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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pick (S04E04)

"Who walked out on me"
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"Tell her I'm sorry"
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"Tell her I need my baby"
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"Won't you tell her"
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"- Oh, hey... - George."
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"I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."
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"Are sure you're ready for that kind of commitment?"
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"What's the perfume you're wearing?"
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"Oh, I completely forgot. I want you to see this."
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"- What is that smell? - It's here somewhere."
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"- Oh, my God. Is that the new perfume? - Yeah."
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"I can't believe this. My neighbor had the idea for this perfume last year."
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"- Are you sure? - And you're the model for this perfume?"
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"That's him. He just came home."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, how you doing?"
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"Yeah, I'll see you later."
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"I just wanted to borrow your DustBuster."
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"All right, come on in."
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"- Just wait over here. - What?"
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"- How tall are you? - 5'10."
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"Let's see. Come on. Back to back."
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"- No, Kramer! - What?"
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"What's the matter? I wanted to see how tall she was."
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"You're tall. She's tall. I'm tall. What's the difference? We're all tall."
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"- What's that? - What?"
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"- That smell. What's that smell? - What smell?"
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"It's very familiar. I can't put my finger on it. It's familiar."
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"Oh, they're all the same. Here. Now, if you'll excuse us."
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"- Okay. I'll see you tomorrow. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, I'll see you later."
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"That was close."
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"The beach!"
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"You smell like the beach. What's that perfume you're wearing?"
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"- It's Ocean by Calvin Klein. - Calvin Klein?"
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"No. No, that's my idea. They stole my idea."
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"I had the idea of a cologne that made you smell like the beach."
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"That's you. What is going on here?"
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"The jerk! He laughs at me. Then he steals my idea!"
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"I could've been a millionaire."
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"I could have been a fragrance millionaire, Jerry."
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"They're not gonna get away with this."
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"Hello, George. Come in, come in. I've heard an awful lot about you."
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"- Please sit down. - Well, hello."
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"Specifically, the reason that I'm here..."
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"I don't know what Elaine told you, but..."
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"...I broke up with my girlfriend a couple of weeks ago."
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"Actually, she broke up with me, and..."
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"I just wanted to find out from you..."
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"What's with this thing?"
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"- So she broke up with you. - Yeah, and..."
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"Why won't this go down?"
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"It's all right. Don't worry about it."
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"So why'd she break up with you?"
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"What is with this damn zipper?"
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"It doesn't matter. Fix it later. Tell me about your girlfriend."
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"It's stuck on a piece of cloth here."
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"- It doesn't matter... - This is a new jacket."
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"Boy, this really burns me up."
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"George. George, look at me."
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"Okay, forget about the zipper."
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"What's your girlfriend's name?"
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"- Susan. - Okay, we're getting somewhere."
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"It's just so frustrating. It's a brand-new jacket for crying out loud."
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"So Fred and I are gonna do volunteer work for that church on Amsterdam."
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"That's the true spirit of Christmas."
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"People being helped by people other than me."
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"That makes me feel good inside."
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"Oh, look at what we have here."
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"A Christmas card from Lainey."
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"Thank you. You didn't have to go to that trouble."
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"It was no trouble. My assistant did the whole thing."
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"- How'd the picture come out? - Oh, you know. It's a picture."
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"Yeah, well, how hard is it to take a picture?"
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"- What? - Did you look at this picture carefully?"
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"Carefully?"
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"Because I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong..."
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"...but I think I see a nipple."
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"- What? - Here, take a look. What is that?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"That's my nipple!"
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"- That's what I thought. - That's my nipple! My nipple's exposed!"
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"I sent this card to hundreds of people."
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"My parents. My boss. Nana and Papa."
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"- Didn't you look at the picture? - Oh, God, I didn't notice."
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"What am I gonna do? You know, your whole life, you go through..."
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"...painstaking efforts to hide your nipple, and then boom."
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"Suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it."
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"Hey."
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"- Have you seen the card? - What card?"
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"- My Christmas card. - Yeah. Of course, I took it."
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"Did you notice anything unusual about it?"
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"- No. - Well, come here and take a look."
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"- That's a nipple. - Right."
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"- Oh, great. Didn't you see that? - No, I didn't notice it."
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"It's because you made me wear that stupid shirt."
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"Well, maybe no one noticed it. You didn't notice it."
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"- Let's see if Newman sees it. - No, I don't want him looking."
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"Oh, my God, I sent one to the super in my building, my mailman."
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"My 10-year-old little nephew."
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"- Okay, what is it? - Here."
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"Take a look at this card. Tell me if you notice anything unusual."
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"Yeah, your nipple's showing."
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"- Anything else? - No."
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"All right. See you later."
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"What? So what?"
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"It's a nipple."
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"It's a little brown, circular protuberance."
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"What's the big deal?"
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"Everybody's got them. Look, I got them."
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"Everybody's got them."
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"See, it's kind of gotta little piece of cloth that's stuck underneath and..."
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"Well, can you pull it up a bit?"
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"Well, here you hold it. Wait, hold it. Hold it."
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"Damn it. I almost had it."
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"Okay. Wait, that'll separate it."
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"- Let me try. - Take it off the track."
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"You're gonna rip it. You're gonna rip it."
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"I'm afraid we're gonna have to stop now."
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"Okay."
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