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Clips from Haters Back Off! - Uploding my Fist Video (S01E01)

"♪ And nobody in all of Oz ♪"
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"♪ No wizard that there is or was ♪"
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"And... cut."
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"incredible."
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"- Yeah, I know. - Miranda..."
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"Someday soon, and for the rest of their lives,"
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"[voice breaking] And your Uncle Jim was there to see it all."
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"Now, let's get this on the Internet immediately."
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"[Jim whispers] And it's on the Internet."
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"is gonna launch us into my new Five Phase Plan for Fame."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Ooh, I love it."
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"First, there's the viral video. Second, television."
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"Fourth, movies. Five, magician."
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"[whispers] Bam! You're famous."
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"Sounds easy to me."
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"Well, it is easy. The views should start pouring in..."
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"any minute now."
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"- It is still zero. - It is."
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"But this is still exciting."
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"- Any minute. - [bicycle bell rings]"
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"Any minute."
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"- The usual? - Obviously."
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"One Froze Toes coming up."
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"Fifty cents, please. [chuckles]"
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"[mimics trumpet]"
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"[chuckling] Good one."
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"I just uploaded a video to the Internet."
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"It's incredible."
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"No, Patrick, I'm really busy."
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"All that jazz."
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"- Can't wait to go home and see it. - Yeah."
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"Any minute."
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"How many views do I have?"
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"Still zero? Are you kidding me?"
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"Would it make you feel better if we watch your video?"
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"Yes, that will..."
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"Yes, that will make me feel much more calm."
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"- You watch it. - [sighs]"
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"- [Miranda] Hey, guys... - I'm gonna watch you watch it, okay?"
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"[whispers] Just gonna watch you watch the video."
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"- [Miranda] Mom, where's my breakfast? - Oh!"
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"- Okay. - [Miranda] What is this?"
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"Okay, okay."
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"Ah! The steam shot out. It almost burned me."
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"- Thanks a lot, Mom. - I'm sorry."
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"Hey, I have... I have some news. Look, look, look."
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"I graded your quiz from yesterday,"
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"and you're doing so much better this semester."
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"A-plus."
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"Last time you gave me three pluses."
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"- Is this some kind of joke? - No."
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"What happened to the other pluses, Bethany?"
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"Learn how to grade papers next time, Mom. Okay?"
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"[Bethany] Okay, all right."
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"Oh, the cream shot out of my package. Sorry."
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"Oh, that's all right. It landed on my buns."
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"- Oh, good idea. - Yeah."
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"- [Bethany] Hey, hey, hey, you guys. - All at once."
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"Guys, guys."
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"I just think you need to be careful, talking like that."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Well, people could get the wrong idea."
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"It just so happens that breakfast"
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"is one of the most important meals of the day."
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"And if you don't think so, I don't want to be part of this family."
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"Okay, Jim. Breakfast is important, I misspoke."
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"[Jim] Damn right, that breakfast is important."
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"Watch your language in this house."
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"Miranda, you need to leave some for your sister, please."
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"[sighs] Oh! I wish I was an only child."
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"Aw, thanks, Miranda. I love you, too."
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"[Miranda] Emily, listen, I am starving."
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"All I've had to eat today"
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"is a couple of sticky buns, lots of extra cream,"
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"What am I supposed to do?"
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"- What is a bag of salami? - [Bethany] Emily..."
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"you know what a bag of salami is."
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"Don't play dumb, we all know what a bag of salami is."
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"Anyway, have you guys noticed the lights are actually working in this house today?"
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"- Oh, yeah! - Oh, yes."
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"That's... wow!"
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"Yeah. God. "Let there be light." Don't you read the Bible?"
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"Emily, I... have been busy."
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"I have been very busy."
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"So, you were promoted to manager?"
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"Uh, assistant manager."
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"And no, I didn't get the promotion to assistant manager,"
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"Emily, it's like you don't have a sensitivity... meter."
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"- Is it a meter? - Yes, it's a meter."
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"- It's a meter and she's missing it. - You're missing your sensitivity meter."
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"Okay, so far, this breakfast has been a disaster."
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"But I have an announcement that might make things a little better."
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"[clearing throat]"
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"Beautiful Miranda is one step closer to being very famous."
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"- [Bethany gasps] - [Emily] Okay, well..."
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"I'm gonna let you deal with this and I'm gonna go to school."
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"- Okay, all right. - [Jim] Just go to school."
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"- Love you guys. Bye. - [Bethany] Okay, bye. Love you."
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"These are very exciting times"
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"to the World Wide Web."
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"To Miranda."
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"- To me. Thank you. - Oh... But is the Web necessary?"
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"Yes, Mom. The Internet is necessary."
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"All the most famous people in the world started off on the Internet."
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"Justin Bieber, Susan Boyle,"
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"that cat that fell off the table when it got scared."
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"- Yeah, Mom, you left out the cat. - What cat?"
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"I am done with this breakfast"
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"[sighs]"
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"And, honey, I want you to know, that even if no one watches your videos,"
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"that I am proud of you and I love you, no matter what."
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"What do you mean, if no one watches my video?"
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"[Bethany] Oh... [Jim] Oh, oh, oh, it's happening."
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"- It's happening! - [Bethany] What? What?"
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"What is happening?"
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"[Jim] Hurry, it's happening!"
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"[stutters] Forty-six views."
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"[gasping]"
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"That's practically everyone there is."
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