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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Crime & Punishment (S04E04)

People have come from all over the city to mourn.

"People have come from all over the city to mourn."

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The grief is palpable.

"The grief is palpable."

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I think it's gonna be a long, sad night for all of us, huh?

"I think it's gonna be a long, sad night for all of us, huh?"

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from the start of a trial for NYPD detectives

"from the start of a trial for NYPD detectives"

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They were arrested two months ago

"They were arrested two months ago"

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has learned this isn't the first time

"has learned this isn't the first time"

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"♪"

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Well, "many" is part of "every."

"Well, "many" is part of "every.""

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take down Hawkins from the inside?

"take down Hawkins from the inside?"

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Well, point is, he didn't deny we're best friends.

"Well, point is, he didn't deny we're best friends."

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but under no circumstances should

"but under no circumstances should"

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Tell them about the first prong.

"Tell them about the first prong."

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at any of the other robberies, except...

"at any of the other robberies, except..."

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Okay, reminder: privacy is cool,

"Okay, reminder: privacy is cool,"

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- What's that? - Enough.

"- What's that? - Enough."

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I'm somehow embarrassed and proud of you

"I'm somehow embarrassed and proud of you"

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Okay, so that's where we stand.

"Okay, so that's where we stand."

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- I loved it. - It was perfect.

"- I loved it. - It was perfect."

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is starting to get to you.

"is starting to get to you."

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It's like an Eagles concert down there.

"It's like an Eagles concert down there."

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Understood. You got white pubes.

"Understood. You got white pubes."

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And that's not helping anyone.

"And that's not helping anyone."

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"I'm a nice boy."

""I'm a nice boy.""

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That's not happening.

"That's not happening."

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Don't forget I robbed a bank.

"Don't forget I robbed a bank."

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Yeah, I'm innocent.

"Yeah, I'm innocent."

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Nice talking to you, Judge.

"Nice talking to you, Judge."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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I love you.

"I love you."

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You got this.

"You got this."

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You got this.

"You got this."

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You got this.

"You got this."

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My back gave out when I was dyeing my pubes.

"My back gave out when I was dyeing my pubes."

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I need to go be on trial for bank robbery now,

"I need to go be on trial for bank robbery now,"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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I got you. Don't worry about it.

"I got you. Don't worry about it."

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I see an eyebrow twitch, I'm like, "Oh."

"I see an eyebrow twitch, I'm like, "Oh.""

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Scully, you're wondering if anyone can smell your fart.

"Scully, you're wondering if anyone can smell your fart."

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The answer, my brother, is yes.

"The answer, my brother, is yes."

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- Hey. - Hey.

"- Hey. - Hey."

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I like your stupid courtroom clothes.

"I like your stupid courtroom clothes."

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So it all worked out.

"So it all worked out."

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End of story.

"End of story."

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Please. You may be seated.

"Please. You may be seated."

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Now, Miss Crunder, you were in the bank

"Now, Miss Crunder, you were in the bank"

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Plain as day.

"Plain as day."

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So, like, you're not making a good first impression.

"So, like, you're not making a good first impression."

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I think those bastards killed them.

"I think those bastards killed them."

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- Come on. - What?

"- Come on. - What?"

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We both sounded equally authoritative.

"We both sounded equally authoritative."

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Prong one's not looking so great.

"Prong one's not looking so great."

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containing $26 million between them.

"containing $26 million between them."

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These are the original applications

"These are the original applications"

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for the accounts signed by Diaz and Peralta.

"for the accounts signed by Diaz and Peralta."

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But it also looked bad for Liam Neeson in "The Grey."

"But it also looked bad for Liam Neeson in "The Grey.""

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He got torn up by wolves in that movie.

"He got torn up by wolves in that movie."

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Why would someone make a movie about that?

"Why would someone make a movie about that?"

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not a fan of me, bathroom incident...

"not a fan of me, bathroom incident..."

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In toto, yes.

"In toto, yes."

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We might as well start hiding razor blades under our tongues.

"We might as well start hiding razor blades under our tongues."

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Here. You can have one of mine.

