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Clips from Batman - When the Rat's Away, the Mice Will Play (S01E01)

"- Took him back safe and sound. - Good, good."
Batman
"Rats, I'm a man of few words but a man of many riddles."
Batman
"So riddle me this"
Batman
"what is it that is always coming but never arrives?"
Batman
"Quickly, quickly."
Batman
"We ain't tuned in on the riddle bit, chief."
Batman
"Yeah. We give up."
Batman
"What is it that is always coming but never arrives?"
Batman
"Tomorrow."
Batman
"- Tomorrow? - Tomorrow."
Batman
"But when it arrives, it is today."
Batman
"And today, my dear rodents"
Batman
"should prove to be most memorable."
Batman
"And that's all you can tell us, Your Majesty?"
Batman
"It is exactly as I have explained."
Batman
"A sinister humoresque in mask and tights"
Batman
"some other scoundrels, Batman and Robin being captured."
Batman
"It all happened so suddenly, so swiftly"
Batman
"then I was returned to my hotel blindfolded."
Batman
"And you have no idea where you were at?"
Batman
"None whatsoever."
Batman
"Alright, Your Majesty, thanks for your time."
Batman
"I feel terrible about Batman and Robin"
Batman
"but I'm due at the Queen Of Freedom Monument.."
Batman
"- I could cancel that-- - Oh, no, no, Your Majesty."
Batman
"If we need further information, we'll contact you."
Batman
"Thank you, gentlemen."
Batman
"[beeping]"
Batman
"They're alive!"
Batman
"Batman, are you alright?"
Batman
"Yes, commissioner, we had a nasty turn"
Batman
"Have you spoken with King Boris?"
Batman
"Yes, he's perfectly safe. On his way right now."
Batman
"And The Riddler?"
Batman
"Well, thank the stars that you managed to escape."
Batman
"Commissioner, with The Riddler thinking we're out of the way"
Batman
"he might get a bit careless."
Batman
"I suggest that you don't tell anyone that we've contacted you."
Batman
"O'Hara and I won't tell a soul."
Batman
"Good, I'll be in touch."
Batman
"A riddle a day keeps The Riddler away."
Batman
"I won't forget you told me that."
Batman
"Don't."
Batman
"Whatever his evil scheme is"
Batman
"I wonder what his next move will be."
Batman
"Let's get to the Bat-cave and be ready for it."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"Yeah, this should prove very interesting."
Batman
"Hello, ladies and gentlemen."
Batman
"Here we are at the Museum Of Fame"
Batman
"high atop the inspiring Queen Of Freedom Monument."
Batman
"In just a few minutes, King Boris"
Batman
"will present the museum with a gift indicative"
Batman
"of his country's appreciation."
Batman
"A gold, bejeweled, miniature replica of the Queen Of Freedom."
Batman
"Here comes the king."
Batman
"[camera clicking]"
Batman
"And now His Majesty, King Boris."
Batman
"Good afternoon, Your Majesty."
Batman
"It is my great pleasure and honor to welcome you"
Batman
"on behalf of our fair city, our nation"
Batman
"and the television audience."
Batman
"My friends, it is the great honor for me"
Batman
"to present Gotham City's Museum Of Fame with this statue."
Batman
"A symbol of courage and freedom to all the world."
Batman
"God bless you."
Batman
"Thank you, Your Majesty."
Batman
"On behalf of Gotham City and our country"
Batman
"permit me to express our gratitude"
Batman
"and also the hope that you thoroughly enjoy"
Batman
"the remainder of your visit here."
Batman
"So there you have it, folks."
Batman
"The replica will now go on permanent display here"
Batman
"along with other famous memorabilia."
Batman
"Some of which you might be able to see."
Batman
"Uh, over here for instance"
Batman
"we have the original Gotham City Commodity Exchange building."
Batman
"And, uh, back here.."
Batman
"I think you can see, a bust of Gotham City's first mayor."
Batman
"And of course, how could our Museum Of Fame exist without"
Batman
"Batman and Robin."
Batman
"[booing]"
Batman
"I think they are cute."
Batman
"Just because we're on opposite side to the fence doesn't--"
Batman
"[booing]"
Batman
"(man on TV) 'The inspiring..'"
Batman
"Thanks, Kenny. You're the best partner in crime I ever had."
Batman
"[intense music]"
Batman
"Later, on a Gotham City street corner."
Batman
"[explosion]"
Batman
"[music continues]"
Batman
"Good heavens!"
Batman
"What? What is it?"
Batman
""If Gotham City does not pay me one million dollars in cash"
Batman
""by 10 o'clock tonight, the Queen Of Freedom Monument"
Batman
""will be blown sky high."
Batman
""All security of its cannot stop the destruction"
Batman
""and only I can deactivate the bomb."
Batman
"PS, Batman and Robin.."
Batman
"That infernal devil."
Batman
"Oh, so that was his plot."
Batman
"To get rid of Batman and Robin"
Batman
"and then pull off the biggest extortion caper"
Batman
"And he might just get away with it."
Batman
"So that's his scheme, commissioner."
Batman
"And obviously, the city must pay for it."
Batman
"But it's almost 4 o'clock now, Batman."
Batman
"Half the city council are out of town"
Batman
"They won't meet again until tomorrow."
Batman
"I couldn't get that kind of money if my life depended on it."
Batman
"Hmm, that is a problem."
Batman
"Could you get it from any private source?"
Batman
"I don't know of anyone"
Batman
"that has that kind of money readily available."
Batman
"- Except. - Except who?"
Batman
"Well, except my good friend, Bruce Wayne"
Batman
"the millionaire socialite."
Batman
"And by all means, call him, you can't waste any time."
Batman
"Alright, I'll contact you later, Batman."
Batman
"You understand, Bruce, this million dollars is just a loan."
Batman
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