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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Ted and Mary (S01E01)

"- You thought I'd choke on that last ball. - Yes."
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"- They have, like, bubbles on the soles. - On the sole."
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"I will call you the second anyone calls, or he comes."
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"Okay."
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"You were so helpful throughout my little ordeal."
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"We were a good couple tonight, don't you think?"
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"- We presented ourselves really nicely. - Why aren't we a good couple?"
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"- I really love her, she was terrific. - Yeah, she was really great."
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"Why?"
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"He's a very happy guy. He enjoys things."
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"- Yeah, but he's so fun. - Yeah, he's okay."
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"The shame is that I could never be friends with her, you know?"
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"I'd just as soon be friends with her. You can be friends with him."
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"Mar'!"
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"Heaven, it was heaven."
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"I'm gonna give it back to him, don't worry about it."
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"What are you doing today?"
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"This is my momma, from Arkansas. This is Anne, this is Larry."
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"- I used to know the governor. - Your daughter knows the governor?"
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"This is a man's jacket. I love buying men's jackets."
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"Maybe they'll have them."
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"I bet you're talking about Campers."
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"I'll need some information from you."
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"I've never seen a man take to shopping..."
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"the way our Larry took to shopping."
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"You just went shopping with Mary?"
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"and what a great time she had, and I told her we had a great time."
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"Also, her mother was there, too. I forgot to mention that."
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"Who the hell's that?"
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"Okay. She must have my turtleneck."
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"I didn't notice that."
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"Did Ted Danson or Mary Steenburgen call?"
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"They invited us to this concert for Friday. It's Wednesday, it's plenty of time, right?"
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"Louis from the bowling alley called and he said to call back right away."
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"- You're kidding. - No, they're my shoes."
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"That would be, that'd be kind of weird."
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"He gave them to me. What was he thinking?"
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"- Those are Campers. - Yeah, what happened was..."
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"I don't really need the shoes now..."
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"because I got them back at the bowling alley."
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"You looked like an honest person and I trusted your face."
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"All right? I'm stuck with these shoes."
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"That is so insulting. How dare you?"
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"You cannot buy your way out of this situation."
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"Did we do something to offend them?"
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"What?"
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"Right."
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"- I didn't think of it. - Unbelievable."
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"Still crazy after all these years"
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"You know, it's kind of half-jacket, half-shirt, half-man, half-beast."
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"Excuse me. No, sir, no, I'm sorry. We will not be accepting that from you."
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"I mean, the box was entirely full."
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"I don't think anybody mentioned your name."
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"How weird to run into you at Barneys again."
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"We would never do that. Tomorrow night."
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"Very nice!"
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"You were saying?"
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"- All right, so that means you need... - I need a spare to win."
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"Okay, Larry, you need a spare, this is for the team."
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"- How about that! - Please, don't humiliate me."
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"- All right. - You gonna do that little wiggle step again?"
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"That was cute."
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"I'm not gonna count this if I hear any talking at all."
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"I think he's mad."
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"All right, here we go."
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"No!"
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"- Nice work. - Very good."
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"You know what we should do?"
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"I want change, that's $20."
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"We should invite..."
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"we're going to go listen to Paul Simon. We have the luxury box."
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"- Come join us, it's fun. - It's gonna be a great concert."
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"Really?"
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"- No, that sounds great. - We'll think about it."
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"I don't know if I can spend another evening with these people."
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"He's paying you money, though."
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"- Need my shoes. - Thank you."
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"- You were surprised. - I was very surprised."
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"I didn't know you were such a talented..."
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"- You surprised me, pleasantly surprised me. - Thank you."
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"- How was it, did you have fun? - Yeah."
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"- Thank you. - Those aren't mine."
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"No, they gotta be."
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"They're not my shoes."
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"Yeah, they were in your slot."
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"No, my shoes are brown and they have sort of tan laces."
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"- They gotta be here. - Looks like a sneaker."
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"Right, yeah, come on, take a look."
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"They're here, they gotta be here."
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"You ready?"
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"- See, these were yours. - They don't have my shoes."
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"- Are you serious? - You sure these aren't them?"
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"- What are these here? - They were in his slot, but your shoes..."
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"- Can't find your shoes? - No."
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"Brown shoes, they had tan laces."
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"- It looked like a soccer shoe. - Yeah, I know."
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"They were right next to yours. I put them up there by mistake."
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"- Guy took them. - Oh, my gosh."
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"What about his shoes? Wear those. Are these his shoes?"
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"Here's what to do. Here, hold on. Write down your name and number."
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"What kind of guy would take somebody else's shoes?"
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"A guy that has these shoes."
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"Write down your number. I'll call you immediately when I see them."
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"- Does this happen to you a lot? - Yeah, it does."
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"Can I give you, like, 10 free passes? Do you guys bowl a lot?"
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"- Yes, go for the passes. - We'll be happy to take them."
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"- I don't think we'll be back for a while. - I can give you the passes."
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"All right, if he shows up, call me."
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"Want to go for a walk?"
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"That was fun."
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"And we managed to get a Paul Simon concert out of it."
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"- Can you believe that? - I can't believe it."
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"They invited us to see Paul Simon at the luxury box."
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"I must've made quite an impression tonight to get that Paul Simon invitation."
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"Your bowling skills were shining through. Was that Friday or Saturday?"
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"- That's Friday. - It is?"
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"- I heard him tell Mary that it was Friday. - You heard him say it?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay, good."
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"- They are so cute. - What a great couple."
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"And so fun."
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