thanks."
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"Damn it. I can't move it."
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"God, I've never seen a zipper so stubborn."
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"No!"
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"I've called every day for four days. She hasn't returned one call."
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"Let me ask you something. If you were dating somebody..."
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"That's mine. That's my smell."
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"Jerry, get that model to get me an appointment with Calvin Klein."
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"I can't. She won't return my calls..."
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"Call her agency. Maybe she's been out of town and didn't get the calls."
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"All right."
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"I'll call the agency."
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"I'm trying to get in touch with Tia Van Kamp."
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"I'm here to talk about the ocean."
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"I had to talk to you. You haven't returned my calls."
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"You're very lean. But muscular."
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"I told you, Fred. My friend's next-door neighbor took it."
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"Oh, God. My nephew."
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"Because it is not me that has been exposed, but you."
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"I'm cursing myself. Now how do I get out of there?"
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"...but I think I see your..."
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"But women definitely go to the absolute extreme."
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"So I went to a fashion show."
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"...to the fashion industry."
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"Because when these women are around, who's looking at clothes?"
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"What are we applauding? There's great-looking women here."
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"This is great."
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"Anybody can design a shirt."
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"It takes talent to get all these girls in one spot. That's talent."
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"What is this goofy walk that the models do?"
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"You know this walk that they do down the runway?"
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"Like they have to go somewhere."
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"They're walking like they're really on the way somewhere."
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"Well, I guess I'll just go back."
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"No, you didn't."
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"What am I gonna do now? I can't live without Susan."
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"Not only didn't you love her, you didn't even like her!"
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"- Who says? - You did!"
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"A beautiful, successful, intelligent woman's in love with me."
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"And I throw it all away. Oh, boy."
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"Now I'll spend the rest of my life living alone."
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"I'll sit in my disgusting little apartment..."
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"...watching basketball games, eating Chinese takeout..."
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"...walking around with no underwear because I'm too lazy to do the laundry."
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"You walk around with no underwear?"
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"What do you do when you run out of laundry?"
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"Who am I gonna meet that's better than her?"
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"When you were with her, you said you couldn't stand her."
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"I loved her."
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"...was like being taken to a cell."
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"I would give anything to be going up those stairs again."
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"I gotta call her. Should I call her?"
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"- Why? - You need some professional advice."
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"Why don't you go see Elaine's friend? She's a therapist."
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"I'm not gonna see that nut doctor she went to Europe with."
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"No, no. Elaine, what's the name of that friend of yours..."
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"...that's a therapist? The woman."
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"- Dana Foley. - Right. Dana Foley."
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"- She any good? - Yeah, she's terrific."
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"Why? You thinking of going?"
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"Tia? Who's that?"
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"It's that model I met on the plane."
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"She sent you a Christmas card?"
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"And we're going out Saturday night."
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"My darling, Susan. My darling!"
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"- What are you doing? - Date with Fred."
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"Let us pray."
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"See, you gotta listen to the little man."
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"My little man's an idiot."
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"See, she was clever."
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"She put her picture on her card. I never do anything like that."
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"She kept such a nice, clean apartment. She was so sanitary."
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"No. I was thinking out loud. I don't want my picture on a card."
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"I'll take it. I'll take care of everything."
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"She made a big breakfast every Sunday."
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"I don't know what she put in those eggs."
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"You come on over. I'll have my cereal, and I'll take your picture."
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"Really? Can you take a picture?"
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"He takes good pictures. He's got equipment there."
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"- All right. - Yeah."
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"- I don't know about that outfit, though. - What's wrong with it?"
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"Oh, hey"
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"If you happen to see"
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"The most beautiful girl"
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