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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Work Song Nanocluster (S02E02)

"Ready."
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"Go."
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"Despite my deep love of chess, lasers and aerosol disinfectant..."
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"Hey, Sheldon."
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"This package came while you were at work."
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"What is it?"
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"...so that I'm fully indemnified and no longer liable."
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"It means nothing to anybody."
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"- Let me show you what I'm doing. - Bailment..."
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"Obviously not a cleaning business."
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"She wanted to sell them, I said okay, and in one week, I made a $ 156."
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"Good for you. Sign here."
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"Sheldon, don't you get it? If this takes off, I won't have to be a waitress anymore."
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"- How many of these can you make a day? - Mm. About 20."
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"- I don't know. Like, 50 cents. I'm not sure. - No, of course you're not. All right."
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"Well, I don't have to pay taxes on this stuff."
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"Who's Radiohead?"
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"I have a working knowledge of the important things in the universe."
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"Sheldon, wait."
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"I understand."
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"And you're not allowed to be sarcastic or snide to me while I'm doing so."
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"Okay."
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"No, I'm sorry. Wait. Please, come back."
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"Twelve minutes and 17 seconds."
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"...you'll effectively be paying yourself $5.19 a day."
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"A day?"
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"...1778 use of interchangeable parts?"
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"...the moving assembly line, that was introduced by Henry Ford in 1908."
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"What's the matter?"
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"Hello?"
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"Look, we made this Penny Blossom in under three minutes."
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"All right, break's over."
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"- Won't work. The flower's porous. - What if we infused the bottom layer..."
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"Intriguing."
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"The waitresses at my work, and this cute shop--"
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"Eliminate the middle man."
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"How about a molecular sieve?"
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"Wow."
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"Hey, we could liberate some microporous charcoal from the chem lab."
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"I'll make space in our apartment so we can move the manufacturing process."
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"- Well, what's wrong with my apartment? - It's not my apartment."
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"So, what do you guys think?"
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"Okay, what's wrong with it?"
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"Penny, this is your enterprise, so it's ultimately your decision."
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"But based on the quality of his work, I'd strongly recommend..."
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"Penny?"
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""Thank you, Penny Blossoms. These'll be perfect to cover my bald spots.""
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"Aww."
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"Penny, everything is better with Bluetooth."
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"Holy crap. Someone just ordered 1000 Penny Blossoms."
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"We should get to work."
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"Wait, wait, why does it say "one-day rush"?"
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"Don't yell at me. I'm not manufacturing. I'm just web design."
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"Yeah, my brilliance and innovation, of course, but still."
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"I just don't see how we can pull this off."
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"...that is not the American spirit."
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"If I wanted to spend my Saturday nights doing this..."
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"...I could have stayed in India."
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"Your father's a gynecologist and you had a house full of servants."
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"We have 128 assorted Penny Blossoms ready to ship."
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"I believe I'm hearing some negativity on the factory floor."
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"- So? - The labor force is a living organism..."
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"...by management. Observe. Hey!"
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"Less talk, more work."
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"- Nicely done. - Thank you."
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"- Honey, do you want some coffee? - No, I don't drink coffee."
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"I'm sorry. Coffee is out of the question."
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"Leonard, help."
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"Bam!"
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"One thousand frigging Penny Blossoms."
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"What?"
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"...and Transgender Alliance."
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"- Really? - One-day rush."
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"...and the American spirit?"
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"Penny, although you may find it hard to believe, we do have lives."
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"Where's the coffee?"
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"We're all out."
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"Zoom, zoom, zoom."
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"Yes!"
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"Knight to Queen's Bishop 5."
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"Ah. Very nice. What's Leonard gonna do?"
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"Does he give up the pawn or give up the position?"
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"Mm. Let's find out. Leonard, ready?"
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"Too bad. You know the rules of Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Chess."
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"Leonard died again, Sheldon. You're up."
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"...I must forfeit."
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"- Why? - Because it's almost 11:00."
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"- So? - So Penny has a..."
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"..."Don't knock on my door before 11:00 or I punch you in the throat" rule."
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"Ah."
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"We get some girls over here and play Laser Obstacle Strip Chess."
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"Believe me, any girl willing to play that, you don't wanna see naked."
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"You underestimate me."
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"Penny."
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"Penny. Penny."
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"- It's 11 a.m. - I know. You're safe."
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"Great, my rhinestones. Thank you."
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"- Excuse me. - What?"
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"When I signed for the package, I was deputized by the United Parcel Service..."
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"...and entrusted with its final delivery. I need you to acknowledge receipt..."
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"Sheldon, it's just a box of rhinestones."
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"Contents are irrelevant. A legal bailment has been created."
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"Does that mean nothing to you?"
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"...describes a relationship in common law..."
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"...where a physical possession of personal property, or chattels..."
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"...is transferred from one person, the bailer, to another person, the bailee."
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"Yeah, yeah. Look, look. I started a business."
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"I call them Penny Blossoms. I made one for myself. All the girls at work wanted one."
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"I showed some to this lady who runs a shop. She sells cards and jewelry."
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"But then who will bring me my cheeseburger on Tuesday nights?"
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"And you're going to let her handle my food?"
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"Cheeseburger. I get a cheeseburger."
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"So, what do you think? I mean, this could be a business, right?"
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"And how much profit do you make per Penny Blossom?"
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"Ten dollars a day times five days a week times 52 weeks a year is $2600."
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"- That's all? - Before taxes."
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"The Internal Revenue Service would strongly disagree."
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"But if you took advantage of modern marketing techniques..."
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"And you know about that stuff?"
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"Penny."
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