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Clips from The Simpsons - Frinkcoin (S31E31)

"After a lot of soul-searching, I've decided to go with..."
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"(both muttering excitedly)"
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"Frink! I'm writing about Professor Frink."
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"He's devoted his life to helping the world through science."
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"Say, uh, can you tell me if I came in second or third?"
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"¶ ¶"
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"Professor Frink, I want to thank you so much"
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"for letting me visit you during office hours."
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"for the monkey who's suing him."
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"Um, who's this?"
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"Oh, well, that's Professor Hessler."
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"We share the space here."
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"Pay her no mind. She's in the humanities."
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"Professor Frink, I'd love to know"
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"Oh, science? Well, I was created by science, my dear child."
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"Oh. That was you?"
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"Oh, no, no, I was the world's second test-tube baby."
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"Yes, I-I was greeted with far less fanfare."
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"My parents had great chemistry."
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"The only way I could get noticed was through science"
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"(intensifying): and changing the pitch of my voice"
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"so they couldn't help but notice me."
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"But I never had my breakthrough."
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"-LISA: Who? -Well, exactly."
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"All this will change, for I have been developing"
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"my own cryptocurrency."
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"Oh. I have no idea what that means."
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"How to get the teachers coffee."
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"Yeah-- A-Anyway, I will explain cryptocurrency by clicking"
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"a link to TV's most beloved scientist, Mr. Jim Parsons."
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"Kachinga."
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"Could a nerd do that? I don't think so."
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"For cryptocurrency to work, we need a record"
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"of every transaction that occurs."
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"¶ Oh, yeah. ¶"
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"the transaction is recorded in the ledger."
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"(laughs) I can dig it."
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"And when one ledger book gets filled up,"
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"we add to a "chain" of previous books."
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"JIM PARSONS: If you'd like to learn more"
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"here's everything else you need to know."
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"(gasps) It went in. It went in! It went in!"
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"It went in! It went in-- You saw it! It went in!"
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"So will Frinkcoin finally be the invention"
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"of science, Professor Frink, is making a mint."
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"Arnie Pye is live at the news conference."
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"I don't know why, Kent."
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"With all the layoffs, they've got me,"
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"the traffic guy, on the science beat."
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"I just found out how a helicopter flies."
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"It's terrifying!"
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"(chuckles) Well, whatever the heck that was,"
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"Frinkcoin was just rated the world's most stable"
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"financial instrument, beating gold,"
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"the renminbi and roadside corn."
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"Well, can't eat no cryptocurrency"
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"when the grid goes down."
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"That's why I started my hedge fund."
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"-(sighs) -(bird caws)"
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"Another billionaire? How did he make his money?"
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"Paraffin? Castor oil?"
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"Whale bone corsets for the woman who dares?"
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"Actually, cryptocurrency."
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"Oh, I know about cryptocurrency. I have it in my crypt."
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"No, sir, this is a new kind of digital currency,"
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"based on blockchain."
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"Oh, I know all about blockchain."
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"Again, not what you're thinking."
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"This new currency has made Professor Frink"
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"Wait. Are you saying I am no longer the richest man in town?"
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"(sighs) I'm afraid not, Monty."
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"You have the gall to call me Monty?"
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"makes you think we're on a first-name basis?"
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"Of course not, sir. I'll never do that again."
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"I will have my dinner now."
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"Lobster Thermidor."
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"But, sir, I-I'm allergic to shellfish."
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"And I'm not, Wayland."
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"(sighs)"
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"Hi, Professor."
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"He hasn't invested in deodorant. I can tell you that much."
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"Well, the first ten million went to pay off student loans."
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"I have the fame and fortune I've always desired and yet,"
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"Oh, let's see, I've always wanted one of those pens"
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"with the four different colors."
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"I fashioned one myself, but it's, uh,"
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"it's a tad bit unwieldy."
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"You can get those pens, and so much more."
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"Do they make a silencer for his constant nasal whistle?"
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"You will never have to worry about my adenoidal hiss again."
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"(whistles)"
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"(whistling)"
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"He's in Chicago, for God's sake!"
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"Moe, Lisa has offered to pay my bar tab."
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"You do accept Frinkcoin, right?"
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"and now I ain't got two qindarkas to rub together."
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"But that Frink, man, boy, he's sure got it made."
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"So, are you happier?"
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"That's just Amazon delivery. Calm yourself."
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"Poor Frink? He's the richest guy in town."
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"But he's not rich in the most important thing there is."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"No. The most important thing is friends."
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"Dad, you should take Professor Frink to Moe's."
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"Oh, I can't do that. It's like having your mother's sisters"
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"come for a visit."
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"Actually, they're coming in 20 minutes."
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"Never seen a fat man move so fast."
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"Got a cigarette?"
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"Not since we moved to Disney."
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"All right, next question-- Hey! Pay attention."
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"Name a drink made from hops and barley."
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"Barley hops?"
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"No."
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"-Meryl Streep? -Good guess, but no."
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"Uh, hey, guys,"
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"I was wondering if my friend Professor Frink and I"
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"could join you?"
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"FRINK: Well-- oh, my goodness, well, no one..."
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"the cronut and ring-a-levio,"
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