Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Arrested Development - Borderline Personalities (S04E04)

"Why the alleged ship-jacker"
Arrested Development
"And soon the family met up"
Arrested Development
"- My wife, how is she? - ...that would never come."
Arrested Development
"She's fine. You're lucky we didn't have an autumn,"
Arrested Development
"Look what the homosexuals have done to me."
Arrested Development
"That's the best alibi I've been able"
Arrested Development
"to come up with, because our lawyer says he thinks"
Arrested Development
"he can get rid of the SEC charges,"
Arrested Development
"but he's worried about the pirating of theQueen Mary."
Arrested Development
"Says they have a suit against us."
Arrested Development
"Well, he hated the suit."
Arrested Development
"Thought I was making fun."
Arrested Development
"But basically, this is a "good news/bad news" deal."
Arrested Development
"It's gonna cost you a fortune in legal fees."
Arrested Development
"- What's the good news? - Oh, yeah."
Arrested Development
"Well, from your perspective, I can see where"
Arrested Development
"It's a real thing."
Arrested Development
"We got three months"
Arrested Development
"And so, George Sr. went to his competitor,"
Arrested Development
"Stan Sitwell, with an offer,"
Arrested Development
"Buy the rest of your stock? You got to be kidding me."
Arrested Development
"I already dumped the stock I owned to Lucille Austero."
Arrested Development
"Don't forget, I was on that boat."
Arrested Development
"more than just the 50 grand on that sale."
Arrested Development
"I also lost a perfectly good pair of"
Arrested Development
"human chest hair nipple tufts when we hit the water."
Arrested Development
"Stan Sitwell suffered from alopecia,"
Arrested Development
"That's kelp; why would I put it onto my chest"
Arrested Development
"I was gonna show those babies off"
Arrested Development
"I'm offering you the chance to double"
Arrested Development
"And even you can't compete for this one,"
Arrested Development
"with your business in the shape that it's in."
Arrested Development
"I get this contract,"
Arrested Development
"Well, maybe not Halliburton,"
Arrested Development
"Halliburton Teen was a leading"
Arrested Development
"that it was a rebranding of the tarnished Halliburton."
Arrested Development
"The contract is practically mine."
Arrested Development
"Well, you may have a bigger business than me,"
Arrested Development
"but you will never have this."
Arrested Development
"that project you're working on, even if I have to search"
Arrested Development
"the public records for the blueprints myself."
Arrested Development
"you will never find them."
Arrested Development
"Oh... aah...!"
Arrested Development
"This isn't what it looks like!"
Arrested Development
"Oh, really?"
Arrested Development
"Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush."
Arrested Development
"Well, you got me."
Arrested Development
"You're in for a rude awakening, Sitwell."
Arrested Development
"It's too thin."
Arrested Development
"It'll never stand."
Arrested Development
"I mean, what else could it be?"
Arrested Development
"that goes five miles into the sky?"
Arrested Development
"which I probably shouldn't have."
Arrested Development
"The W stands for "wall.""
Arrested Development
"Stand for the bushes."
Arrested Development
"Ah--this explains the immigration booth"
Arrested Development
"It's to separate the U.S. and Mexico,"
Arrested Development
"to keep out the immigrants, which was my idea!"
Arrested Development
"Was your idea. I remember."
Arrested Development
"You said that right after Lupe got the bleach stain"
Arrested Development
"on your teal blazer."
Arrested Development
"Is this how you're going to let it all end, as a failure?"
Arrested Development
"It was his plan."
Arrested Development
"George Sr. felt discouraged and alone..."
Arrested Development
"...when he saw a familiar face: his own..."
Arrested Development
"And they have mahimahi today."
Arrested Development
"Will you join us? Will you have a mahimahi on me?"
Arrested Development
"- On you. - Fine, but I'm gonna"
Arrested Development
"These are my friends; we all live in the desert together."
Arrested Development
"This is Heartfire; she's an aura specialist."
Arrested Development
"She did Matthew Modine."
Arrested Development
"Heartfire would like some more crackers."
Arrested Development
"But I'll tell you something, the desert changes you."
Arrested Development
"Oh."
Arrested Development
"from the most beautiful woman in the world."
Arrested Development
"then why did I fall in love with him, huh?"
Arrested Development
"Yo, the state of California!"
Arrested Development
"As you can imagine, her letters really stood out."
Arrested Development
"Do you know China Garden?"
Arrested Development
"I know the downtown one."
Arrested Development
"You know, I shouldn't judge."
Arrested Development
"I envy that."
Arrested Development
"I'm not the big man I thought I was."
Arrested Development
"Forget the past, George."
Arrested Development
"I don't know; maybe it's because I live on the border"
Arrested Development
"between the United States and Mexico and..."
Arrested Development
"Hold on. Border?"
Arrested Development
"You don't think I live like this all the time, do you?"
Arrested Development
"And you paid for my haircut."
Arrested Development
"And you made me... dress like you."
Arrested Development
"You live here?"
Arrested Development
"Ask him!"
Arrested Development
"Would you like to watch us make love?"
Arrested Development
"No. You live here?"
Arrested Development
"You see, Mexico starts right at the end of that gully,"
Arrested Development
"What the hell is maca root?"
Arrested Development
"It's legal to grow in Mexico,"
Arrested Development
"but it's against the law to consume it there."
Arrested Development
"And... you can bring it into Mexico,"
Arrested Development
"So it's, uh, hard."
Arrested Development
"So you guys are knowingly breaking the law?"
Arrested Development
"But it's worth it, because maca has powerful properties,"
Arrested Development
"especially when combined with an hour in the sweat lodge."
Arrested Development
"It gets up to 110 degrees in there."
Arrested Development
"But, um, you want to do it soon,"
Arrested Development
"because they're kicking us off of the land."
Arrested Development
"I'm sorry."
Arrested Development
"Oh, lizard! Look! Look, a lizard!"
Arrested Development
"What if I were to buy this land?"
Arrested Development
"Well, I always talk about being a great man."
Arrested Development
"the biggest businessman in Southern California, it's..."
Arrested Development
"It's by being the best brother in Southern California."
Arrested Development
"George Sr. was going to say,"
Arrested Development
"Oh, thank you, brother."
Arrested Development
"And I can get this land for a song."
Arrested Development
"George was proud of his plan."
Arrested Development
"We can't use the same cameras"
Arrested Development
"from when he was under house arrest?"
Arrested Development
"They make us use the waterproof ones."
Arrested Development
"- In here. - Okay."
Arrested Development
Show more clips