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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - Manhattan Night Club (S01E01)

"Oscli... uh, Occlioco..."
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"that's the correct pronunciation, there."
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"(gasps) Oh, my God."
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"Because then you're gonna fall asleep.""
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"-to the hospital, ma'am. -Oh, no, no."
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"I'm fine."
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"* You're dead and out of this world *"
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"I wasn't turned into a vampire?"
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"Yes. (chuckles)"
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"But I think it's because..."
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"I need to learn patience."
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"And my master's"
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"I'm a vampire! (laughs)"
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"You are not, though."
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"LASZLO: We have total dominion"
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"Actually, it's from there to there."
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"Consider joining dominions to secure"
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"Simon the Devious"
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"is a vampire we have known for centuries."
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"Our coffins were all together on the ship"
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"then whisper jokes to each other."
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"LASZLO: We went to Staten Island,"
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"he went to Mana-hatta."
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"the king of the Manhattan vampires."
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"You know, real boy wonder. Very clever."
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"He's not that clever."
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"Okay, who's cleverer, then?"
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"He died tripping on his cape"
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"Simon's HQ is this fantastic nightclub"
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"called the Sassy Cat Club in Mana-hatta."
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"LASZLO: You have to wear a cape in there."
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"Yes. Everyone is in a cape."
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"Laszlo!"
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"How's this for the city?"
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"Looks like it's alive."
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"It's 100% witch skin."
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"I can't wait to see his face when I walk in."
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"a big, bloody stupid curse on it."
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"but it keeps crawling back. Literally."
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"'cause in his dying breath,"
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"Free hat."
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"Think of all the things that have happened."
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"knocked you over and trampled over you."
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"-No, it didn't. -Then it started making love to you?"
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"That was our new familiar."
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"Which I charged you to fix."
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"Oh, hey."
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"It's a bit shaky."
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"-I don't know. -Cursed hat."
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"Why does this car smell bad? It's the curse."
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"In the old days, it would not have been my style"
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"(soft note plays)"
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"I'm ready to make a change."
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"He's always smiling."
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"It's a sexy Marmaduke."
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"Shall we look for Simon the Devious?"
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"Mingling..."
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"Mingling with you."
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"-Hi. -I-I'm gonna go look for the bathroom."
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"Why don't you go and mingle?"
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"Oh, I don't think so."
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"So, I think I'll just stick with you tonight."
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"Whoa! Fuck me."
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"It's like, one, then two, then three."
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"And then you get where we are now."
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"-But it's... -(door shuts)"
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"Yep."
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"Nandor the Relentless, so, nice to meet you."
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"People think... W-We're Staten Island."
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"Uh, n-no. No, I..."
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"-Let's just go up to the roof and... -COLIN: Hey, hey."
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"what this building used to be?"
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"by Hescher-Schmitz Farrier."
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"A farrier deals with equine foot care."
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"It..."
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"What did...?"
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"-Fuck has happened in here? -Oh, my..."
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"This is a travesty."
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"Ah. (laughs)"
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"Oh, the buckets. (chuckles) They gave them to us when they"
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"There's a newsletter?"
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"-Oh, those are your... -Yeah, I'm their..."
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"(low voice): Let's go, kids."
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"Oh, boy, we are having fun tonight."
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"Don't look so scared."
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"Understandably, life is filled with mysteries."
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"And for our next mystery..."
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"-I haven't seen you in ages. -Simon."
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"I wanted this five minutes ago."
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"Please, please."
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"-Uh-huh... -And things are going very, very, very good."
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"-Good? Good. -Very good. Yes."
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"-Aw... -Come, come, come, come, come, come, come."
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"-Well, yes. -And Laszlo and Nandor?"
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"Have you spoken to them recently?"
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"Uh, well, actually, they're somewhere here."
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"-Yes. -Impossible!"
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"Had my eye on you all night, little one."
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"you just found it right here. Sweet release from life."
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"-Uh, I like life. And I'm just, uh... -NANDOR: Guillermo."
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"No, honest mistake. Y-You don't have to apologize."
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"-I mean, you can if you like. -No. No. No. I do apologize."
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"No, I wasn't going to let him eat you."
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"Okay. Great. Uh,"
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"SIMON: You must"
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"NANDOR: Pleasure to see you again, Simon."
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"SIMON: And look at you. Nadja said you're doing well."
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"And now I see you in your capes,"
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"and I think "Well, you haven't lost your senses of humor.""
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"I had forgotten because of her physical behavior with me."
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"Yes, you told that joke about that group of sailors."
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"Yes. Uh,"
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""It's like a virtual smorgasbord of seamen"?"
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"But I haven't even introduced you to my crew,"
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"Abbadon, Empusa."
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"That's Little Vlad."
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"We've got S, and that's because her name is Sarah."
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"We've got Evil Steve."
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"And, of course, The Silent One."
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"It's Wesley Sykes."
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