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Clips from Batman - When the Rat's Away, the Mice Will Play (S01E01)

"I don't know what this is all about, commissioner."
Batman
"But if it's in the best interest of Gotham City"
Batman
"I'm certainly happy to do it."
Batman
"But you may not get all the kudos that Batman does."
Batman
"But believe me, Bruce,"
Batman
"you're the unsung hero of this dark hour. Thanks."
Batman
"I just wanna do my duty as a proud citizen"
Batman
"Batman! What the devil!"
Batman
"It's Batman."
Batman
"Sorry, commissioner, I used the Bat-rope to get up here"
Batman
"because I didn't wanna be noticed."
Batman
"I'm sure The Riddler has notified you"
Batman
"that Robin and I were dead."
Batman
"Yes."
Batman
"Good. I wanted him to think that."
Batman
"I never had the pleasure of meeting Batman, commissioner."
Batman
"Oh, I-I'm sorry. Batman, this is my good friend, Bruce Wayne."
Batman
"Ah, the millionaire socialite."
Batman
"I've always wanted to meet you, Mr. Wayne."
Batman
"The feeling is mutual."
Batman
"Ah, speaking of millionaires,"
Batman
"did you get the money for The Riddler?"
Batman
"I've just made the arrangements."
Batman
"Am I free to speak?"
Batman
"Good."
Batman
"I have a plan."
Batman
"Police, that is."
Batman
"9 o'clock, have your men place the money"
Batman
"'Then they must leave.'"
Batman
"Million dollars is a lot of money."
Batman
"If he suspects a trap, he'll pass up the cash"
Batman
"'and destroy the monument.'"
Batman
"Then how do we catch him?"
Batman
"You leave that to Robin and me."
Batman
"You have to deactivate the bomb wherever it is before he leaves."
Batman
"Then we will jump into action."
Batman
"(Bruce) 'I know nothing whatsoever'"
Batman
"'about this sort of thing, commissioner.'"
Batman
"But as a layman, it makes sense to me."
Batman
"Alright then, that's the way it'll be."
Batman
"You're a smart man, Mr. Wayne. We should get together sometime"
Batman
"and discuss crime prevention."
Batman
"With pleasure."
Batman
"I'll look forward to seeing you in the near future."
Batman
"[instrumental music]"
Batman
"[intense music]"
Batman
"Batman!"
Batman
"Take it easy, you're not seeing a ghost."
Batman
"That's Whitey.!"
Batman
"[laughs]"
Batman
"How did it go?"
Batman
"Great, uh, Gordon went for it like a duck to water."
Batman
"And that millionaire socialite Bruce Wayne was there also."
Batman
"Well, he fell so hard for the act"
Batman
"that he helped sell our plan to Gordon."
Batman
"And the coast will be clear."
Batman
"Clear!"
Batman
"As your gorgeous brown eyes, my little Mousey."
Batman
"Oh, I've really outdone myself this time."
Batman
"Oh, genius."
Batman
"Sheer genius."
Batman
"[giggling]"
Batman
"[applauding]"
Batman
"Robin, Robin, where are you?"
Batman
"'Up here.'"
Batman
"What are you doing up there?"
Batman
"It was making a funny rumbling noise."
Batman
"I thought some part might be loose."
Batman
"Just checking it out."
Batman
"Did you, uh, give Commissioner Gordon the money?"
Batman
"Yes, I also met Batman."
Batman
"Oh. You what!"
Batman
"Very interesting."
Batman
"[beeping]"
Batman
"The Bat-phone's ringing."
Batman
"Yes, commissioner."
Batman
"By any remote possibility, were you in my office this afternoon?"
Batman
"(Batman) 'No, why?'"
Batman
"I didn't think so."
Batman
"But someone impersonating you was here."
Batman
"I played along with the hoax because Bruce Wayne was present."
Batman
"I didn't wanted to expose him to any danger."
Batman
"Good for you. You did exactly as you should have done."
Batman
"Did he give you any instructions?"
Batman
"Fine. You do just what he says."
Batman
"In the meantime, I'll map out a plan."
Batman
"What was it?"
Batman
"As I was telling you"
Batman
"The Riddler had someone impersonate me today."
Batman
"I knew he'd get careless if he thought we were out of the way."
Batman
"But how do we stop him?"
Batman
"The clinch here would be to solve this last riddle."
Batman
""Why is a woman in love like a welder?""
Batman
"I bet that'll tell us the location of the bomb alright."
Batman
"Well, stop fiddling with that atomic pile and come down here."
Batman
"Two heads are better than one, old chum."
Batman
"Okay, I can't fix it anyway."
Batman
"Not without a torch."
Batman
"Great Scott!"
Batman
"- A torch. That's it. - Huh?"
Batman
""Why is a woman in love like a welder?""
Batman
"Because they both carry a torch."
Batman
"Holy conflagration!"
Batman
"The torch room at the Queen Of Freedom."
Batman
"But how could The Riddler place a bomb there?"
Batman
"He didn't, King Boris did."
Batman
"What? King Boris?"
Batman
"I'll explain on the way."
Batman
"[instrumental music]"
Batman
"[tires screeching]"
Batman
"Darkness flows over Gotham City."
Batman
"But on a shadowy balcony,"
Batman
"in the torch room of the Queen Of Freedom Monument.."
Batman
"How does it look?"
Batman
"Two policemen came earlier"
Batman
"they placed the black bag down there."
Batman
"Then left."
Batman
"My friends, plan 136-triple A is about to begin."
Batman
"Mousey, you stay her and be the lookout."
Batman
"Good luck."
Batman
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