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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Crime & Punishment (S04E04)

Nothing but whites.

"Nothing but whites."

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There's no need to stress out.

"There's no need to stress out."

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The lawyer's very confident.

"The lawyer's very confident."

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Not good enough.

"Not good enough."

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I need to do everything I can to save Jake.

"I need to do everything I can to save Jake."

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Charles, you're falling apart.

"Charles, you're falling apart."

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You need to get your crap in order.

"You need to get your crap in order."

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Hey. Big day. How you feeling?

"Hey. Big day. How you feeling?"

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I was just working on my innocent face.

"I was just working on my innocent face."

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Oh, no. I don't think that's doing

"Oh, no. I don't think that's doing"

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what you want it to at all.

"what you want it to at all."

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Oh. Well, it doesn't matter,

"Oh. Well, it doesn't matter,"

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because I'm innocent.

"because I'm innocent."

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I know. I just hope the jury knows too.

"I know. I just hope the jury knows too."

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Should we talk about what happens

"Should we talk about what happens"

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if they somehow find you guilty?

"if they somehow find you guilty?"

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But what we should talk about

"But what we should talk about"

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I'm thinking we take a trip to Paris or London, Rome,

"I'm thinking we take a trip to Paris or London, Rome,"

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anywhere Jason Bourne

"anywhere Jason Bourne"

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has driven a car down some stairs.

"has driven a car down some stairs."

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somewhere we could actually afford.

"somewhere we could actually afford."

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Oh, we can afford it.

"Oh, we can afford it."

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I'm sitting on $26 million, baby!

"I'm sitting on $26 million, baby!"

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Excuse me?

"Excuse me?"

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Okay, you ready?

"Okay, you ready?"

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I know. Han Solo.

"I know. Han Solo."

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Love you too.

"Love you too."

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- Charles, you're... - In a wheelchair, yep.

"- Charles, you're... - In a wheelchair, yep."

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I'm like Cruella de Vil down there.

"I'm like Cruella de Vil down there."

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Oh, right. Good luck.

"Oh, right. Good luck."

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Good luck to you.

"Good luck to you."

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- About the... - Yes.

"- About the... - Yes."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Really? How?

"Really? How?"

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Among my many, many, many skills,

"Among my many, many, many skills,"

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I'm fluent in face.

"I'm fluent in face."

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I can tell you what the jury's thinking

"I can tell you what the jury's thinking"

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at any given moment.

"at any given moment."

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If their cheek has a certain tension,

"If their cheek has a certain tension,"

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okay, that leads me a different way.

"okay, that leads me a different way."

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What'd I tell you, boy? Trust me.

"What'd I tell you, boy? Trust me."

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- I got you. - Okay.

"- I got you. - Okay."

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I like your stupid courtroom clothes.

"I like your stupid courtroom clothes."

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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where I wanted to be in 12 years,

"where I wanted to be in 12 years,"

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I definitely would have said right here.

"I definitely would have said right here."

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Same.

"Same."

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Great.

"Great."

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at the time of the holdup.

"at the time of the holdup."

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Did you see the robbers' faces?

"Did you see the robbers' faces?"

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Let the record show,

"Let the record show,"

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she's pointing at Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz.

"she's pointing at Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz."

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Okay, the jurors found that super compelling.

"Okay, the jurors found that super compelling."

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Just an update.

"Just an update."

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Thanks, Gina.

"Thanks, Gina."

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Right. Thank you.

"Right. Thank you."

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No doubt.

"No doubt."

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Hey. Don't worry. We got this.

"Hey. Don't worry. We got this."

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Sure, they weren't at the first three robberies.

"Sure, they weren't at the first three robberies."

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Uh-oh.

"Uh-oh."

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'cause we were short on manpower.

"'cause we were short on manpower."

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Objection. Conjecture!

"Objection. Conjecture!"

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Sustained. Sorry, you say it.

