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Clips from The Simpsons - Frinkcoin (S31E31)

"also known as ring-o-lario on Staten Island,"
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"but those people are, well, they're quite backward."
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"-All correct. -(cheering)"
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"I'm "Too Tall" Jones, and even I didn't know the answer was me."
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"-Sir? -Oh, it's "sir" now, is it?"
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"Not "Monty" or "Queen B"?"
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"(chuckles) No, sir."
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"Get in all 10,000 steps."
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"Good, the two things I can't take"
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"-(wind whooshing) -(groaning)"
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"Mm, yeah. Uh, sir, to make you the wealthiest man"
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"in town again, I've assembled a team"
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"of the greatest mathematicians and cryptographers"
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"They're here to develop... Burnscoin."
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"Will there be actual coins?"
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"If so, make sure they're made"
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"from something men must die mining."
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"Is there an ivory that comes from people?"
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"So, here are the programmers working on your currency."
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"And I've discovered some serious issues with this nuclear plant."
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"By my calculations, the cracks in the coolant pipes"
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"Smithers, give this poindexter a McKinley Rub."
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"You are here for one reason and one reason only:"
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"to create a pseudo currency like the Bitcoin or the peso"
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"So rich I could buy ten NFL teams."
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"headphones on, Red Bulls popped."
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"We'll get this, Monty."
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"Uh, I mean, I'm a sick man, sir."
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"I'll get help."
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"Wayland, I think what you're doing comes out of anger."
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"Are you upset with Mr. Burns?"
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"Oh, the things I've done for that hollow-boned horror show!"
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"That interview he did for Vanity Fair?"
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"Like he would ever spend a weekend in Santa Barbara."
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"I'm the one who loves Sideways-- me!"
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"Does anyone have any thoughts about how Wayland"
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"can approach these feelings?"
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"I-I don't know your name yet."
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"Well, I learned in dealing with Bruce Willis that--"
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"(exclaims) I'm sorry!"
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"-Christian Bale. -Roseanne."
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"-Jared Leto. -Roseanne!"
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"-Katherine Heigl. -Trump."
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"-Trump. -Trump. -Roseanne!"
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"Wayland, I'm going to write you a prescription"
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"for Sychophantanyl."
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"Take one every time you feel"
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"Ah, thank you."
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"-(phone vibrates) -I just got a text."
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"Anyone here who works for Mariah Carey,"
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"meet her at SoulCycle and bring a kitten... now!"
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"(kittens meow)"
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"-(cheering) -Listen, Professor,"
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"why-why are we hanging around Moe's Tavern"
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"when we could be somewhere good?"
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"Fear not, my new best friends."
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"of Springfield's finest establishments."
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"Come on, let's go. It'll be joyous,"
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"and raucous, and other things."
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"Three cheers for Frink!"
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"Actually, studies show that one and a half"
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"is the optimum number of cheers, so..."
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"ALL: Hip hip hooray!"
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"-Hip hip-- -And done."
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"FRINK: ¶ If you're poor and find yourself ¶"
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"¶ Outside the door, just ask me ¶"
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"¶ To buy your drink ¶"
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"¶ Clink my link, you'll swim, not sink ¶"
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"¶ Hangin' with the Frink ¶"
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"This Frink has been gold peacocking all over town."
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"What's taking you Slide Rule Charlies so long?"
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"We aren't able to create a cryptocurrency"
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"as powerful as the Frinkcoin."
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"But... this equation, if solved,"
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"could make all digital coins worthless."
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"Including Frink's."
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"Excellent."
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"How long will it take to solve?"
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"Well, if we work weekends and bring in some extra help,"
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"I'd say 90,000 years."
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"-Uh-huh, uh, yeah, uh-huh. -Yeah, mm-hmm."
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"-Ow. Ow. -Ah."
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"Get out!"
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"As for Frink, if I can't break his bank,"
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"I'll break his spirit."
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"(ship horn blows)"
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"-You win again! -(helicopter whirring)"
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"(exclaims) This is my only suit of clothes!"
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"Ahoy-hoy! I was in the neighborhood"
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"and thought we might have a drink."
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"You know, billionaire to billionaire."
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"that's been in space, don't you?"
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"Now, listen to me, your friends don't give a whit about you."
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"That is not true!"
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"Those guys are my best buddies!"
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"Fatso and Drunky and the evil bartender there."
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"The curse of wealth is that you will never,"
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"ever again know if anyone truly likes you."
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"Oh, my, could it be that they're,"
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"well, they're really just leeches?"
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"(grunts)"
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"Hmm. Mm."
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"(whistles)"
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"(sighs): Oh, evil and, uh..."
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"Frink interview, final chapter, "Happily Ever After.""
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"I'm just so unbelievably sad."
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"I mean, is he right?"
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"Do I really have no true friends?"
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"Don't worry about what Mr. Burns says."
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"Oh, and you do?"
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"Well, I've seen a lot for an eight-year-old."
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"My parents have split up nearly a thousand times."
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"And every time I get a pony or make a friend,"
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"they get the hell out of town."
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"Wow, you have lived quite a life."
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"Yeah, it's not all bad."
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"I had a jazz friend."
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"(sighs) Who died."
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"(slurping)"
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"BURNS: Here's my plan, Smithers."
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