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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Crime & Punishment (S04E04)

"that will explain everything."
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"If you help us, maybe we can help you get it back."
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"Hmm, corn."
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"Let's go talk."
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"so we needed more manpower."
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"Okay, thanks."
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"So you understand we're not questioning your ability at all."
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"Oof. It's pungent out here."
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"Why? Does it smell even worse somehow?"
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"What does that sound like, a bunch of wet bagpipes?"
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"I'm afraid she'll kill her."
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"If you testify to this in court,"
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"it would back up everything Jake and Rosa are saying."
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"You could take Hawkins down and get your life back."
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"Come on. You're our last chance."
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"Is this seat taken?"
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"My name is Rachel Weinstein."
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"I am a graduate student on sabbatical to study birds"
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"Okay. Good-bye."
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"I guess now we have to actually talk about"
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"and so will everyone at the Nine-Nine."
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"We'll do whatever it takes."
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"I love you."
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"Okay."
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"You can choose the music."
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"No, not anything. "Orinoco Flow." On repeat."
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"I'm coming with you."
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"too many years of happiness."
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"I'm not gonna let her do the same to you."
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"with her new boyfriend, Derek."
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"- I think there's a chance... - I'm here!"
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"coming back from Philadelphia..."
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"I guess I wasn't ready to say good-bye to my family."
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"Good."
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"of friendship and respect."
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"'cause I'm ruining the moment."
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"All rise for the honorable Judge Marinovich."
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"Please, be seated. The court is in session."
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"Objection!"
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"I'm getting worried."
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"Did you guys find anything yet?"
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"at an Etsy store that sells anklets for men."
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"Hey, hey, hey! I'm in!"
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"Mr. Langdon, do you know Melanie Hawkins?"
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"Yes. I worked for her for three months in 2010."
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"And you are a retired..."
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"Proceed."
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"but the original transfer came from this shell corp."
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"And the only reason that I'm here"
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"Okay, okay, this is bad. This is really bad."
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"On all charges."
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"Oh."
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"Fremulon."
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"- Not a doctor. - Shh!"
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"But the lights from these candles"
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"have never shone brighter."
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"Pizza Rat, dead tonight at the age of four."
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"All right, Haley, thank you for that."
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"2017 strikes again."
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"In other news, we are just days away now"
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"Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz."
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"for a whole string of bank robberies."
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"but, if convicted, face up to 15 years in prison."
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"Yeah, Anna, these disgraced detectives were apprehended"
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"after a months-long investigation by hero cop"
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"Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins."
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"Super duper guilty."
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"While there is little to no public information"
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"about Detective Diaz, Channel 12"
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"Peralta has been on the wrong side of the law."
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"We just uncovered cell phone footage"
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"from a Criss Angel magic show."
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"He's a mind freak!"
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"Okay, update on our trial prep."
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"This is our lawyer, Samuel Miller,"
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"who, in many ways, is in charge of our defense."
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"I'm facing 15 years in prison."
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"st let me have this."
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"Okay. So, prosecution's case is strong."
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"You two were caught red-handed robbing a bank"
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"by one of the NYPD's most esteemed detectives"
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"Right, but can't Captain Holt just testify"
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"Legally you can't testify for your best friend."
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"- That's not a law. - No?"
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"- Sam? - Not a law."
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"The investigation was off the books."
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"There's no evidence proving it even existed."
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"Doesn't matter anyway. We don't need your testimony,"
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"because we have... the meat fork."
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"What?"
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"Our two-pronged defense."
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"Not unlike a fork you would use to flip a steak on a grill."
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"It's a meat fork!"
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"Sam, explain the meat fork to them."
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"Again, "meat fork" is fun,"
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"anyone say that in court."
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"We have it if we need it."
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"We have airtight alibis"
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"you all are accused of."
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"Yes, I pulled time sheets, witness statements,"
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"and security footage."
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"We can show that both of you weren't present"
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"March 12th. Still not sure where Rosa was."
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"And you never will be."
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"we're gonna go to jail for a long time."
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"Fine."
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"Really?"
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"- Just move on to the next prong. - Yep."
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"Prosecution claims you stole $26 million,"
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"at the same time."
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"Yeah, that's my sweet spot."
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"Are there any questions or comments?"
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"Yes, there's something I'd like to say."
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"Don't lose."
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"Thought that was gonna be longer."
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"Well, I hear your mouth say that,"
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"but the rest of your head is telling a different story."
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"Feels like the stress of the upcoming trial"
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"Oh, is this about my hair turning white?"
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"I get it."
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