"Here. You can have one of mine."

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and we're gonna find something.

"and we're gonna find something."

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You're not gonna sit back

"You're not gonna sit back"

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You're gonna take action.

"You're gonna take action."

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Now, Hawkins can destroy your alibis

"Now, Hawkins can destroy your alibis"

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Well, the money that she put into our accounts

"Well, the money that she put into our accounts"

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didn't just appear out of thin air, right?

"didn't just appear out of thin air, right?"

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We need a hacker.

"We need a hacker."

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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I can feel my legs again.

"I can feel my legs again."

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See? When the Nine-Nine

"See? When the Nine-Nine"

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puts our brains together, we can achieve anything.

"puts our brains together, we can achieve anything."

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Yep, copy that. Nice to see you.

"Yep, copy that. Nice to see you."

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tell us about your hacker.

"tell us about your hacker."

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And only I know where to find him.

"And only I know where to find him."

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I'm not getting a strong "Mr. Robot" vibe

"I'm not getting a strong "Mr. Robot" vibe"

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Yeah, that's because the only thing

"Yeah, that's because the only thing"

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Pandemic loves more than hackin' computers

"Pandemic loves more than hackin' computers"

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for the bank where the money showed up.

"for the bank where the money showed up."

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Now, we're in a real hurry.

"Now, we're in a real hurry."

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You think you can trace it back to its source?

"You think you can trace it back to its source?"

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You are? Get out.

"You are? Get out."

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Uh, I bought those back in the '90s.

"Uh, I bought those back in the '90s."

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There's a document in here that looks to be fan fiction

"There's a document in here that looks to be fan fiction"

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I could have a massive stro...

"I could have a massive stro..."

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filed by everyone in Hawkins' squad.

"filed by everyone in Hawkins' squad."

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His wife filed a missing persons report.

"His wife filed a missing persons report."

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I think I figured out where he is.

"I think I figured out where he is."

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Ooh.

"Ooh."

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Wee-wee.

"Wee-wee."

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We should get going.

"We should get going."

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I charged it and stuck it on a truck headed west.

"I charged it and stuck it on a truck headed west."

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- Going to Malaysia. - You're going to Malaysia?

"- Going to Malaysia. - You're going to Malaysia?"

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I'm getting on a bus to Florida.

"I'm getting on a bus to Florida."

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Adrian has a ranch in the Andes

"Adrian has a ranch in the Andes"

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where he goes when he's on the run.

"where he goes when he's on the run."

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He's already there, getting rid of the scorpions.

"He's already there, getting rid of the scorpions."

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We're on the money trail,

"We're on the money trail,"

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Or not surrounded by scorpions.

"Or not surrounded by scorpions."

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I don't care.

"I don't care."

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Don't give it to Hitchcock.

"Don't give it to Hitchcock."

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So Be Cool Frozen Margarita."

"So Be Cool Frozen Margarita.""

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Who are you?

"Who are you?"

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more secure than I thought,

"more secure than I thought,"

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Huh. You don't think I can do this?

"Huh. You don't think I can do this?"

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- I think women are amazing. - Thank you.

"- I think women are amazing. - Thank you."

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into pieces, old man.

"into pieces, old man."

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That'll show you.

"That'll show you."

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Whoa! Those boots.

"Whoa! Those boots."

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The no pants.

"The no pants."

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Who's the target audience for these pics, Sarge?

"Who's the target audience for these pics, Sarge?"

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Amy, don't say things like that.

"Amy, don't say things like that."

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You're gonna scare me. You know that.

"You're gonna scare me. You know that."

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Somebody's home.

"Somebody's home."

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Matthew Langdon? Are you there?

"Matthew Langdon? Are you there?"

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Because in about three seconds, I'm gonna start shooting.

"Because in about three seconds, I'm gonna start shooting."

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This is escalating much too quickly,

"This is escalating much too quickly,"

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We're not with her.

"We're not with her."

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We could go to jail.

"We could go to jail."

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Look, if you let me slowly reach into my jacket pocket,

"Look, if you let me slowly reach into my jacket pocket,"

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