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Clips from Cobra Kai - Fire and Ice (S02E02)

TV Series 2018 –2025 Season 2, Episode 3 30 min ★ 8.4/10 (248,073 ratings) 428 clips
Drama Comedy Action

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The piece of shit won't even turn on.
"The piece of shit won't even turn on."
Cobra Kai
Bullshit.
"Bullshit."
Cobra Kai
Where the hell is the Internet?
"Where the hell is the Internet?"
Cobra Kai
Have you tried connecting to the Wi-Fi?
"Have you tried connecting to the Wi-Fi?"
Cobra Kai
What's "Wi-Fi"?
"What's "Wi-Fi"?"
Cobra Kai
[CLICKING]
"[CLICKING]"
Cobra Kai
[CHIMES]
"[CHIMES]"
Cobra Kai
What?
"What?"
Cobra Kai
You're next.
"You're next."
Cobra Kai
[BLOWS LANDING]
"[BLOWS LANDING]"
Cobra Kai
we, uh... We certainly did.
"we, uh... We certainly did."
Cobra Kai
We're gonna go for a swim, but maybe play with you later?
"We're gonna go for a swim, but maybe play with you later?"
Cobra Kai
Most def.
"Most def."
Cobra Kai
It'd be nice if you actually earned the Cobra Kai cred you're so happy to take.
"It'd be nice if you actually earned the Cobra Kai cred you're so happy to take."
Cobra Kai
More red, white and blue, more fireworks.
"More red, white and blue, more fireworks."
Cobra Kai
Mmm-hmm.
"Mmm-hmm."
Cobra Kai
And why would I be mad?
"And why would I be mad?"
Cobra Kai
the publicity it needs from Valley Fest.
"the publicity it needs from Valley Fest."
Cobra Kai
Is that what this is?
"Is that what this is?"
Cobra Kai
Look. [SIGHS]
"Look. [SIGHS]"
Cobra Kai
I promise I won't ever do that again.
"I promise I won't ever do that again."
Cobra Kai
You know, Johnny Lawrence is one thing,
"You know, Johnny Lawrence is one thing,"
Cobra Kai
but I kind of miss the simple days of dicks on billboards.
"but I kind of miss the simple days of dicks on billboards."
Cobra Kai
Oh, and for the record, I do not think that you're guilty of cultural appropriation.
"Oh, and for the record, I do not think that you're guilty of cultural appropriation."
Cobra Kai
but you are not going back to Encino.
"but you are not going back to Encino."
Cobra Kai
Then we gotta be pussies.
"Then we gotta be pussies."
Cobra Kai
STUDENT: Wait, why are we paying for karate
"STUDENT: Wait, why are we paying for karate"
Cobra Kai
And I know exactly what I'm gonna do.
"And I know exactly what I'm gonna do."
Cobra Kai
Listen, I wanna thank you.
"Listen, I wanna thank you."
Cobra Kai
Not all friends.
"Not all friends."
Cobra Kai
All right, guys. Enough chitchat. Let's see where you're at.
"All right, guys. Enough chitchat. Let's see where you're at."
Cobra Kai
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Cobra Kai
DANIEL: Great.
"DANIEL: Great."
Cobra Kai
The fence back here could use a fresh coat.
"The fence back here could use a fresh coat."
Cobra Kai
You want us to paint your fence?
"You want us to paint your fence?"
Cobra Kai
This was all just some scam to get kids to do your yard work, huh?
"This was all just some scam to get kids to do your yard work, huh?"
Cobra Kai
[SIGHS] Come on. Let's go check out that place with the snake.
"[SIGHS] Come on. Let's go check out that place with the snake."
Cobra Kai
[GRUNTS]
"[GRUNTS]"
Cobra Kai
And throw Thunderstruck under it.
"And throw Thunderstruck under it."
Cobra Kai
I'm pretty sure the rights for that song will cost too much.
"I'm pretty sure the rights for that song will cost too much."
Cobra Kai
You know, like, "Hash brown, Team Cobra Kai" or something.
"You know, like, "Hash brown, Team Cobra Kai" or something."
Cobra Kai
Hey, tell that fat piece of crap Zakarian
"Hey, tell that fat piece of crap Zakarian"
Cobra Kai
You two clean mats for the rest of the week.
"You two clean mats for the rest of the week."
Cobra Kai
[SIGHS]
"[SIGHS]"
Cobra Kai
No.
"No."
Cobra Kai
All right, all right. All right, that's great now.
"All right, all right. All right, that's great now."
Cobra Kai
That's not a bad idea.
"That's not a bad idea."
Cobra Kai
It's a home run.
"It's a home run."
Cobra Kai
Well, I know the customers would love to see you in that gi.
"Well, I know the customers would love to see you in that gi."
Cobra Kai
Just the customers, huh?
"Just the customers, huh?"
Cobra Kai
I never thought I'd see Cobra Kai again in my life.
"I never thought I'd see Cobra Kai again in my life."
Cobra Kai
Miguel's from Ecuador.
"Miguel's from Ecuador."
Cobra Kai
Better hope that LaRusso doesn't sink his mitts into him.
"Better hope that LaRusso doesn't sink his mitts into him."
Cobra Kai
Yeah, I'm sure it was.
"Yeah, I'm sure it was."
Cobra Kai
Scared the shit out of me.
"Scared the shit out of me."
Cobra Kai
Sensei, this is personal stuff. You don't have to tell me.
"Sensei, this is personal stuff. You don't have to tell me."
Cobra Kai
It's one of the most painful things in my life.
"It's one of the most painful things in my life."
