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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Next Stop Murder (S01E01)

"It depends on what you consider a hot date."
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"Can he eat without you cutting his food up first?"
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"I didn't come here to talk about my private life."
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"I came here to see a friend off and get a lift to the theatre."
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"The theatre. Let me guess, this guy got you fifth-row-centre tickets for Cats."
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"He's got an in backstage. After the show, you can..."
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"Why couldn't you just say, "1 hope you have a nice time"?"
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"-I hope you have a nice time. -Thank you."
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"Whatever curdles your cream."
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"It's a private train, track 29."
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"-Terrific. -Terrific."
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"Terrific!"
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"Carpeting on the walls."
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"Must be tough to vacuum."
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""Dear Miss DiPesto, welcome to J.B. Harland's Murder Train."
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"I am pleased to have you as my special guest..."
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"...and look forward to making your acquaintance."
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"Here's to a good mystery."
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"Your humble servant, J.B. Harland.""
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"It's almost more than I can stand."
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"-How exactly does this game work? -I'm not really sure."
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"This group gets together once a year..."
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"...and they race to solve a mystery designed by J.B. Harland."
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"-If you solve it, you win. -Where's the rest of the group?"
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"Maybe that's part of the mystery."
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"That's what the whole thing is about."
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"You never really know what's going on."
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"Maybe I should get a head start and scout out the place."
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"Thank you for helping me with my stuff."
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"-I couldn't have done it alone. -We wouldn't leave you stuffless."
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"-Have a terrific time. -I think I will."
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"Gotta admit, pretty plush."
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"Bet you the whole damn train goes condo in a year."
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"-Addison? -All right, all right, all right."
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"I'm just gonna look around a little bit."
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"Pretty classy. Personal head."
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"-Elegant button. -What are you doing?"
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"I want to see how these work."
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"-Why? -Because it's there."
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"Isn't that a line from Mountains and Three-Minute Miles?"
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"-I'm gonna tell you something. -Miracle of miracles."
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"Remember that blackout in 1965, the East Coast blacked out for a night?"
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"Well, I never told anybody this, but I caused that."
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"Why aren't I surprised?"
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"The whole time I was growing up, my mom told me:"
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""David, turn your lights out. There are children in China who are in the dark.""
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"And the whole time, I never turned them out."
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"There's a rebel in me, I admit it."
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"One day, I'm over at my friend's house, and I'm thinking:"
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""1 got to get home before my mom gets home from work.""
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"Dangerous guy that I am, I left the lights on."
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"For no reason, they're just on. Wasting energy, wasting money."
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"So I get on my bike, and I'm riding home as fast as I can."
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"I've got to beat my mom home, right?"
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"I get home, slam on the coaster brakes, throw the bike down..."
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"...I look up, the lights are still on."
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"I also see my mom's home. I figure she hasn't noticed."
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"I go into my pocket for a key..."
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"...I figure I'll sneak in, turn the lights off, and I'll be safe."
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"1 go in my pocket, and there is no key."
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"Which means I gotta ring the doorbell..."
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"...which means my mom has to answer it..."
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"...she'll go by my room, see my lights on..."
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"...and realize I am not her son. Must have been some mix-up at the hospital."
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"This is a riveting story."
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"Anyway, I press the doorbell, and it goes "ding.""
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"Is that it? That's the story?"
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"Get it? Normally, our doorbell goes "ding-dong.""
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"This time, it just went "ding." I heard it go "ding," and I turn around and look..."
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"...and all the lights on my block go out."
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"I did it. Overloaded the whole system because I left my lights in my room on."
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"I never told that story to anybody."
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"I wonder why."
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"So now, whenever I see a button--"
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"Press it! Put me out of my misery and press it."
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"-My kind of button. All right. -Can we leave now?"
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"Nice. Firm. Takes me back to my days at San Quentin."
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"It's a joke."
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"-Come here, give it a test ride. -I'll take your word for it."
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"-Maddie. -David."
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"-Know what your problem is? -Tell me."
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"-You're just not spontaneous. -You're right, let's go."
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"Come here. Come sit by me."
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"Why? -Because we're here..."
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"...on a private train, with a nice bed..."
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"...and carpeting on the walls."
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"Besides, I asked nice. I'd do it for you."
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"-And then we can go? -Then we can leave."
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"There now, see?"
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"-That didn't hurt a bit, did it? -No."
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"It must have been something back then..."
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"...iravelling across the country by train..."
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"...listening to the clickety-clack as the train rumbled through the heartland."
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"Every passenger's face a mystery."
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"Every car, filled with the possibility of intrigue..."
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"-...danger, romance. -Do tell."
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"Incredible meals served on fine linen."
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"Drinks sipped as the train cut through the twilight."
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"-Twilight? -Twilight."
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"Do you feel something?"
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"Good golly, it's almost sunrise here on the old Addison Flyer."
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"-Addison, do something. -What?"
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"-Do something! -What?"
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"-You did this on purpose. -No, I didn't."
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"-Yes, you did. -No, I didn't."
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"Yes, you did. Yes, you did."
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"Miss."
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"Are you talking to me?"
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"You must be J.B.'s guest."
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"His murder train's the best."
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"Rodney's the name, solving mysteries my game."
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"Even if they're only in jest."
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"My name is Agnes."
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"But my friends call me Miss DiPesto."
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"Hello, Miss DiPesto."
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"The train is moving."
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"I better get back to my room."
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"Why?"
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"I don't know."
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"-Yes, you did. -No, I didn't."
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