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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Next Stop Murder (S01E01)

"-Yes, you did. -No, I didn't."
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"-Yes, you did! -No, I didn't."
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"-Yes, you did! -No, I didn't."
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"-Hello? -Miss DiPesto!"
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"Grandma?"
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"-No, it's Maddie. -And David."
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"We're in the bed in the wall."
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"Do you want me to leave?"
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"No, press the button and get us out."
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"Button?"
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"-Oh, the button. -The button."
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"Was it good for you too?"
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"She made me do it. I didn't want to do it. I didn't feel we were ready."
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"-We're moving. -Do we have to?"
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"-This train is moving! -Land of Goshen, she's right."
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"You better figure out a way to get me off this train."
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"I will throw you off this train if necessary..."
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"...but kindly refrain from physical acts that are not of an erotic nature."
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"This is not my fault."
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"I was not born yesterday!"
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"It's true, I had lunch with her yesterday."
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"Well, maybe if we all just sat down--"
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"Maddie."
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"Does anyone know who I can talk to about stopping the train?"
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"Stop this..."
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"...train?"
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"The J.B. Harland Murder Train?"
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"The engineer is locked in the engine room."
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"This train isn't going to stop for 24 hours."
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"-Twenty-four hours? -No need to panic."
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"We've been waiting for you."
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"My name is J.B. Harland."
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"As you all know..."
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"...each year, I select one reader..."
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"...from Murder Mystery Magazine to join us on our little trip."
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"This year, the special guest is Agnes--"
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"-Maddie Hayes. -You're Maddie Hayes, aren't you?"
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"Janet, you're mistaken. This lady's name is--"
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"Maddie Hayes."
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"-You're not Agnes DiPesto? -No, I am."
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"-But you're the one in the picture. -What picture?"
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"See, that's me."
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"David, this is cute, of all of us."
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"Not too shabby."
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"I could use a copy of this myself."
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"You're not Miss DiPesto?"
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"-Then who are you? -They're detectives."
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"Partners at the agency where I work."
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"They were seeing me off and got stuck on the train."
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"You mean you're both authentic private eyes? I don't believe it. I--"
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"Excuse me."
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"Are you just going to glare at them, or are you gonna invite them to stay?"
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"That wouldn't work at all."
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"J.B. has written this mystery with six players in mind."
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"Besides, there are only six sleeping compartments."
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"Don't take this the wrong way, but if it's all the same..."
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"...I'd like to get off the train."
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"-Off the train? -I didn't pack."
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"It's a come-as-you-are murder, right?"
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"No, as I explained, that isn't possible."
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"-Rodney. -Yes?"
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"Let's get some accommodations for our guests."
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"-Right, J.B. -Then it's settled."
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"This is going to be a fascinating 24 hours."
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"I'll leave you all to go about your business."
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"Tonight, somewhere on this train, a murder will occur."
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"Until then..."
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"...cherish your peace of mind."
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"-Not bad for a Saturday night. -I'm not speaking to you."
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"I did not get us shanghaied on this train on purpose. As long as we're--"
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"There's no "we're." There is me. There is you."
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"You're here, let's make the best of it."
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"-Fine. -Fine."
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"-Okay. -Okay, fine."
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"Mystery train, mystery meat. My favourite."
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"-You're really a detective? -Real as they get."
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"David Addison."
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"David. That's a good name. It's easy to put on cakes."
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"Sebastian Rhodes here."
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"I'm a baker."
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"I'm a chef too..."
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"...but I specialize in cakes and breads..."
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"...and mysteries."
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"I sure am glad J.B. decided to let you stay."
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"It's gonna be a lot of fun..."
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"...having real private eyes to play against."
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"Yeah, I know, I can hardly stand the excitement."
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"-I hope you understand. -Excuse me?"
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"Don't think I was campaigning to have you removed from the train."
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"It's just that J.B. labours a month or more on these mysteries..."
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"...and extra bodies, live ones, could throw the whole thing out of whack."
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"There's no place I'd rather be less than on this train."
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"You won't believe it, but you and I almost worked together."
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"I own Magic Night, the perfume company."
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"-I was up for the-- -The Magic Night Girl."
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"At one point, our house-- J.B. and I used to own a home together."
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"We used to live together, that's what I'm trying to say."
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"I had pictures of you all over my house, trying to make up my mind."
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"But I contemplated too long and Blue Moon Shampoo got you first."
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"-So you and J.B. Harland aren't--? -No, not anymore. Not really."
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"We now own two homes together..."
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"...and he makes a point to be in the one that I'm not."
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"-I'm sorry. -Don't be, I'm happy."
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"Besides, I had my chance."
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"One night, about seven years ago, on one of these mysteries, in fact..."
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"...J.B. was whacked out of his mind on Courvoisier."
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"He asked me to marry him..."
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"...but I was greedy and stupid."
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"I wanted a sober proposal."
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"I've finally stopped waiting."
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"Well, enjoy the murder, Maddie."
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"-Hello. -Come in."
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"All this is yours?"
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"This is nothing. You should see my apartment."
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"I should?"
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"No, I didn't mean "should" like you had to."
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"-I meant "should" like you could. -Of course."
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"-I mean, if you wanted to. -Of course."
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"That was a wonderful essay you wrote on J.B."
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"It meant a lot to him."
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