Cobra Kai
Thank you.
"Thank you."
Cobra Kai
[CELL PHONE CHIMES AND BUZZES]
"[CELL PHONE CHIMES AND BUZZES]"
Cobra Kai
Oh, they are, huh?
"Oh, they are, huh?"
Cobra Kai
[AIR HISSING]
"[AIR HISSING]"
Cobra Kai
that it's gonna be a real scorcher.
"that it's gonna be a real scorcher."
Cobra Kai
Hey, guys. Thanks for doing this.
"Hey, guys. Thanks for doing this."
Cobra Kai
[YELLING]
"[YELLING]"
Cobra Kai
for a presentation from Miyagi-Do Karate.
"for a presentation from Miyagi-Do Karate."
Cobra Kai
Is there gonna be any fighting?
"Is there gonna be any fighting?"
Cobra Kai
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
"[MUSIC CONTINUES]"
Cobra Kai
He was my favorite Turtle, so...
"He was my favorite Turtle, so..."
Cobra Kai
[CROWD EXCLAIMS]
"[CROWD EXCLAIMS]"
Cobra Kai
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
"[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]"
Cobra Kai
[CROWD CHEERING]
"[CROWD CHEERING]"
Cobra Kai
[FIREWORKS WHISTLING]
"[FIREWORKS WHISTLING]"
Cobra Kai
[ALL GRUNTING]
"[ALL GRUNTING]"
Cobra Kai
[BOTH GRUNTING]
"[BOTH GRUNTING]"
Cobra Kai
Noice!
"Noice!"
Cobra Kai
[CHUCKLES]
"[CHUCKLES]"
Cobra Kai
Cobras, light it up!
"Cobras, light it up!"
Cobra Kai
[CROWD CHEERING]
"[CROWD CHEERING]"
Cobra Kai
CROWD: [CHANTING] Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!
"CROWD: [CHANTING] Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!"
Cobra Kai
Which one of you has the balls to take on the champ?
"Which one of you has the balls to take on the champ?"
Cobra Kai
GIRL: I'll take him on.
"GIRL: I'll take him on."
Cobra Kai
All right? We need to show them we can fight, too.
"All right? We need to show them we can fight, too."
Cobra Kai
JOHN: The key is making your enemy think you are retreating.
"JOHN: The key is making your enemy think you are retreating."
Cobra Kai
[GRUNTING]
"[GRUNTING]"
Cobra Kai
Kids from my dojo told me to get an Apple.
"Kids from my dojo told me to get an Apple."
Cobra Kai
You sold me a lemon.
"You sold me a lemon."
Cobra Kai
First of all, it's a Dell,
"First of all, it's a Dell,"
Cobra Kai
and it's not broken.
"and it's not broken."
Cobra Kai
Have you tried pressing the power button?
"Have you tried pressing the power button?"
Cobra Kai
Yeah, of course. I'm not an idiot.
"Yeah, of course. I'm not an idiot."
Cobra Kai
[START-UP SOUND]
"[START-UP SOUND]"
Cobra Kai
Have you seriously never owned a computer before?
"Have you seriously never owned a computer before?"
Cobra Kai
Yeah. I'm not a nerd.
"Yeah. I'm not a nerd."
Cobra Kai
All right.
"All right."
Cobra Kai
Move, stupid arrow.
"Move, stupid arrow."
Cobra Kai
[BEEPING]
"[BEEPING]"
Cobra Kai
Oh, shit.
"Oh, shit."
Cobra Kai
Yeah, asshole, I clicked all the buttons.
"Yeah, asshole, I clicked all the buttons."
Cobra Kai
I still can't find the Internet.
"I still can't find the Internet."
Cobra Kai
JOHNNY: Obviously.
"JOHNNY: Obviously."
Cobra Kai
[CHUCKLES]
"[CHUCKLES]"
Cobra Kai
Truth?
"Truth?"
Cobra Kai
I knew it.
"I knew it."
Cobra Kai
That gets a thumbs-up.
"That gets a thumbs-up."
Cobra Kai
[LAUGHING]
"[LAUGHING]"
Cobra Kai
Ugh. Stupid ads.
"Ugh. Stupid ads."
Cobra Kai
DANIEL: Inner peace, focus, balance.
"DANIEL: Inner peace, focus, balance."
Cobra Kai
These are just some of the skills that you will master
"These are just some of the skills that you will master"
Cobra Kai
when you join Miyagi-Do Karate.
"when you join Miyagi-Do Karate."
Cobra Kai
I'm Daniel LaRusso,
"I'm Daniel LaRusso,"
Cobra Kai
What the hell?
"What the hell?"
Cobra Kai
...I was two-time All Valley under-18 champion.
"...I was two-time All Valley under-18 champion."
Cobra Kai
Now, you can learn the secrets of Okinawan karate,
"Now, you can learn the secrets of Okinawan karate,"
Cobra Kai
true karate, by joining the Miyagi-Do team.
"true karate, by joining the Miyagi-Do team."
Cobra Kai
Don't be a snake in the grass, be a champion.
"Don't be a snake in the grass, be a champion."
Cobra Kai
Tweet us at #TeamMiyagiDo.
"Tweet us at #TeamMiyagiDo."
Cobra Kai
And all lessons are free. That's right, free.
"And all lessons are free. That's right, free."
Cobra Kai
Because at Miyagi-Do, it's not about the money.
"Because at Miyagi-Do, it's not about the money."
Cobra Kai
It's about the karate.
"It's about the karate."
Cobra Kai
Um...
"Um..."
Cobra Kai