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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Crime & Punishment (S04E04)

You got a lot of songs by Natalie Imbruglia.

"You got a lot of songs by Natalie Imbruglia."

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Nope. Downloaded on Thursday.

"Nope. Downloaded on Thursday."

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for the show "Madam Secretary."

"for the show "Madam Secretary.""

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you were a fan of the Madam.

"you were a fan of the Madam."

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The show leaves Terry wanting more.

"The show leaves Terry wanting more."

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I'm just filling in the gaps!

"I'm just filling in the gaps!"

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Now get to hacking.

"Now get to hacking."

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Guys, I think I found something.

"Guys, I think I found something."

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Is it my heart medicine?

"Is it my heart medicine?"

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My doctor said that if I miss even one dose,

"My doctor said that if I miss even one dose,"

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I was going through the arrest reports

"I was going through the arrest reports"

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We already went over these.

"We already went over these."

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Right, but there was one guy we didn't flag

"Right, but there was one guy we didn't flag"

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because he was never the arresting officer:

"because he was never the arresting officer:"

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I think something went down between him and Hawkins.

"I think something went down between him and Hawkins."

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Well, he had a stellar 14-year career

"Well, he had a stellar 14-year career"

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Before joining Hawkins's squad.

"Before joining Hawkins's squad."

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Then, three months later, he quit the force entirely.

"Then, three months later, he quit the force entirely."

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He didn't just quit. He disappeared.

"He didn't just quit. He disappeared."

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No tax records. No known address.

"No tax records. No known address."

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But after doing some incredible sleuthing,

"But after doing some incredible sleuthing,"

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Ames, how would you like to take

"Ames, how would you like to take"

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a romantic trip to the town of...

"a romantic trip to the town of..."

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The Paris of the mud belt?

"The Paris of the mud belt?"

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Oui, oui.

"Oui, oui."

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Anyway, it's huge stakes.

"Anyway, it's huge stakes."

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Good luck.

"Good luck."

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Has anyone seen Diaz?

"Has anyone seen Diaz?"

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She's supposed be looking into the first two bank robberies.

"She's supposed be looking into the first two bank robberies."

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I saw her outside the courthouse.

"I saw her outside the courthouse."

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She gave me her jacket

"She gave me her jacket"

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and her motorcycle helmet.

"and her motorcycle helmet."

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Why would she give you her favorite jacket?

"Why would she give you her favorite jacket?"

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Because I'm a rebel, and we're in love.

"Because I'm a rebel, and we're in love."

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Doi.

"Doi."

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Why weren't you answering your phone?

"Why weren't you answering your phone?"

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What's with the suitcase?

"What's with the suitcase?"

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No, the suitcase is going to Malaysia.

"No, the suitcase is going to Malaysia."

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Airport. I'm flying to Argentina.

"Airport. I'm flying to Argentina."

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- This is very complicated. - Thank you.

"- This is very complicated. - Thank you."

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adding more scorpions.

"adding more scorpions."

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I don't know. The reception was real bad.

"I don't know. The reception was real bad."

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Diaz, I know you're scared,

"Diaz, I know you're scared,"

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and we just found a new lead.

"and we just found a new lead."

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With all due respect, sir,

"With all due respect, sir,"

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both you and I know that none of that is gonna pan out.

"both you and I know that none of that is gonna pan out."

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And you said yourself I should take action.

"And you said yourself I should take action."

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So I am, in Argentina,

"So I am, in Argentina,"

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surrounded by scorpions.

"surrounded by scorpions."

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I'll find out when I get there.

"I'll find out when I get there."

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but fleeing the country is a crime.

"but fleeing the country is a crime."

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Do it then.

"Do it then."

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I didn't think so.

"I didn't think so."

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The mortgage is paid off.

"The mortgage is paid off."

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You can give the place to whoever you want.

"You can give the place to whoever you want."

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You can call me Nightmare.

"You can call me Nightmare."

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But for check writing purposes, it's Jennifer Huggins.

"But for check writing purposes, it's Jennifer Huggins."

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so I had to bring in a friend.

"so I had to bring in a friend."

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Just tell us if this is impossible.

"Just tell us if this is impossible."

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We don't have a lot of time to waste,

"We don't have a lot of time to waste,"

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and we've been here, like, five hours already.

