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Clips from Arrested Development - Queen for a Day (S02E02)

"I'm serious. I'm driving a staircase, for God's sake."
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"It smells like gas. I get hop-ons."
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"And most importantly, Dad, my son does not like to be seen in it."
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"- It makes no sense, I know. - It doesn't."
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"I never gave you a-a company car."
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"No, I gave you something far more important."
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"- You're not listening to me. I'd love to sit and chat, but... - I'm lonely up here."
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"I've got to get an early start. I'm expecting headwinds on the stair car."
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"You see anybody here? You could bring me a book. Pop-Pop gets a Grisham?"
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"So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer."
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"Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's like "Die already!""
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"- I love my mother. - Huh?"
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"She's one of the two most important people in my life."
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"You know, she and Quincy."
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"[Narrator] A spokesman for Mr. Jones denies they've ever met..."
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"although he could not explain the six signed gold records in Starla's apartment."
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"I could never be with a man who doesn't love his mother."
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"- Oh. - Wow."
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"So, Michael, listen. I'm here to convince you to hire me back."
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"I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with- [Bleeps] Mountain."
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"Listen, I want this, Michael."
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"I'm gonna prove to you that I'm worthy of rehiring..."
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"if it takes every ounce of determination that I've got."
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"- [Elevator Bell Dings] - Where are you going?"
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"Did you want me to stay and do that?"
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"Your company's stock is unfrozen..."
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"- How did that happen? - Maybe a puck hit me. It could happen."
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"No, the stock. Now, that means we can sell, right? We can do whatever we want with it?"
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"I'll tell you one thing you don't want to do is buy stock in the L.A. Kings."
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"Do you think I could sell enough to buy a car?"
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"I thought you had four. Oh, you mean a real one. Yeah, sure."
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"You can get one, as long as everyone doesn't sell the company stock at once."
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"You don't want someone else to get control of the company."
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"Maybe you can draft up a letter to the investors:"
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""Yes, the stock is unfrozen. We urge you not to sell.""
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"Uh, yeah. Wh-What you just said was perfect. Why do you want me to write it?"
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"Just send it out on your stationery. And do it quickly. I have a car to buy."
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"Ow! Back to film school- [Bleeps]"
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"[Scribbling] That's a bad title. [Scoffs]"
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"Oh, something like this? We have, like, 400 of these."
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"L- I don't need anything too popular."
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"Oh, they're not popular. We have 400 of them."
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"Sold."
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"Although, uh, I'm wondering if maybe it should just be a little bit nicer."
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"I got a kid, and safety's kind of a factor. But nothing too flashy."
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"This is it, isn't it? I can tell. You're excited."
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"- I am. - I'll draw up the papers."
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"Unless you think it's too drab."
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"And it gets very good mileage."
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"Yeah, well, it, uh- it looks light."
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"I spent the last 10 years on a bike, with the exception of the stair car."
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"Oh, you're the stair car guy. You took down our banner."
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"Yeah. Sorry. I got a hop-on."
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"I got distracted. I hate this."
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"I like these sunglasses. They come with any car?"
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"Just this one. They throw these extras at you because it's so impractical."
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"No back seat. It attracts so many tickets..."
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"the insurance alone costs as much as the last three cars we saw."
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"The windbreaker? Windbreaker comes with it too?"
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"I guess. I don't know. I've never sold one of these before, so-"
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"I'll take it."
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"[Narrator] Michael hadjust indulged himself with an expensive sports car-"
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"And here again, please."
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"While Buster indulged in a night out with Tobias."
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"This place is exactly what I had hoped for."
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"Well, I've heard that this uniform is the best way to meet-"
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"- So you're back. - Oh, I'm back, Buster!"
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"- Yeah? - And I am rock steady! No more dizzies."
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"[Narrator] Lucille Austero hadjust returned..."
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"from a month-long stay at a facility that specialized in the treatment of vertigo."
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"Ah. Ah, just a minute. You're okay."
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"You're okay. You're okay. We're okay. We're okay!"
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"Somebody'll be here in a second. We're okay. We're okay."
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"I am stable as a table."
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"So, is there a- a girl in your life?"
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"[Laughs] Well, I would hardly call my mother a girl."
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"But, yeah, she's still very much a part of my life."
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"No, I mean, uh, someone who makes you hear music."
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"Oh. Well, she mostly likes talk radio."
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"I mean, a girl who makes you feel romantic..."
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"and also who makes you hear beautiful music."
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"[Laughs] Oh. No."
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"- I guess what I'm trying to say is- - [Piano]"
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"Everybody thinks they're Frank Sinatra."
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"- Maybe we could start anew."
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"[Narrator] And later, Michael got an urgent call from his mother."
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"He's with her again. Buster's taken up with that Lucille 2."
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"That's why you called me here?"
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"I've got my secretary bringing over a bunch of important papers."
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"- I thought this was urgent. - Well, it's all your fault."
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"Well, I wasn't trying to send him to a new one. Where is he?"
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"Buster?"
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"Mom's becoming a little controlling."
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"What tripped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?"
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"might not be the best choice for you."
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"I wouldn't even have been there if Mom wanted to go bowling."
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"How am I gonna meet someone who has my interests?"
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"- I have those papers for you to sign. - Perfect."
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"By the way, I love your mother."
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"I think I may have found a new girl for Buster."
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"Good. That Lucille isn't really interested in Buster anyway."
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"- She's just trying to get even with me. - Get even with you for what?"
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"She wanted me to let in her remodeling crew while she was out of town."
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"[Narrator] It was. Instead ofletting the construction crew..."
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"Lucille had put them to work on a project ofher own."
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"- What'd you do? - Well, I sat on one of these jets."
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"- But I think we can fix it. - Don't give me that look."
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"Don't think she's not over there right now, plotting her revenge."
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"God, the new equilibrium really does-"
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"It does? I stopped at "unfrozen.""
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"- I didn't. - [Narrator] Yet."
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"There's a pretty long wait list for membership right now."
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"Gob, you didn't sell, did you?"
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"What? No. I'm trying to get a job from you, Mikey. Come on."
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"- I was afraid that l- - I just bought the Queen Mary."
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"No, no, no. The club. I was dancing with what turned out to be the club's owner..."
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"Oh, he really, really did look like a woman."
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"But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under..."
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"is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?"
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"- Country club? - It's in such a good neighborhood."
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