"Sustained. Sorry, you say it."

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Sustained.

"Sustained."

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Just this morning, my team uncovered

"Just this morning, my team uncovered"

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controlled by Diaz and Peralta

"controlled by Diaz and Peralta"

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It's okay.

"It's okay."

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This is the affidavit from the bank manager

"This is the affidavit from the bank manager"

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identifying them as the owners of the account,

"identifying them as the owners of the account,"

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and these are the deposit slips for the entire amount.

"and these are the deposit slips for the entire amount."

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Oh, no. Rosa,

"Oh, no. Rosa,"

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Oh, and one more thing.

"Oh, and one more thing."

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No, we are not.

"No, we are not."

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But... but... but...

"But... but... but..."

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One more "but," and you will be in contempt.

"One more "but," and you will be in contempt."

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"One more 'but' and you're contempt,"

""One more 'but' and you're contempt,""

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name of your sex tape.

"name of your sex tape."

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That's how it ends?

"That's how it ends?"

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Oh, man. That is depressing.

"Oh, man. That is depressing."

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Okay, here's how the jury's feeling

"Okay, here's how the jury's feeling"

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not a fan of Jake, not of a fan of Rosa,

"not a fan of Jake, not of a fan of Rosa,"

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We get it. They all hate us.

"We get it. They all hate us."

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Some good news. I spoke to the judge,

"Some good news. I spoke to the judge,"

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and he's giving us an extra day to review the new evidence.

"and he's giving us an extra day to review the new evidence."

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What are they gonna find in one day?

"What are they gonna find in one day?"

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Face it, man, we are going to jail.

"Face it, man, we are going to jail."

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How long has that been in there?

"How long has that been in there?"

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- Since grade school. - Yeah, that checks out.

"- Since grade school. - Yeah, that checks out."

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and resign yourselves to your fates.

"and resign yourselves to your fates."

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and put money in your accounts...

"and put money in your accounts..."

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I think Hawkins just made her first mistake.

"I think Hawkins just made her first mistake."

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What are you talking about?

"What are you talking about?"

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Right. It was transferred in from somewhere.

"Right. It was transferred in from somewhere."

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We just have to trace it back to its source.

"We just have to trace it back to its source."

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Which would be Lieutenant Hawkins.

"Which would be Lieutenant Hawkins."

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We can't subpoena them.

"We can't subpoena them."

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Boyle does.

"Boyle does."

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I'm Boyle!

"I'm Boyle!"

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I get to help!

"I get to help!"

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I can walk.

"I can walk."

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Hey, we should team up and rob banks for real!

"Hey, we should team up and rob banks for real!"

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You should stop talking in the hallway.

"You should stop talking in the hallway."

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Okay, Boyle,

"Okay, Boyle,"

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Okay, he goes by the handle "Pandemic,"

"Okay, he goes by the handle "Pandemic,""

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and there's not a network he can't crack.

"and there's not a network he can't crack."

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He's a phantom, a ghost.

"He's a phantom, a ghost."

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Welcome to Hey, Hey, It's Wednesday's!,

"Welcome to Hey, Hey, It's Wednesday's!,"

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Be right with ya.

"Be right with ya."

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Are you sure about this hacker, Charles?

"Are you sure about this hacker, Charles?"

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from this place.

"from this place."

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is hackin' into a big old fried onion.

"is hackin' into a big old fried onion."

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Oh, there he is.

"Oh, there he is."

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Hey guys, welcome to the Quarantine.

"Hey guys, welcome to the Quarantine."

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No thanks. Here are the account numbers

"No thanks. Here are the account numbers"

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Are you questioning my abilities?

"Are you questioning my abilities?"

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Watch this. What's your name?

"Watch this. What's your name?"

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Wait. What's happening?

"Wait. What's happening?"

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You're getting hacked, bro.

"You're getting hacked, bro."

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That's what's happening.

"That's what's happening."

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