"and we've been here, like, five hours already."

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Is it because I'm a woman?

"Is it because I'm a woman?"

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No, no, I didn't say that.

"No, no, I didn't say that."

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And now I'm about to hack your world

"And now I'm about to hack your world"

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No. Just do the thing with the bank.

"No. Just do the thing with the bank."

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- That'll show me. - Whoa.

"- That'll show me. - Whoa."

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Looks like someone was a catalog model in Japan.

"Looks like someone was a catalog model in Japan."

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That slicker.

"That slicker."

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This looks like where they shot "The Village."

"This looks like where they shot "The Village.""

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I think Langdon's wife's been secretly visiting him.

"I think Langdon's wife's been secretly visiting him."

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She posted a photo in March of a snowstorm,

"She posted a photo in March of a snowstorm,"

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but there was no snow in New York.

"but there was no snow in New York."

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here.

"here."

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"Flaxton Hill Farms."

""Flaxton Hill Farms.""

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Check it out. There's a car in the driveway.

"Check it out. There's a car in the driveway."

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We'd like to talk to you about Melanie Hawkins.

"We'd like to talk to you about Melanie Hawkins."

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Don't shoot!

"Don't shoot!"

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But seriously, don't. Don't shoot.

"But seriously, don't. Don't shoot."

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If I were you I'd turn around and start walking.

"If I were you I'd turn around and start walking."

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and three seconds is not enough time...

"and three seconds is not enough time..."

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- Jake... - Right, focus. Sorry.

"- Jake... - Right, focus. Sorry."

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Sir, we know you worked with Hawkins.

"Sir, we know you worked with Hawkins."

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Did she send you here?

"Did she send you here?"

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- No. - No.

"- No. - No."

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We're like the opposite of that.

"We're like the opposite of that."

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there's an article open on my phone

"there's an article open on my phone"

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Oh. That's my bad.

"Oh. That's my bad."

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It was a long ride up here, and I got bored.

"It was a long ride up here, and I got bored."

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Here. Close that tab.

"Here. Close that tab."

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That's the article.

"That's the article."

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Hawkins ran you out of New York

"Hawkins ran you out of New York"

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and took away your life.

"and took away your life."

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Oh, my God, what are you gonna feed them?

"Oh, my God, what are you gonna feed them?"

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Corn.

"Corn."

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Maize, as there was at the first Thanksgiving.

"Maize, as there was at the first Thanksgiving."

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- Jake. - Right.

"- Jake. - Right."

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All right, guys.

"All right, guys."

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Let's order a round of "Hey, Hey,

"Let's order a round of "Hey, Hey,"

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It's Light Beer, Light Beer" and get into it.

"It's Light Beer, Light Beer" and get into it."

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Um, who is this guy?

"Um, who is this guy?"

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These offshore banks are incredibly secure,

"These offshore banks are incredibly secure,"

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Do not challenge

"Do not challenge"

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this very capable gentleman in any way.

"this very capable gentleman in any way."

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Just let him get to work.

"Just let him get to work."

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But I don't know you guys, so just to be safe,

"But I don't know you guys, so just to be safe,"

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I did dig up some dirt on you to use as blackmail

"I did dig up some dirt on you to use as blackmail"

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On both of us?

"On both of us?"

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- Just Terry Jeffords. - Yup.

"- Just Terry Jeffords. - Yup."

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Or should I say Sir-Dance-Alot?

"Or should I say Sir-Dance-Alot?"

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Oh, come on!

"Oh, come on!"

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Turn the volume up!

"Turn the volume up!"

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Mommy can't hear us in Da Bassment.

"Mommy can't hear us in Da Bassment."

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Oof. at's embarrassing.

"Oof. at's embarrassing."

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"Sarge, you gotta scrub-a-dub-dub that profile."

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It's so weird how food smells so good

"It's so weird how food smells so good"

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but farms smell so bad.

"but farms smell so bad."

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Yeah, I think that every day.

"Yeah, I think that every day."

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So... Hawkins?

"So... Hawkins?"

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When I confronted her about it,

"When I confronted her about it,"

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she said I could disappear or she'd kill me.

"she said I could disappear or she'd kill me."

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